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Hannibal Means and Piers jokes(FJunkys)3

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User avatar #2 - Spykker (06/14/2010) [-]
how do u blindfold an asian? dental floss
#26 - RicoG **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
Whats the difference between babies and bacon.

One is very delicate and nice to eat, the other one is bacon.

Yes, even eating babies are better than bacon.
User avatar #4 - connorbeyond (06/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
yo, how do you get 20 ******* out of a van?
- make police siren sounds
and if it doesn't work?
- tell them you'll shut down KFC
User avatar #43 - EatBabySouls (06/15/2010) [-]
What made the little boy drop his ice cream!?

A truck
User avatar #40 - asspenis (06/15/2010) [-]
why did sally fall off her bike

because she was dead
#35 - TheFearful **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
Whats harder than nailing a baby to a brick wall? My dick while doing it.
#30 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! (just in case this has already been done I'll do ALOT more)
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off its head!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline!
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging from your wall? Art.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag!
How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? You throw a javelin through his head!
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full a bowling balls with a pitch fork!
#28 - Alligator **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower

#45 - fangirlhater (06/15/2010) [-]
what do you call a pile of dead babies? breakfast
User avatar #44 - SirPrize (06/15/2010) [-]
What did the blind deaf mute kid get for Christmas?

#39 - darkmind (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Whats the difference between a dead dog lying on the road and a dead ****** lying on the road?

The dog has skid marks leading up to it.

(For those who don't get it, the car tried to stop before it hit the dog)
User avatar #25 - MrKoivisto (06/15/2010) [-]
-What's the difference between a baby and a cheeseburger?
-You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
#17 - MrLlama **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
Whats the difference between a Baby and a watermelon?

Ones fun to hit until pink stuff goes everywhere and ones a watermelon
#13 - wookielove **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
what do you call a bus full of whit kids? a twinkie
whats bettwer than nailing a dead baby to a tree? ripping him off
What's red and chunky and travels, in a circle, at 190 mph ? a baby in a blender
how do you make a dead baby float (pt 1)? take your foot off its head
how do you make a dead baby float (pt 2)? 2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby
why do you stick a dead baby in the blender feet first? so you van see its expression
whats worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? 20 dead babys in a garbage canwhats worse then 20 dead babys in a garbage can? 1 dead babys in 20 garbage cans
#11 - DeaconLulz **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
What do you call a bus half-full of black people that drives over a cliff?

-A tragedy, the ****** wasn't full.
User avatar #37 - katiegirl (06/15/2010) [-]
what's easier to unload, a truck full of babies, or a truck full of bricks?
a truck full of babies because you can use a pitchfork
(my english teacher told my class that one)
#36 - ThatGuySaid (06/15/2010) [-]
Why don't ****** kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
How do you catch a ****** ?
Put velcro on the ceiling and tell them to jump.
What's the difference between a ****** and a skunk?
one's roadkill, the other is a skunk.
Why are ******* like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
#34 - ThatGuySaid (06/15/2010) [-]
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call a ****** in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
#16 - anonymous (06/15/2010) [-]
how many babies can fit in a blender?
depends on the blender.

how many babies can you fit in a trashcan?
still depends on the blender
User avatar #15 - mr potatomoto (06/15/2010) [-]
How do you know Noah was a White man?
No ****** could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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