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Submitted: 06/15/2010
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#18 - lawrenceguitars (06/15/2010) [-]
how to **** with your waitress...bend her over the table and ram it up her dinner dumper full throttle
User avatar #266 - bsean (06/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I must have a twisted sence of humor, cause this is the first thing Ive laughed at in a long time on this site full of crappy pictures

*prepare for thumbs down*
#249 - leetpwnzer **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [+] (28 replies)
**leetpwnzer rolls 88** doubles and i do this at IHOP
#222 - AmberRose **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [+] (11 replies)
that is funny i am a waitress and if some one did that to me i'd laugh and leave the table for someone else to clean up and grab the tip!!!!
#167 - RaptorXjesus **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
My waitress didn't appreciate surprise buttsecks either
User avatar #161 - kiddoforever (06/15/2010) [+] (10 replies)
I usually switch the sugar with the salt then put her tip in my half drank hot coco... >:D *rubs hands together evilly*
User avatar #168 to #161 - Lawliett (06/15/2010) [-]
you know what that leads to?





heroin. and then, pretty soon you'll be cooking the decapitated heads of four-year old children in easy bake ovens you stole from toys r' us...
User avatar #28 - jasonwhirlybird (06/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
if she wasnt a ginger she would get a better tip
#287 - DrCalaway **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris thought about doing that once... to bad he never has leftovers
#215 - emaamt (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you forgot the begging when they ask you for a drink. first you ask if they have sprite -they say yes and start to write it down- then you order a completely different drink...... always pisses them off
User avatar #289 - gypsywoman (06/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
last time i went on a plane, i bought cookies for $2
the lady asked for the money so i pulled a $2 coin out my mouth and gave it to her :D
#297 to #289 - stefanie (06/16/2010) [-]
and i bet some nasty hooker had it in her ass first.. try getting that taste out.
User avatar #223 - anonemous (06/15/2010) [-]
not something to do where you want to eat again
User avatar #146 - bearataur (06/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
why would you have a half eaten baby? I mean seriously who the **** orders a baby and doesn't finish it. Now that's being a real dick
#1 - evilguy (06/15/2010) [-]
That poor redhead always gets trolled
User avatar #150 - Sephriomnislash (06/15/2010) [-]
I used to put a whole bunch of **** in my glass when i was younger lol...i was banned from an Applebees at age 9 XD
User avatar #324 - FudgePacker (06/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
yeah, torture the ******* bitch, who does she think she is, working for a miserable waiter salary, with a 13yo kid putting a glass full of garbage on her hard earned tip. yeah screw you bitch
#208 - WalkinOnSunshine **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
waiters/waitresses usually take the menus away after you order
User avatar #201 - Gotta Be KD (06/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hey.....you gonna eat that baby?
User avatar #133 - iamjustsoawesome (06/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A baby is now considered leftovers?
User avatar #124 - AntisemiticJew (06/15/2010) [-]
Couldn't you just slide the cup off the money?

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User avatar #19 - jacencaedus (06/15/2010) [-]
anyone notice the baby?
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