Sucker gon' get owned

Bit by bit... i see what you did there! If you meant to.... never mind.

Haha I understand. :P

I thumbed that comment down and thumbed this comment up.

I made an impact

lol what did it say?

u guys r sad and pathetic...the guy who came up with all this is a fake. if its real then he deserves to get hit by a truck next time he gets off the internet and decide to go out.
in any case ..how is this funny u ********* buffoons???

can i quickly point out that you look like a massive queer in your picture

lol first of all i wasnt talking to u. 2nd of all IS THIS REALLY all u can come up with as a response to what i wrote?? and at least im not afraid to show what i look like in real life, where's ur picture? r u worried ur diseased looking face and a pokemon shirt saying 'gotta catch them all' is gonna get u all the ladies of fj ??

First of all I agree with cph. Second of all your obviously getting so defensive because your a dick sucking ball juggling horse ******* **** sniffing ass clown butt pirate dick cheese licking nipple biting cum guzzeling thunder **** fag bitch cock sucker. So I now will say, GTFO!

How could One Thred be so Full of win?

I like the use of stringing the swear words together. +1 interwebz for you!

lol comming from a guy who's into blink 182...ur prolly a justin bieber fan as well

the **** did you say about blink 182 queer boy

this queer kid called peter is obviously trolling.

And you probably like big elephant dick in your mouth! so once again. GTFO!

Blink 182 is a ******* amazing and talented band you ******* ! Don't even include them in the same sentence as Justin Bieber you illiterate mishapen troll.

tl;dr
also you look homosex

you r the biggest ******** on the internet like jesus ******* christ why dont you say that to every person on the internet and see what response you geyt u stupid dumbass

sorry but...

Well for 1: Us ********* buffoons have a better sense of humor than you...its like a fine wine...you on the other hand being a massive queer ( props to cph ) have nothing better to do than bitch and moan about what your retarded mind finds funny...If you didn't find it funny WHY THE **** POST IN THE FIRST ******* PLACE!!! HURR DE DERP!

well it was 9 in the morning and id figure id find somethign funny on here but as usual its dumb pokemon jokes that only worst of nerds understand and a bunch of ppl so sad with their lives that they laugh at other ppls misfortune. i bet mrbounce is ur hero now. i bet he would send proof to ur parrents that ur gay too

Actually no MrBounce isn't my hero, But laughing at others ppl misfortune is ******* AWESOME. And as for gay...need I remind you, YOU look like a massive queer.....not me

yeah its awesome to you cuz ur life sucks. and dont get me wrong im not takin any offence that a bunch of lifeless fj nerds r sayin i look ilke a massive queer but what does bother me is that those same nerds have no balls to put up actual pictures of themselves but r passing judgment on somebody who's prolly 100x better looking than them

obvious troll is obvious

100x massive queer is justin beiber, and we look nothing like him. for if we looked even like you, we would have killed ourselves many years ago. now you should take the hint, and make like a banana and kill yourself.

god ur a douche, arent you?
stick a tampon in it and take a nap or something

lol like totally jk and da ppl wre like damn dem ppl r like nrds u gais.... stfu you type like this you fag

Sounds like someone's profusely bleeding from the ****** ...

A little defensive there...

byte by bbyte?

I'm sorry that a lot of you will hate me for saying this but it's true.
FJ is trying really hard to be /b/

yeah, but we're better than /b/ we have a tight group of people, they only have anons, that means most of us are a part of it, or at least could be a part of it, none of them could be me.. so that makes us better.

Dude, /b/ could bend you over a table and ass **** you before you could even say who's there? They (me included) crashed a website by simply DDOS'ing it for a while. They could do the same to poor little FunnyJunk. They've caused people to an hero (suicide) and they have no souls. If you so much as throw a rock in their general direction, you're gunna get a nuke up your dick. You have been waarrrnnnneeeddddd.....

i really doubt they could make me 'an hero' who would give a **** if they crashed a site. I'd just go out and skate or something. i'd get over it.

Actually, the last thing I want this site to turn to is /b/. When I used to go onto /b/, I always saw gay porn and i got SICK OF IT!!! And usually, I could only find 0-1 epic threads in a day, and most of the times, there was no epic threads. And you don't have any way of seeing the funniest stuff on 4chan, but you can find the funny stuff on FJ, with our thumb system!

y because someone is funny and uses this site, its automatically trying to be /b/?

we arnt trying to be like /b/ we are simplying trying to overcome /b/ so the internet will be known as Funnyjunk and other ****** sites that have no use

I, am your 100th thumb.

So, we're like the anti-/b/?

speaking of Pwnage, I've never seen some get taken apart like this guy
petarzilla further down the thread, I mean goddamn!

THUMBZ PARTY!!!


watch me get - 30

And here we have a PRIME example, of the small mammal, the anonymous homosapien.

This violent, let lonely creature wanders the plains of /b/, occasionally migrating to Funnyjunk during the summer, where activity and competition for lolz on /b/ is at it's highest.

Although this creature maay appear lonesome and a scavenger, unpopular with other species, it never takes much to provoke one, sending it into a flurry of rage and trolls, which, inevitably end up in other species trolling the anon back. The anon has depleted in species count over the past few years, and will soon become extinct as a result as an account of the member species who posses accounts, are taking over the anon's habitat


Let's watch and see what he does...

My friend, you once again have epic win.

Is he DANGEROUS?

It appears to be taking a **** ...
SCREW THIS LETS EAT IT!

ur name suits u very well

well said!

im half lime

wow randomness

Goldfish is eating my foot.

sure will!
:)

I think I love you.

i have one question. how did he get 4 thumbs for just rolling?

its at 8 now probably for doubles

wow, self fulfilling prophecy fail-win because you definitely just did something stupid

Cause that's how I roll. *Puts shades on... and walks into a tree*

haters gon hate!

love it

**privateSkittleZ rolls 5,296,372** here let me help u with that good sir!

FAIL.

seconded

if he doesnt post it i will wage war on him with thousands of my ninjas

OH **** A NIN-

and my bow

anyone wanna give an ax??

i could give another one i suppose..

Will this be a war waged on his grandchildren children, until by some chance there is a miraculous happening that unites them under a single banner?!

i can only say yes to that.

buuut if he jacks my wife we allllll have to kill his grandchildren
and the best one of you willl kill the best of his

then you drag his body on a chariot.....SEE WHERE IM GOIN WITH THIS?

so we have to have grandchildern... to let em fight each other? seems like a lot of work.

nahh...we just have achilis fight for us

Besides, making kids is fun.

The results are in.........


YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!

OH THANK GOD MAURY!!!

*Puts on troll face* just kidding you're the father of all six of them!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *last tooth falls out of mouth*
MMMMMMMMPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!

haha same here

HOW do you manage to not get two of the same numbers?!

**TheUsername rolls 1,063** doubles and i get mentioned again.

**TheUsername rolls 37** well i still get mentioned! :D
^^ doubles, or if has #7 i get thumbs :D

**** YEAH.

your avatar forgot venustoise

nope.

and itt will be all MrBounce's fault

u pressed the ******* button didnt u oh well at least u got the million dollars

*click* wheres my money?

good girl

*makes you a flying bacon sammich with extra bacon*

dude 1. wheres mine and 2. you gotta add moar then just extra bacon you gotta use all the bacon you can fit between the fukin bread! lol :3

*makes rage guy a super flying bacon sammich with wings, with 700,000 pieces of bacon on it*
-huff- -huff-
How's that?

why dont you just put a full pig on it? problem solved

cause, would you want a dead pig on your sammich, think about it..

well isnt that all that bacon is? plus with this you could have sausage, gammon and pork on the sandwich at the same time.. think about it

but pig head is nasty... ._.
but we can make PORK RINESS!!!

just get rid of the pigs head then... give it to some homeless person.. its a win win situation

do i give the limbs and bones to the homeless peeps too, and watch them fight over it...?

yeah that would be cool..
we could make it like a gladitorial contest and make people pay to see it...

a $15.00 fee....

i third that!

Second!