Stupid Shit My Sister Says. My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br /> Part two has been achieved. funny sister Trajan
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Stupid Shit My Sister Says

My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br />
Part two has been achieved.<br />
s+Part+2/. <br /><br />
BTW not a rant, just a list of dumb stuff she says.<br />

by Trajan
1. During power outtage frantically yells, "MOM DO
2. Takes my Ghostrider VERY seriously. COMO IT
SAID ‘YOU‘. THAT' S, like, MEI" I swear.)
3. Watches Lifetime.
a. Two weeks after the earthquake in Haiti, she finds
out about the earthquake in Haiti.
s. Sister: Dad treats me like trash.
Me: He bought you a car... A NEW car...
Sister: (explodes in defense) HE NEVER LETS ME
Me: He doesn' t want you to die. You can barely
parallel park, forget about the highway.
Sister: SHUT UP YOU DON' T DRIVE GO TO F**** hell!
6. (This one' s Just trashy) Says ' ***** , ' ***** , 'damn'
and 'hell‘ around my a year old baby sister with no
T. Leaves her makeup, backpack, phone, and laundry
at the bottom of the stairs becuz she' s too lazy to
pick it up.
8. So someone hits that back of my sister' s car in the
middle of an intersection on her way to school and
drives away. My dad asks her some obvious
Dad: Did take the liscense plate?
Her: No.
Dad: Did you see what type of car it was?
Her: Gold.
Me: He means what model.
Her: I don' t know!
Me: You could have Just looked on the back of the car
as it was driving away... Like Cadillac, Escalade or-
Her: Sorry I' m not a car expert like you'. Leave me
Sh So she' s driving me back home and I say, "Hey,
can we get some ice cream'!?"
Sister: , hut you have to call mum.
Me: ‘Wake her phone, dial number, let it ring hang
up, pretend like I' m talking to mum, put phone
dowm* "She said yes."
Sister: Okay we can got
I can' t get away with that with my BABY sister
10. She is attempting to get a trilingual scholarship
in an school.
I wish her best of luck, but... LOL!
I know these weren' t too funny, hut if you
liked them, I can easily think of ten more.
So, ten thumbs for ten more?
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#8 - CommentMizer **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Sounds like a real life 8th grade whore
User avatar #516 - TheGman (06/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**TheGman rolls 0** if 1-9 nothing ******* happens. if 0 i devide by it
#491 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
yo my sister is so ******* annoying. She is always in my room ******* **** up, and I constantly have to scream, "DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!!!"
#281 - Gillzilla **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (14 replies)
Me: **Brushing teeth in bathroom**
Sis: GTFO Imma take an unholy ****
Me: Wtf, I'm brushing my teeth
Parents: WATCH YO ****** MOUTH GIL
Sis: Yea, GTFO bitch!
Me: Mom did you not just hear her?
User avatar #209 - apchabraja (06/11/2010) [-]
IB SCHOOL!!!!! Me too! Now she can be stupid in two languages!
#453 - ImIMETALImI **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Congratulations bitch, although you may not have qualified for that scholarship you applied for, you have qualified for a free punch in the ******* face.
Seriously dude your sister sounds like a waste of air.
User avatar #399 - OhReally (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok look. the real question your sister hot?
User avatar #315 - MandiiBee (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the future generation is Doomed....D=

User avatar #320 - PainedDinasour (06/11/2010) [-]
User avatar #304 - dublahblah (06/11/2010) [-]
I have two ******* sisters. 1 thats 16, and 1 thats 21 (and still ******* living at home!). they both argue all the time, and the 21 year old sister is such a ******* fatass that she steals my ******* food. my food being some candy and sweets i buy on occasion. the 16 year old is such a lying bitch i cant stand to be around her. oh ya, did i tell you that all the 21 year old does is sits her fatass down ALL day and plays video games, and (no joke) EATS THE ENTIRE INVENTORY OF FOOD WE ******* HAVE!! heres an example: it was thanksgiving, and the day after we had a ******** of leftovers....ALL ******* GONE IN ONE DAY BECAUSE OF HER!! okay, im done ranting about my sisters.
User avatar #282 - Residentpudding (06/11/2010) [-]
One time my sister was trying to act smart, so she tells me, "Did you know people with smaller plates eat less?"
User avatar #322 - venus (06/11/2010) [-]
im sensing an epic prank coming along if she leaves her phone down stairs unsupervised -_-
User avatar #257 - Phobophobia (06/11/2010) [-]
I don't like the top page today
User avatar #245 - doctorhax (06/11/2010) [-]
I hate those spoilt bitches
#19 - Moushi **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [+] (9 replies)
God forbid she has children of her own. This is scary sad. But I remember when I was at that stage, hopefully she will grow out of it.
When a girl hit me in the back she was about to drive away but I pulled in front of her, forced her to stop, got out of my car, and told her she better pull over with me or I would take her info down and sue her for a hit and run. She was one of those girls that had that horrid skunk hair dye((dark on bottom blond on top)). My car was fine but left a dent in hers, this was my first victory.
User avatar #465 - laughalotw (06/11/2010) [-]
^I divide by this comment
#323 - MrahhhImaGoose **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
sometimes you gotta smack a bitch. >.>
User avatar #309 - iProcrastinate (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...everything looks blue from the red text e_e
User avatar #273 - Naziwaffles (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**Naziwaffles rolls 78** doubles and i get to f your sister
User avatar #274 - Naziwaffles (06/11/2010) [-]
close enough.
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User avatar #27 - bawred (06/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
ur 22 but you live at home and yout sister gives you rides. Plus you have to ask for icecream? Lies!!!
User avatar #31 to #28 - bawred (06/10/2010) [-]
It's cool man I'm seventeen I cheated for ze porn :D.
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