Banned From Kmart

#570 - Kofi (4 weeks ago)

First comment in two years... Win!

#569 - anonymous (2 months ago)

This is fucking amazingly funny! I love this thing!

#567 - anonymous (4 months ago)

Go to http://funthingstodoatwalmart.tripod.com. There are over 500 examples!

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#566 - anonymous (5 months ago)

it looks so fake. Even a Kmart manager would be able to spell and make correct grade school grammar in a formal letter.
pretty funny though.

#565 - anonymous (6 months ago)

it's too bad this Kmart shut down a couple years ago when the new mega walmart moved in down the street from it. I wanted to check with the manager and see if it had really happened, and yes I really do live next to this one.

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#564 - takedown revenged (6 months ago)

rofl i do the condom thing all the time...captcha: spasm

#563 - anonymous (6 months ago)

Fake and/or ripofflever You latecomers are sooo sad.

#560 - anonymous (7 months ago)

this is my new life to do list, exept i wont do it in just one store!!! it will be all over new zealand!!! tehehehe man i cant wait! gooooo KMART!!!

#559 - anonymous (7 months ago)

notice how there is some spelling mistakes in the letter :P

#557 - anonymous (8 months ago)

Im so gonna hide in the clothes rack and yell "Pick Me! Pick Me!!"

#556 - anonymous (8 months ago)

gun department?! theres a gun department in Kmart?

#562 to #556 - anonymous (6 months ago)

some of them do. thats what makes guns so dangerous, they sell them over the counter

#558 to #556 - anonymous (8 months ago)

ya. wal-mart too.

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#555 - anonymous (9 months ago)

ive done the first one and da fourth one

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#553 - anonymous (9 months ago)

banned from kmart is awsome

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#554 to #553 - anonymous (9 months ago)

i think i hear the voices too..... coptcha:satan

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#552 - anonymous (9 months ago)

Go KMart. yuur spelings are guud.

#549 - anonymous (10 months ago)

Too bad this guy is married already. I love pulling shit like that. Nobody can have fun anymore........

#551 to #549 - anonymous (10 months ago)

THIS IS GANGSTER AND FUNNY!!!!!!

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#545 - anonymous (11 months ago)

i could not stop laughing, can you imagine someone actually doing those things

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#547 to #545 - bigdautorio (11 months ago)

hey, that's not funny. he might have a mental condition. aw who am i kidding, it's funny as hell!

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#544 - anonymous (12 months ago)

thats funny as hell

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#543 - anonymous (1 years ago)

Notice Sept. 15th? Them*

#548 to #543 - anonymous (10 months ago)

october 4th "used it a mirrior"

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#541 - anonymous (1 years ago)

its a real letter from Kmart. i was an ast manager and that is the company paper. we did have a gun dep. not all K-marts do. cant say if it is real or not but i have had to send letters like this to parents of kids that were shoplifting

#561 to #541 - anonymous (7 months ago)

naw it's not real. for one, the letter wouldn't be sent to the wife, there are too many spelling mistakes in the letter which isn't proffessional and the dates are wrong. but dude, this thing is the best piece of funny that iv'e ever read!!! whoever made it up is great in my eyes!!!

#550 to #541 - anonymous (10 months ago)

Its not real. I searched up things to do in walmart and what do you know, the same things as listed nere

#546 to #541 - anonymous (11 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it's not real. I don't think a guy would spell his name two different ways