Part 3 Xzibit vs. Depressing Latvian. Part 1<br /> Part 2
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Part 3 Xzibit vs. Depressing Latvian

One can read, one
can write and
other is secret ,
government police
hired to kill the
two intellectuals
Is Latvian
I Please let me
39 5, in, is cold and
daughter dying
t , of hypothermia
Latvia is located between Estonia and Lithuania
Yo Dawg, why did the C
cross the roar
farm of parents
before Cossacks
slaughtered ,
them. Does
taste like dog?
I just noticed that when I type down here it
looks like Xzibit is reading this
potatoes? My
village is so
poor and
they all ,
starving to
Idea submitted by Tallbeverage
Yo Dawg, I heard you like moults and food so
I made a video of mo eating f you to watch
I hope my '
family" likes]
dark meat
because I' m
going to
******* kill
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User avatar #11 - AquaPedoBear (06/12/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Why did you feel the need to state where Latvia is? Everyone should know where Latvia is. Except the Latvians... they have no schools :(
User avatar #16 - phsycokidx (06/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this one was good but not as funny as the others
User avatar #47 - Im Sam Yo (06/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else read the lavatian part in some wierd accent you atribute to a country located next to russia?
#7 - Lifeboats **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Even though the old picture was an SS soldier, I liked it better...

But these are still hilarious :)
#9 - sparkzwolf **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
i agree change scares me
#6 - FatmanJim **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
how many latvians can you fit in a phone booth?

No phone booths in Latvia, have to take them apart for shelter

#60 - anonymous (06/13/2010) [+] (6 replies)
im latvian
#61 - NaziYahtzee **User deleted account** (06/13/2010) [-]
And on the only computer in the country too.
User avatar #34 - propervillain (06/13/2010) [-]
I just realized that I read this post like Peter Griffin being disappointed about fruit stripe gum..."HMMMM :)..ahhhh :( ...HMMMM :)..ahhhh :("
User avatar #26 - LawfulNeutral (06/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Just a question, What's a Latvian?
#27 - Amatory **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
A resident of an eastern European country called Latvia
User avatar #12 - CaliGiant (06/12/2010) [-]
those random comments reminded me of commercials.... I ******* HATE COMMERCIALS
User avatar #40 - mimihigurashi (06/13/2010) [+] (9 replies)
No offense inteded, but is Latvia really poor or is this just a joke?
User avatar #65 - TheFunkyChicken (06/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this is the most publicity latvia have, and ever will have
User avatar #56 - max bone (06/13/2010) [-]
i just love my southern neighbours
#55 - Snoozedude (06/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
In impoverished Latvia,

You starve to death!
#28 - Amatory **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
I like your noticing that it looks like he's reading the text lol..
User avatar #31 - timothybarnes (06/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'd liked the other version more
#35 - sparkzwolf **User deleted account** (06/13/2010) [-]
he changed it because people kept complaining it wasent a latvian
User avatar #23 - Omnomnoms (06/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yo Dawg i heard you like food
Food where? I havent had food since i was a boy
User avatar #14 - Welshhobo (06/12/2010) [-]
Im 1/4 Latvian (grandmother) and went there to scatter her ashes a few years ago. The capital city - Riga has a river down the middle splitting the city into two, one half of the city is almost totally derelict and full of homeless people.

Sad thing is its freezing there at the hottest parts of the day for most of the year, most of the shops consist of coffee shops (to shelter from cold) and pawn brokers.
User avatar #5 - Ashketchums (06/12/2010) [-]
damn latvian you crazy
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#1 - ilikepennies **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
******* great.
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