As an airplane is about to crash, a Eimile passenger's mps up frantically
and announces, " I' m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "I s there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feet like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "H ere, iron mist’.
A teacher was wrapping up class. and started talking about tomorrow' s final
exacry He said there would be no excuses tor not showing up tomorrow.
barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member' s death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about e‘ -meme sexual
exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter-
After the laughter had subsided. the at the student, and
said. "Not an excuse. you can use your other hand townie."
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a
fancy costume partyy-. Then he had a bright idea. When the hast answered
the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the hast- he premature
ejaculation," said the man. "l just came in my pants!"
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his
breath and lipstick on his collar. "l assume." she shaded. "that there is a
very good reason tor you to come waiting in here at six o' clock in the
There is," he replied. "-"
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