1. A blonde, brunette, and red head sit on a
bench together and talk about their daughters.
The red head says shea cigarette butt in her
garbage and said, "l cant believe she smoke's.".
The brunette says, "That' s nothing... I found a
used pregnancy test in her garbage...} cant
believe she' s sexually actived.".
And the blonde exclaims she has it the worst.
That' s nothing, I found a condom in my
daughters garbage...} cant believe she' s got
All credit for this goes to Enfilades)
2. A blonde, brunette, and a red head are about
to get forced to jump off a cliff. A genie appears
and says "Whatever you say while falling, you
will turn into. The brunette goes first, and, while
falling, says "A plane". She then flies off.
The red head then goes, and says "A hotmail
balloon.", and she floats away.
Next, the blonde goes. She trips on a rock and
says ". l." She is then turned into a
steaming hot pile of crap.
Credit for this one goes to )
3. A brunette and a blonde are sitting on a train.
The brunette looks out the window.
Oh what a beautiful forest"
The blonde looks out the window
Damn it, I cant see it, all those trees are
blocking my viewd."
Credit on this one goes too Krystoking)
4. A blonde, brunette, and a red head were all in
a car and got stuck somewhere in the desert.
Each woman takes one thing. The red head
takes a canteen of water. The brunette takes
an umbrella to block the sun. They both look
over to see the blonde pulling at the car door.
When they ask what she' s doing, she replies,
l want to take the car door so if it gets hot, I
can just roll down the window."
Credit on this goes to matman)
5. A blonde is looking for a job to make some
money. She went up to her neighbor and asked,
Do you have any jobs I could do?"
The man thinks for a second then replies,
Well you could paint my porch... I' been
meaning to , but haven' t gotten around to it yet"
She replies, "Okay, do you have the paint and a
The man goes inside to fetch the paint, and
returns a couple minutes later.
He goes inside to eat with his wife, and she says,
Do you think she knows the porch goes all
The man says, "She should, she was just
standing on it."
Later, the doorbell rings, and the man answers.
The blonde says, "l finished quickly, and there
was a lot of paint left, so I put on a second
coat." The man is compressed.
While the blonde leaves, she turns around and
says, "Oh by the way, that wasn' t a porch,
it was a Ferrari.