Train Station Mixup. I lol'd<br /> <br /> EDIT: ! I love all of you guys, so I made a tribute/remembrance/screenshot of that so everyone go check it lol shit happens ps suck my cock
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Train Station Mixup

I lol'd<br />
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EDIT: *********************************** ! I love all of you guys, so I made a tribute/remembrance/screenshot of that **** so everyone go check it out on my profile and party.

A guy gees dyer tn a ticket at the train station, and
the clerk has a huge set tits. The man can' t take his
eyes eff her breasts.
The man says "Excuse me, can I get two pickets tn
I... I mean... two tickets tn Pittsburgh?"
He is incredibly embarrased.
Then the man behind him says, "' s okay pat,"
Tau see, many people make slips like that sometimes,
just the ether night, I was having dinner with my wife and
I meant tn say Tass the butter please' but instead I said
Tau ******* bitch! You ruined my life!"'
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#6 - Voivode **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Ok thumb me down or whatever but I don't get the punchline.
User avatar #10 - MoNercy (06/12/2010) [-]
The humour in this joke ought to come from the fact that you're expecting the second guy to describe a similar slip-up, but his anecdote displays behaviour which is less like a slip and more like a snap.
#18 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Tepost, i mean Repost
User avatar #20 - PedophileBear (06/12/2010) [-]
Shut the **** up anon.
User avatar #19 - babs (06/12/2010) [-]
calling women bitches is so sexist!!..... LOL JK, i laughed HARD!
User avatar #11 - JackLambert (06/12/2010) [-]
the titsburgh feelers, errrr i mean pittsburgh steelers
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User avatar #15 - PedophileBear (06/12/2010) [-]
I guess you guys can't feel the "shockwave" I am feeling, but I swear I just jizzed so hard when I saw this was top.
User avatar #31 - uREPOST (06/12/2010) [-]
User avatar #25 - Marker (06/12/2010) [-]
"This one time some friends were leaving, I meant to say 'Take care,' but I decided to say 'Good luck,' like, halfway in between. So it came out as 'Take...... Luck!'"
---- Brian Regan
#14 - LateNite **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
'you ****** bitch' HAHA
#39 - thehankhill **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
one time during relations i meant to say "you're so hot peggy" but it came out as "give it to me harder boomhauer"
#30 - freddykenny **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
fuking win and epic genius lol
User avatar #1 - alltherest (06/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**alltherest rolls 241,892,243**
User avatar #2 - PedophileBear (06/11/2010) [-]
You are **** . L2Troll
#32 - Imakecardz **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
This made my day.
#28 - Brojangles **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
**Brojangles rolls 890,072,449**
Didnt see that coming lol
#16 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
lmfao made my ******* day.
#38 - FlYiNbAcOnSamIcH **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
hahha its a very common mistake last night i wanted to ask my girlfriend to
bring me my drink from the kitchen but i what i said was go to hell you
******* bitch then i dont know why but she started to curse me out
#37 - MrMetalman **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
And don't forget to pass the ******* salt.

Has anyone else read: "Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar"? This is where this joke is from.
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#4 - Radjhi (06/12/2010) [-]
i heard that joke like 50 time last year
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