MY Omegle FUCK YEA. (enlarge). this is legit yo.. "i'm a dude, and i'm not ugly" best pickup line ever fuck yea omegle
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User avatar #22 - jesusfrk15
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(06/10/2010) [-]
"i'm a dude, and i'm not ugly"
best pickup line ever
User avatar #23 to #22 - mattfool [OP]
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(06/10/2010) [-]
hahaa
works everytime
User avatar #25 to #23 - CrAnKTheII
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Hey are those shoes cause im gonna have sex with you
User avatar #29 to #25 - mattfool [OP]
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(06/10/2010) [-]
Im an artist
**** me?
User avatar #63 to #29 - IllDuce
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(06/10/2010) [-]
*Walks up to girl, put her into a choke hold.* I have been trying this one lately, so far its been working pretty swell.
User avatar #92 to #63 - DrunkGuy
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(06/10/2010) [-]
ROSES ARE RED,
violets are blue,
i like spaghetti,
WANNA ****?
User avatar #93 to #92 - DrunkGuy
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60% OF THE TIME IT WORKS....ALL THE TIME
#27 to #22 - Tattoo
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Did it Hurt when you fell from Heaven?
*chick smiles*
Because it looks like you landed on your face..
Get ready to ******* run!
User avatar #24 to #22 - UA partay
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(06/10/2010) [-]
Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.
#32 to #22 - NEMONIC **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
second best.
The best is: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
#28 to #22 - Geeforce **User deleted account**
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User avatar #96 - TedTheodoreLogan
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(06/10/2010) [-]
She looks like she could love the gym a little more
#94 - Gypsypaulsid **User deleted account**
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User avatar #95 to #94 - mattfool [OP]
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I have friends, I have a lot, just a good funnyjunker
User avatar #97 to #94 - amadhippie
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(06/10/2010) [-]
but thats hard but talking to girls on the internet makes you super awesome like this kid who posted this.
#103 - cumguzzler
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(06/10/2010) [-]
This is pretty gay, not gonna lie.
User avatar #105 to #103 - mattfool [OP]
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(06/10/2010) [-]
so is your username
#106 to #105 - cumguzzler
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(06/10/2010) [-]
So is yours
User avatar #108 to #106 - mattfool [OP]
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(06/10/2010) [-]
WHAT A COMEBACK!!!
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#77 - MikeLitauris **User deleted account**
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User avatar #78 to #77 - mattfool [OP]
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You joined funnyjunk yesterday, you wouldn't get the references
#80 to #78 - MikeLitauris **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
No i didnt
You're funny
You're so excited about meeting a girl that you posted this on fj
YOURE PIMPIN'
User avatar #85 to #80 - mattfool [OP]
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(06/10/2010) [-]
chill dude,
yes you did, I check out your profile, you joined yesterday, everyone can see it
Still youre making yourself look like an idiot, trying to be hard and **** with your failed comebacks. LISTEN IF YOU DONT LIKE MY UPLOAD DONT ******* BITCH TO ME BECAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT/LIKE IT WHATEVER! CRY TO YOUR MOM YOU ******* TROLL
#87 to #85 - MikeLitauris **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2010) [-]
lmfaooo
im a girl and i made this account a few weeks ago
idk what youre talking about
JEEZ why you gotta yell
Its just ridiculous how youre so happy about meeting a girl
User avatar #109 to #87 - MandiiBee
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(06/10/2010) [-]
tits or gtfo
User avatar #91 to #87 - mattfool [OP]
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gtfo
#102 to #91 - anon id: ef4d0531
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you are an idiot she's been a member for a month
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#99 to #98 - anon id: ef4d0531
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you also do not need to be a member to "understand" what goes on
User avatar #88 to #77 - stumphyjr
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(06/10/2010) [-]
My Clitorious?
#90 to #88 - MikeLitauris **User deleted account**
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YEE
User avatar #44 - klotentwentyfour
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more like hair that makes you think "probably gay"
#73 - amadhippie
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User avatar #81 to #73 - mattfool [OP]
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then dont waste your time writing a comment trying to get my attention if you dont like it, idiot
#84 to #81 - amadhippie
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User avatar #86 to #84 - mattfool [OP]
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just stop
I dont give a **** if you dont like it
I posted this because other people like it.
so please dont whine about how you dont like it and bitch and complain, just click next
User avatar #79 to #73 - Chunksalot
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(06/10/2010) [-]
oh my god *gasp* change your tampon and press next
User avatar #82 to #79 - amadhippie
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well this post is stupid this is funnyjunk not storyjunk
#71 - anon id: ef4d0531
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seriously you left YOUR full name. and since your profile is public.. you can see her on your friends
User avatar #74 to #71 - mattfool [OP]
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kinda creepy of you to look for my name, search me on facebook, look through my friends, wtf
User avatar #101 to #74 - imagangstapimp
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this is the internet, ********, what do you expect to happen, everyone to leave you alone??? jesus christ, the people in this world...
User avatar #31 - Original
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(06/10/2010) [-]
More like "this kid is a faggot" hair.
User avatar #33 to #31 - mattfool [OP]
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funny, not, no, eat dick
jkjk
I have a lot of friends, I havent been called any kind on gay name to my face since 8th grade (im a sophmore)
#9 - SkerlockHolmes
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(06/09/2010) [-]
Holy **** Morgan you actually remembered how to introduce yourself as a funnyjunker. I am impressed XD
#10 to #9 - SkerlockHolmes
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(06/09/2010) [-]
haha, you can see me in her facebook posts, "DERECK, you are a dead man!" I took her account and changed her language to persian along with some comments and weird pages she suddenly felt a need to become a fan of =P
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