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Stupid Shit My Sister Says Part 2

STUPID **** MY 16 YEAR SISTER
SAYS AND DOES: PART 2
by Trajan
1. Halfway through Robin Hood.
Who' s Robin Hood again'!?"
2. Me: You' got to acknowledge
other peoples-
Her: Wait. whats that'?
Me: Whats that what'!?
Her: That word. The long one.
Me: Acknowledge?
Sister: Yeah. That. What' s that
mean?
Me: *gtfo face‘:
3. Sister: HELP ME WITH '
Me: Wait a sec "
Sister: NOW! TELL ME WHERE SINE,
TANGENT, AND COSINE ARE ON THE
CALCULATOR,
a. Takes a show like "Paranormal Children"
seriously. LMAO.
s. Sings annoyingly and loudly EVERYWHERE.
BABY U BE FAMOUS, CHASE ME DOWN TILL
6. Quote: "ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU' LL
WAKE UP DEAD!!!"
7. Thought that "Ocean' s 11" was based on a
true story.
I' M NOT FCKING KIDDING)
8. Dad asked her if she wanted to go the
shore of the lake and she said she' d like to
go to the beach.
9. Sister: DON' T LOOK IN MY ROOM
WITHOUT PERU!
moor is wide open, she is texting*
10. FIREHOUSE SUBS
I went to ‘firehouse suas' and told my sister it
was firehouse themed. but I exagerated a little
and told her it:
Has a little balcony above the cashier where
the sub is made
after the sub is finished a alarm buzzer goes off
and a waiter slides down a pole with the sub
The soda comes out of "hose nuzzels"
Everyone is dressed as a fireman.
So that' s my sister. Thanks for all the support on the last
one! sorry, but i' m only going make another one if you
really want it, so its now 30 thumbs for ten more. Its
actually getting difficult to remember some things.
Despite all the matierial she gives me.
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Submitted: 06/11/2010
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#50 - fifakiri **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#55 - Lifeboats **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
Good Lord and I thought my sis was bad... I'm so sorry.
#148 - Boomdiggidy **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
number six remind me of the quote: SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME...
User avatar #160 - TwistedBamboozler (06/11/2010) [-]
She's probably on funnyjunk and thought this was hilarious without even realizing it is her.
User avatar #134 - jeez (06/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my sister decided to try out for the school talent show. she was going to dance to OMG not a very good song, but my sister wanted me to go. i was thinkin it would be just a dance. i go with all my friends.
So my siter is about to start she walks out on stage wearing supeer short shorts and a tank top with her boobs poppin out she is doing air humps with a guy and shaking her ass around like whatever though whole crowed was silenced that my 11 year old sister decided to be a whore. ohh and i forgot to mention she invited me ver very religous grandmother who started to cry. in the end my sister walks up to me acting normal, she asked how she did, all i do is get up and walk out with shame.
#52 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
I'm in love with your sister!


nah jp, but I bet she's a slut ;)
User avatar #403 - GeorgeBush (06/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
None of these are as stupid as what i say on a daily basis
#197 - DeathCail (06/11/2010) [-]
Get a picture of her.
#67 - ThatCrappyComicGuy **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (28 replies)
It's SIGN, and COSIGN
User avatar #92 - Impartialobserver (06/11/2010) [-]
Such an intelligent and well-developed argument!
User avatar #343 - cashisjay (06/11/2010) [-]
So ur sisters a blonde big deal..
User avatar #208 - obscenemime (06/11/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Im a sixteen year old girl, and its dumb bitches like this that give girls like me a bad name.
#207 - AshleyAnnihilation **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
Not as dumb as my sister.
1. We were setting up a salad bar at work and she looks at the baby corn and seriously says, "who puts vegetables in their salad?!"
2. She was cooking a duck and calls my mom to ask, "Do I have to cut off it's fins?"
User avatar #133 - BeyondBirthdayL (06/11/2010) [-]
Humanity, I am disappoint.
Or maybe rather disappointed in all the ******* retarded bitches that are like that, which in reality is about 95% of girls these days.
It makes me depressed just thinking about it.
#111 - NyxVillian **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ill make ur sister do anything in a week if u catch my drift ;)
#113 - NyxVillian **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
**NyxVillian rolls 863,390,027** if 2 doubles i get to do ur sister
#32 - xomniex (06/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
You must be the real idiot because Paranormal Children is a documentary.
User avatar #48 - Zerolegends (06/11/2010) [-]
In the same way District 9 and Paranormal Activity are documentaries.
#477 - Absolute Madman (06/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I hope that your sister gets the chance to do something in your life that is spectacular and even if she never gets that chance I hope that you spend everyday feeling horrible inside for being one of the worlds greatest douche bags. Its ppl like you that deserve to be alone.
#480 - Trajan **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
its not's like i gave out her name
User avatar #464 - Loppytaffy (06/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Robin Hood- the legend of Nottingham; i live there, i've been to sherwood forest and nottingham castle (opposite sides of nottingham mind you), but the film is the biggest load of bull; they have scottish and yorkshire accents, the french came over the channel for a war, they filmed it in plymouth, maid marrian was actually 200 years younger than robin hood and, may i add, there were ******* jet trails in the sky!
User avatar #348 - Protomix (06/11/2010) [-]
I truly feel bad for you Mr. Cyrus
#212 - Mackenzieofcourse **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I don't understand number 3..
those things ARE on a calculator.
User avatar #219 - CaptinAwesome (06/11/2010) [-]
smart anon?

IMPROBABLE
User avatar #346 - yena (06/11/2010) [-]
kill your sister
national IQ average skyrockets!!!
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