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Stupid Shit My Sister Says. My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br /> Part two has been achieved. /funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+M

My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br />
Part two has been achieved. /funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Say<br />
s+Part+2/. <br />
/funny_pictures/514194/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Says+Part+3/<br />
BTW not a rant, just a list of dumb stuff she says.<br />
THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!

STUPID SHIT MY " YEAR OLD SISTER
DOES AND SAYS: ALL ORIGINAL
by Trajan
1. During power outtage frantically yells, "MOM DO
THE TOILET FLASHERS WORK!?!??!''
2. Takes my Ghostrider VERY seriously. COMO IT
SAID ‘YOU‘. THAT' S, like, MEI" I swear.)
3. Watches Lifetime.
a. Two weeks after the earthquake in Haiti, she finds
out about the earthquake in Haiti.
s. Sister: Dad treats me like trash.
Me: He bought you a car... A NEW car...
Sister: (explodes in defense) HE NEVER LETS ME
DRIVE IT TO SCHOOL BY MYSELF...
Me: He doesn' t want you to die. You can barely
parallel park, forget about the highway.
Sister: SHUT UP YOU DON' T DRIVE GO TO F**** hell!
6. (This one' s Just trashy) Says 'fuck', 'shit', 'damn'
and 'hell‘ around my a year old baby sister with no
consequences.
T. Leaves her makeup, backpack, phone, and laundry
at the bottom of the stairs becuz she' s too lazy to
pick it up.
8. So someone hits that back of my sister' s car in the
middle of an intersection on her way to school and
drives away. My dad asks her some obvious
questions.
Dad: Did take the liscense plate?
Her: No.
Dad: Did you see what type of car it was?
Her: Gold.
Me: He means what model.
Her: I don' t know!
Me: You could have Just looked on the back of the car
as it was driving away... Like Cadillac, Escalade or-
Her: Sorry I' m not a car expert like you'. Leave me
alone!
Sh So she' s driving me back home and I say, "Hey,
can we get some ice cream'!?"
Sister: , hut you have to call mum.
Me: ‘Wake her phone, dial number, let it ring hang
up, pretend like I' m talking to mum, put phone
dowm* "She said yes."
Sister: Okay we can got
I can' t get away with that with my BABY sister
10. She is attempting to get a trilingual scholarship
in an school.
I wish her best of luck, but... LOL!
I know these weren' t too funny, hut if you
liked them, I can easily think of ten more.
So, ten thumbs for ten more?
...
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#8 - CommentMizer **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
Sounds like a real life 8th grade whore
#12 to #8 - thelolmachine **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
'cept she's 16. I know, pretty sad.
#14 to #12 - anon id: 4d3a25b1
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(06/10/2010) [-]
yea she's a 16 year old 8th grader... cuz she' dumb... haha get it
#15 to #14 - thelolmachine **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
lolz
User avatar #516 - TheGman
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(06/11/2010) [-]
**TheGman rolls 0** if 1-9 nothing ******* happens. if 0 i devide by it
User avatar #522 - knifeyoass
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(06/11/2010) [-]
******************* shat out of a **** machine that shat
User avatar #525 - Akafuhrer
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(06/11/2010) [-]
good fight
User avatar #528 - TheGman
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(06/11/2010) [-]
1/0

BRACE FOR IMPACT
User avatar #518 - TheGman
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(06/11/2010) [-]
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
#521 - Turnerboi
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(06/11/2010) [-]
**** yea......FUUUUUUUU-
#491 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
yo my sister is so ******* annoying. She is always in my room ******* **** up, and I constantly have to scream, "DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!!!"
#281 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Me: **Brushing teeth in bathroom**
Sis: GTFO Imma take an unholy ****
Me: Wtf, I'm brushing my teeth
Parents: WATCH YO ****** MOUTH GIL
Sis: Yea, GTFO bitch!
Me: Mom did you not just hear her?
Parents: GTFO OF THERE ALREADY!
#284 - isosceles **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Wow, seriously??
#287 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
yup
#288 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
And then my sis gets an F in a class and my moms like "It's okay, I know you tried your best," I get a D working my ass off and our parents are like "THATS IT YOU AINT GETTIN AN IPOD" -_______-'
User avatar #294 - MrOctober
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(06/11/2010) [-]
An Ipod? You don't deserve an Ipod if you're getting D's. I'd have to buy myself what ever I wanted. If I got a D my parents would beat my ****. You're even lucky they'd consider even getting you an Ipod
#301 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
That's why I just got my money and GTFO and bought myself an ipod
User avatar #297 - EdTheGreat
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(06/11/2010) [-]
They would beat your ****?
#285 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
(Two days later)
Sis: **Brushing teeth in bathroom**
Me: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom get out.
Sis: MOM!! MOM!! HE'S MAKING ME GET OUT
Me: Mom, I need to use the bathroom
Parents: GTFO!
Me: WTF!
Parents: I SAID GTFO

and did I mention my sis leaves the toilet lid up when she flushes, thinks FJ and pokemon are for lonely nerds, doesnt know how to make a god damn sammich and jocks every FJ term I use. -____-' welcome to hell.
User avatar #303 - philmstud
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Well, at least you're literate *mumbling in back*
What? She reads Twilight? LIke I said, at least you're literate.
#317 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Oh yeah and she just ******* LOVES twilight, no joke
#293 - aweshucks
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(06/11/2010) [-]
wait... she leaves the seat up? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
#300 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
EXACTLY!! I'd post more but it'd count as spamming the comments xD
User avatar #328 - NightElf
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Is she Ugly or Fat?
#549 - Gillzilla **User deleted account**
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(06/12/2010) [-]
... A little bit of both
User avatar #555 - NightElf
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(06/12/2010) [-]
Dx Kill her with Fire!!
User avatar #209 - apchabraja
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(06/11/2010) [-]
IB SCHOOL!!!!! Me too! Now she can be stupid in two languages!
#453 - ImIMETALImI **User deleted account**
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(06/11/2010) [-]
Congratulations bitch, although you may not have qualified for that scholarship you applied for, you have qualified for a free punch in the ******* face.
Seriously dude your sister sounds like a waste of air.
#454 - Scottyjthecoolj
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(06/11/2010) [-]
**Scottyjthecoolj rolls 39,081** lol yeah. Falcon punch. Wait she's already down! KAMEHAME!
User avatar #399 - OhReally
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(06/11/2010) [-]
ok look. the real question is.....is your sister hot?
User avatar #402 - JNS
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(06/11/2010) [-]
**JNS rolls 571,996,260** i second that question
User avatar #315 - MandiiBee
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(06/11/2010) [-]
the future generation is Doomed....D=

DOOOOOOOOMED
User avatar #320 - PainedDinasour
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(06/11/2010) [-]
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
User avatar #304 - dublahblah
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(06/11/2010) [-]
I have two ******* sisters. 1 thats 16, and 1 thats 21 (and still ******* living at home!). they both argue all the time, and the 21 year old sister is such a ******* fatass that she steals my ******* food. my food being some candy and sweets i buy on occasion. the 16 year old is such a lying bitch i cant stand to be around her. oh ya, did i tell you that all the 21 year old does is sits her fatass down ALL day and plays video games, and (no joke) EATS THE ENTIRE INVENTORY OF FOOD WE ******* HAVE!! heres an example: it was thanksgiving, and the day after we had a ******** of leftovers....ALL ******* GONE IN ONE DAY BECAUSE OF HER!! okay, im done ranting about my sisters.
User avatar #282 - Residentpudding
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(06/11/2010) [-]
One time my sister was trying to act smart, so she tells me, "Did you know people with smaller plates eat less?"