Funny 4! ibeat Stories
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DECIDED TD TRY USING...
Posted on June 13. , 11: 07 pm. by Feed. under Sex Fail
Today- my girlfriend and I decided to try using edible body paint during SSH. Instead of putting it on my lower
body in sensual places, she thought it would be more tun to use it to draw a long. curly mustache and a
unibrow on my face, as well as a set of hairy balls on my chin.
I WAS AT WORK. I WAS TALKING WITH A CUS...
Posted on June 13. . 'VIII: 3» E':- am. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today- I was at work. I was talking with a customer about a product we have called "Golden Slumbers" and
how great it is tor your skin and how it improves your mood. She looked really uncomfortable and left. I
realized after that I was telling her how great "Golden Showers" are.
MY MYFRIEND DECIDED TD SIT MY FACE A...
Posted on June 13, 2010, SSS am. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. my boyfriend decided to sit on my face and ''slap'' me with his penis- All because I mentioned we
needed to buy some teabags.
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I PARKED THE RDUF D...
Posted on June 11. . 1: 04 pm, by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. my girlfriend and I parked on the roof of a parking structure downtown- There were no other cars up
there except for an empty van. After having really great, loud sex with the windows down. we realized the
van wasn' t empty at all. We got a thumbs up as they move away.
MY TD ME IN A REALLY M..
Posted on June 9, ).. . by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them
the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn' t mean you can start getting lazy with
MY BOYFRIEND WAS GOING DAWN ME. SIDDE...
Posted on June S. . fr. 34 am. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly. he grabbed my ‘lower lips and moved them in a
talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis."
I WAS SEATING MY MYFRIEND tit DECIDED...
Posted on June E, 2010. 4: 52 pm. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. I was sending my boyfriend S decided to update my Facebook status via SMS. I must have gotten
the two mixed, because my status was "my pussy is wet" tor 2 hours before someone told me.
I WAS TEXTING MY CRUSH. I TRIED TD SAY, M..
Posted on June S. , 'I: SS pm, by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iphone changed it to "I need anal." I
AFTER STAYING AT MY MYFRIEND' S HOUSE FD...
Posted on June 3, sold. T. Ed am. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. after staying at my boyfriend' s house tor the Birst time. I got in the shower. His bathroom door
doesn' t lock, so halt way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy. I pressed myself up against
the glass. which turned out the be a door that opens outwards- I tell on the floor.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY TD MY GIRLFRIEND OF MMI
Posted on June E. EDIE. E-: 24 pm, by Feed, under Sex Fail
Today. I lost my virginity to my of 4 months. After we finished up, Mockingly said "we' re done. now
get the fuck out". She responded to my humor by punching me in the face and telling me my "dick was tiny
I WAS GIVING MY MYFRIEND A HAND JOB. I M..
Posted on June 2, , ETHIS am. by Feed, under Sex Fail.
Today. I was giving my boyfriend a hand job. I was so bad at it. he went into my bathroom to Dfnfsh it himself.