Hannibal Means and Piers jokes(FJunkys)2. saw some more in the comments...if your joke isnt in there, PM me<br /> part 3:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/5229
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Hannibal Means and Piers jokes(FJunkys)2

saw some more in the comments...if your joke isnt in there, PM me<br />
part 3:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/522970/Hannibal+Means+and+Piers+jokes+FJunkys+3/

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User avatar #32 - VivaLaUnum (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
User avatar #33 to #32 - VivaLaUnum (06/15/2010) [-]
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
#101 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
What starts with a N ends with a R and you don't wanna call a black person?
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Neighbor.
#98 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
how do you get a ****** down from a tree?
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cut the rope..
User avatar #108 - Peachfuzz (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

....

Juan on Juan
#102 - Subaz **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**Subaz rolls 705,662,070** Hey guys! Quit the raciest jokes! I have a black guy in my family tree!
#103 to #102 - Subaz **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
hes still hanging there
#100 - sideshooter (06/15/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of **** ?

the bucket
#115 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What do you call a skinned baby?




sexy.
#117 to #116 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
What do you call a black man on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 10 black men on the moon?
A big problem?
What do you call all the black people on the moon?
A solution.
User avatar #52 - DaBliss (06/15/2010) [-]
What's the only positive thing about a black person?

HIV
User avatar #42 - frozentaco (06/15/2010) [-]
Why are aspirins white?
Because they work
#111 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
#21 - CopperDabbit (06/15/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Dead baby jokes? At last, my moment to shine:
Q) Why would you put a baby feet first into a blender? A) Just to see the expression on it's face.
Q) What's 18 Inchs long, hard and purple and make every woman scream? A) Crib Death
Q) What's the easiest way to get a baby out of a blender? A) Doritos
Q) What's worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? A) 1 Dead baby, 10 trees.
Q) What has 4 legs and an arm? A) Doberman at a daycare center.
Q) What's the perfect present for a dead baby? A) A dead puppy.
Q) What do you call a baby with no skin? A) Sexy.
Q) What's red, bubbling and tapping at the glass? A) Baby in a microwave.
User avatar #146 - TheBagel (06/15/2010) [-]
Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's day
User avatar #122 - zawxse (06/15/2010) [-]
what do you call a dead baby with a hole in its head?



your girlfriend
#118 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
why do blacks have big dicks?



to make up for the ***** on their heads!
#20 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
what's the difference berween michael phelps & hitler?

michael phelps can actually finish off a race.
User avatar #153 - spongetastic (06/15/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I don't give a **** how many people thumb this **** down- dead baby jokes are the most ****** up things ever. Every time I see one I want to cry, but I guess that's because I'm a mom and I have MORALS... kinda.
Grow the **** up.
#154 to #153 - RaiderQ **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
Let me put it this way.(First of all the original joke was the dead baby crossed the road because it was nailed to a chicken)Grow some balls or get off the site.You were asked if you were 18 for a reason,and if you cant handle a dead baby joke you cant handle the people on here.
User avatar #133 - megaton ONLINE (06/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
whats blue and goes around the room at high speeds

a baby with a punctured lung
#121 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
what do you call two black people on a bike?


organized crime
#30 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what do you call ******* in a barn?
#31 to #30 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [-]
anteque farm equipment.
#27 - devout feminist (06/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** is wrong with people on funny junk? FJ: I make jokes which are raciest, sexiest, perverted and disgusting! derp!
#34 to #27 - TheDane **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
...and what's your point?
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