Violet Corporation. LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION<br /> BLAH BLAH FUNNYJUNK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Sup faggots, I' m making a corp
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Violet Corporation

LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION<br />
BLAH BLAH FUNNYJUNK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Sup faggots, I' m making a corporation cause I' m better than Yam. I' ma call it
Violet Dom. All hail me. Unfortunately, I don' t give a **** about what makes it to
top page. so I' ll make some other fags run it for me instead. I' ll need 3 groups.
or something.
Meaningless
bloodstained.
dead. B'
Anonymous will " " "
Meaningless lead the Dark David Blaine Will lead
fr Fr gives ***** .
The violet group, ran by turquoise, who is dead,
shall be our PEOPLE DMFF GROUP. Here
is an photo of how serious business these
peeps are.
meaningless
bloodstained.
That' s right, you better post funny **** ,
or this guy will kick your ass.
More
Meaningless
This is are darker shade of gray group, lead by anonymous. They are out
defensive group, which doesn' t really do anything, but we couldn' t think
of something else for them to do. Here is an photo of how serious
these hoe' s are.
We have nothing
to worry about
with his guy
watching our
back.
Meaningless
bloodstained.
David Blaine who probably doesn' t have a Funnyjunk Account
will lead out lighter shade of gray group. This is our smartness
group. They don' t really do anything either but be super
smarter than everybody else. Here is an photo of how
serious these kids are. ' _ '
Nothing can stop
us with this smart
support 9" 3' 5' Meaningless
at it
You can now tell how serious business our corporation is. It is obvious with
this kind of support, we shall help make funnyjunk a better place. Then
become corrupt and use our powers to ban people who look at us funny. I
know how badly you want to Join, but that sucks. Hot just ANYONE can join our
corp. You must first eat Chuck "arrite Pubic hair, kick Justin Embers taco,
then send in an application with a resume containing your credit card
information.
That is all, good luck my friends.
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#5 - Placeholder **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Hah. I found this funny. +1 thumb.
#12 - Tellmeimaninja **User deleted account** (06/17/2010) [-]
This is the most accurate depiction of anything ever.
#2 - VINCEN **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lets get this to the front just cuz its retarded
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User avatar #3 - deekman (06/16/2010) [-]
This... makes me happy.
User avatar #1 - madcatawesome (06/16/2010) [-]
totally right
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