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Stupid Shit My Sister Says Part 2

STUPID **** MY 16 YEAR SISTER
SAYS AND DOES: PART 2
by Trajan
1. Halfway through Robin Hood.
Who' s Robin Hood again'!?"
2. Me: You' got to acknowledge
other peoples-
Her: Wait. whats that'?
Me: Whats that what'!?
Her: That word. The long one.
Me: Acknowledge?
Sister: Yeah. That. What' s that
mean?
Me: *gtfo face‘:
3. Sister: HELP ME WITH '
Me: Wait a sec "
Sister: NOW! TELL ME WHERE SINE,
TANGENT, AND COSINE ARE ON THE
CALCULATOR,
a. Takes a show like "Paranormal Children"
seriously. LMAO.
s. Sings annoyingly and loudly EVERYWHERE.
BABY U BE FAMOUS, CHASE ME DOWN TILL
6. Quote: "ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU' LL
WAKE UP DEAD!!!"
7. Thought that "Ocean' s 11" was based on a
true story.
I' M NOT FCKING KIDDING)
8. Dad asked her if she wanted to go the
shore of the lake and she said she' d like to
go to the beach.
9. Sister: DON' T LOOK IN MY ROOM
WITHOUT PERU!
moor is wide open, she is texting*
10. FIREHOUSE SUBS
I went to ‘firehouse suas' and told my sister it
was firehouse themed. but I exagerated a little
and told her it:
Has a little balcony above the cashier where
the sub is made
after the sub is finished a alarm buzzer goes off
and a waiter slides down a pole with the sub
The soda comes out of "hose nuzzels"
Everyone is dressed as a fireman.
So that' s my sister. Thanks for all the support on the last
one! sorry, but i' m only going make another one if you
really want it, so its now 30 thumbs for ten more. Its
actually getting difficult to remember some things.
Despite all the matierial she gives me.
...
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Submitted: 06/11/2010
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User avatar #500 - mrXawesomesauce (07/04/2010) [-]
sounds like my ex gf....wait a minute.....
#499 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
so my sister comes downstairs and the nascar race is just ending she asks did that guy win?,i said yes, she says how many laps did he win
#498 - shmoogii **User deleted account** (06/22/2010) [-]
dont b mean to ur sis u fag! i didnt c anything wrong with those questions
#492 - AcidReflex **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
and let me guess she thinks titanic is FAKE?
#489 - tkdbmy (06/14/2010) [-]
stupid i couldent even finish reading it
User avatar #493 to #489 - turlesrfun (06/15/2010) [-]
cuz u dont know how to read
#494 to #493 - tkdbmy (06/18/2010) [-]
**** you fag
User avatar #495 to #494 - turlesrfun (06/21/2010) [-]
lol your da fag cuz you never finished school
#496 to #495 - tkdbmy (06/22/2010) [-]
im still in high school
User avatar #497 to #496 - turlesrfun (06/22/2010) [-]
key word: STILL in high school. lol fag you dumb
#488 - BlueToaster **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [-]
I FLOL'd at #8! =P

(FLOL: ******* Laughed Out Loud.)
User avatar #487 - fredxrated (06/14/2010) [-]
**fredxrated rolls 944,374,067**
#484 - anonymous (06/13/2010) [-]
**roll 4**
User avatar #483 - KyonKyon (06/13/2010) [-]
question - is she by any chance a blond? not to steriotype, after all i have a best friend whose bold and soooooooo much smarter than me, but still....they can be tards alot of the time X^D
User avatar #490 to #483 - coonday (06/15/2010) [-]
...your an idiot
User avatar #481 - Lowa (06/12/2010) [-]
ew your sister called you a perv...
#477 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
I hope that your sister gets the chance to do something in your life that is spectacular and even if she never gets that chance I hope that you spend everyday feeling horrible inside for being one of the worlds greatest douche bags. Its ppl like you that deserve to be alone.
User avatar #491 to #477 - coonday (06/15/2010) [-]
I get the feeling Anon is the sister...
User avatar #485 - Schwarzenegger (06/13/2010) [-]
He's lucky. At least he doesn't have a sister like mine...
#480 - Trajan **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
its not's like i gave out her name
User avatar #474 - ManateeMan (06/12/2010) [-]
HOLY **** THAT RESTURANT WOULD BE AWESOME
User avatar #476 - Nekatroz (06/12/2010) [-]
a great idea is born
#473 - evilprincess **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
I wonder if that girl is the one in the eighth grade saying crap.
#472 - YUSEIWHAT **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
Cut her uteris out so she can't reporduce..its probably for the best.
User avatar #469 - Rockerdax (06/12/2010) [-]
Is she blonde?
#466 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
my sister believes in ghosts, is a vegetarian who would be a vegan if my mom would let her (she constantly reminds me that I am an animal ******** ), she is so morbidly obese I suspect she is part snorlax, and she has yet to grow out of her childish desire to be a veterinarian. she is 15 too. 2 more years till I go to college....
#465 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
i do number 5!! But that's just because it annoys the hell out of everyone, which amuses me
User avatar #464 - Loppytaffy (06/12/2010) [-]
Robin Hood- the legend of Nottingham; i live there, i've been to sherwood forest and nottingham castle (opposite sides of nottingham mind you), but the film is the biggest load of bull; they have scottish and yorkshire accents, the french came over the channel for a war, they filmed it in plymouth, maid marrian was actually 200 years younger than robin hood and, may i add, there were ******* jet trails in the sky!
User avatar #467 - ABCPerson (06/12/2010) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #468 - Loppytaffy (06/12/2010) [-]
sister. cool, and true! the film pissed me off is all and wanted to get it off my chest.

please dont inuendo that.
#462 - awesomeSawesome **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
she seems smart *cough*
#461 - Elmoo (06/12/2010) [-]
In the description.. its meant to be A not AN.. the word frequently doesn't start with a vowel.. dude I'm younger than you and I know that..
#482 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
four years......WHAT A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe there was such a difference with four years of knowledge...
User avatar #471 - njhahahahaha (06/12/2010) [-]
grammer nazi
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