Stupid Shit My Sister Says. My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br /> Part two has been achieved. /funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+M funny sister Trajan
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Stupid Shit My Sister Says. My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br /> Part two has been achieved. /funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+M

My sister did all these things. I am NOT exaggerating. <br />
Part two has been achieved. /funny_pictures/511443/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Say<br />
s+Part+2/. <br />
/funny_pictures/514194/Stupid+Shit+My+Sister+Says+Part+3/<br />
BTW not a rant, just a list of dumb stuff she says.<br />
THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!

STUPID SHIT MY " YEAR OLD SISTER
DOES AND SAYS: ALL ORIGINAL
by Trajan
1. During power outtage frantically yells, "MOM DO
THE TOILET FLASHERS WORK!?!??!''
2. Takes my Ghostrider VERY seriously. COMO IT
SAID ‘YOU‘. THAT' S, like, MEI" I swear.)
3. Watches Lifetime.
a. Two weeks after the earthquake in Haiti, she finds
out about the earthquake in Haiti.
s. Sister: Dad treats me like trash.
Me: He bought you a car... A NEW car...
Sister: (explodes in defense) HE NEVER LETS ME
DRIVE IT TO SCHOOL BY MYSELF...
Me: He doesn' t want you to die. You can barely
parallel park, forget about the highway.
Sister: SHUT UP YOU DON' T DRIVE GO TO F**** hell!
6. (This one' s Just trashy) Says 'fuck', 'shit', 'damn'
and 'hell‘ around my a year old baby sister with no
consequences.
T. Leaves her makeup, backpack, phone, and laundry
at the bottom of the stairs becuz she' s too lazy to
pick it up.
8. So someone hits that back of my sister' s car in the
middle of an intersection on her way to school and
drives away. My dad asks her some obvious
questions.
Dad: Did take the liscense plate?
Her: No.
Dad: Did you see what type of car it was?
Her: Gold.
Me: He means what model.
Her: I don' t know!
Me: You could have Just looked on the back of the car
as it was driving away... Like Cadillac, Escalade or-
Her: Sorry I' m not a car expert like you'. Leave me
alone!
Sh So she' s driving me back home and I say, "Hey,
can we get some ice cream'!?"
Sister: , hut you have to call mum.
Me: ‘Wake her phone, dial number, let it ring hang
up, pretend like I' m talking to mum, put phone
dowm* "She said yes."
Sister: Okay we can got
I can' t get away with that with my BABY sister
10. She is attempting to get a trilingual scholarship
in an school.
I wish her best of luck, but... LOL!
I know these weren' t too funny, hut if you
liked them, I can easily think of ten more.
So, ten thumbs for ten more?
...
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Views: 52565 Submitted: 06/10/2010