Stupid Shit My Sister Says. My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br /> Part two has been achieved. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/511443/
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Stupid Shit My Sister Says

My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br />
Part two has been achieved. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Say<br />
s+Part+2/. <br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/514194/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Says+Part+3/<br />
BTW not a rant, just a list of dumb stuff she says.<br />
THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!

STUPID **** MY " YEAR OLD SISTER
DOES AND SAYS: ALL ORIGINAL
by Trajan
1. During power outtage frantically yells, "MOM DO
THE TOILET FLASHERS WORK!?!??!''
2. Takes my Ghostrider VERY seriously. COMO IT
SAID ‘YOU‘. THAT' S, like, MEI" I swear.)
3. Watches Lifetime.
a. Two weeks after the earthquake in Haiti, she finds
out about the earthquake in Haiti.
s. Sister: Dad treats me like trash.
Me: He bought you a car... A NEW car...
Sister: (explodes in defense) HE NEVER LETS ME
DRIVE IT TO SCHOOL BY MYSELF...
Me: He doesn' t want you to die. You can barely
parallel park, forget about the highway.
Sister: SHUT UP YOU DON' T DRIVE GO TO F**** hell!
6. (This one' s Just trashy) Says ' ***** , ' ***** , 'damn'
and 'hell‘ around my a year old baby sister with no
consequences.
T. Leaves her makeup, backpack, phone, and laundry
at the bottom of the stairs becuz she' s too lazy to
pick it up.
8. So someone hits that back of my sister' s car in the
middle of an intersection on her way to school and
drives away. My dad asks her some obvious
questions.
Dad: Did take the liscense plate?
Her: No.
Dad: Did you see what type of car it was?
Her: Gold.
Me: He means what model.
Her: I don' t know!
Me: You could have Just looked on the back of the car
as it was driving away... Like Cadillac, Escalade or-
Her: Sorry I' m not a car expert like you'. Leave me
alone!
Sh So she' s driving me back home and I say, "Hey,
can we get some ice cream'!?"
Sister: , hut you have to call mum.
Me: ‘Wake her phone, dial number, let it ring hang
up, pretend like I' m talking to mum, put phone
dowm* "She said yes."
Sister: Okay we can got
I can' t get away with that with my BABY sister
10. She is attempting to get a trilingual scholarship
in an school.
I wish her best of luck, but... LOL!
I know these weren' t too funny, hut if you
liked them, I can easily think of ten more.
So, ten thumbs for ten more?
...
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Submitted: 06/10/2010
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#8 - CommentMizer **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Sounds like a real life 8th grade whore
User avatar #516 - TheGman (06/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**TheGman rolls 0** if 1-9 nothing ******* happens. if 0 i devide by it
#491 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
yo my sister is so ******* annoying. She is always in my room ******* **** up, and I constantly have to scream, "DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!!!"
#281 - Gillzilla **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (14 replies)
Me: **Brushing teeth in bathroom**
Sis: GTFO Imma take an unholy ****
Me: Wtf, I'm brushing my teeth
Parents: WATCH YO ****** MOUTH GIL
Sis: Yea, GTFO bitch!
Me: Mom did you not just hear her?
Parents: GTFO OF THERE ALREADY!
User avatar #209 - apchabraja (06/11/2010) [-]
IB SCHOOL!!!!! Me too! Now she can be stupid in two languages!
#453 - ImIMETALImI **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Congratulations bitch, although you may not have qualified for that scholarship you applied for, you have qualified for a free punch in the ******* face.
Seriously dude your sister sounds like a waste of air.
User avatar #399 - OhReally (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok look. the real question is.....is your sister hot?
User avatar #315 - MandiiBee (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the future generation is Doomed....D=

DOOOOOOOOMED
User avatar #320 - PainedDinasour (06/11/2010) [-]
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
User avatar #304 - dublahblah (06/11/2010) [-]
I have two ******* sisters. 1 thats 16, and 1 thats 21 (and still ******* living at home!). they both argue all the time, and the 21 year old sister is such a ******* fatass that she steals my ******* food. my food being some candy and sweets i buy on occasion. the 16 year old is such a lying bitch i cant stand to be around her. oh ya, did i tell you that all the 21 year old does is sits her fatass down ALL day and plays video games, and (no joke) EATS THE ENTIRE INVENTORY OF FOOD WE ******* HAVE!! heres an example: it was thanksgiving, and the day after we had a ******** of leftovers....ALL ******* GONE IN ONE DAY BECAUSE OF HER!! okay, im done ranting about my sisters.
User avatar #282 - Residentpudding (06/11/2010) [-]
One time my sister was trying to act smart, so she tells me, "Did you know people with smaller plates eat less?"
User avatar #322 - venus (06/11/2010) [-]
im sensing an epic prank coming along if she leaves her phone down stairs unsupervised -_-
User avatar #257 - Phobophobia (06/11/2010) [-]
I don't like the top page today
User avatar #245 - doctorhax (06/11/2010) [-]
I hate those spoilt bitches
#19 - Moushi **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [+] (9 replies)
God forbid she has children of her own. This is scary sad. But I remember when I was at that stage, hopefully she will grow out of it.
When a girl hit me in the back she was about to drive away but I pulled in front of her, forced her to stop, got out of my car, and told her she better pull over with me or I would take her info down and sue her for a hit and run. She was one of those girls that had that horrid skunk hair dye((dark on bottom blond on top)). My car was fine but left a dent in hers, this was my first victory.
User avatar #465 - laughalotw (06/11/2010) [-]
^I divide by this comment
#323 - MrahhhImaGoose **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
sometimes you gotta smack a bitch. >.>
User avatar #309 - iProcrastinate (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...everything looks blue from the red text e_e
User avatar #273 - Naziwaffles (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**Naziwaffles rolls 78** doubles and i get to f your sister
User avatar #274 - Naziwaffles (06/11/2010) [-]
close enough.
+4
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#326 - CIS White Male (06/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This isnt funny. Not one bit. Stop thumbing this stuff up. Random people come to FJ everyday to get their funny fix, and people are gonna stop coming here if its content like this thats on the front page. FunnyJunk memebers, get your act togeather. Give us something to laugh about, not your dumb ignorant sister, which is in no way funny.
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