What ninja Assassin taught me. I know ninja assassin came out a while ago, but better late then never! Hit the green button if you like!<br /> OH MA GAWD!
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What ninja Assassin taught me

I know ninja assassin came out a while ago, but better late then never! Hit the green button if you like!<br />
OH MA GAWD! I'VE LOST MY FRONT PAGE VIRGINITY! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!<br />
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Things I learned from...
ASSASSIN
Clt , L body is nothing but a pressurized sack of
blood.
You can lose upwards of five gallons of blood and
still fight.
Ninjas can hide in shadows... anwhere.
Could then harm; in my
Those are ohm, by the
may as you Meen' t
notion! alraedy, in not
that good ttf drawing).
As it turm' s out, there are
elite" nativninja armies
protecting us.
We can take care
of an few morons in
pijamas, huh?
famous last
words
é - Ninjas can Throw shurikens as fast as ******* machine guns.
There' s
probably only, 7 _
there throwing "-" /
**** . l
Naas are probably waa' ching both you and me right now.
He knows no much, we"
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#102 - GunzNRocketz (06/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Once in a while, i would often shout "i know ur there!" in a empty room

if im wrong...im an idiot
if im right...i just scared the **** out of 72 ninj-
#15 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i looked around after reading this... and i swear i saw something move in the darkness outside the window...
User avatar #35 to #15 - AndrewHernandeztwo (06/10/2010) [-]
Sorry...I'll leave
User avatar #85 - jizzedinyourcoffee (06/10/2010) [+] (7 replies)
why the **** does everyone keep cutting their sentences short thinking its so god damn funny, well it's not! and theres no such thing as nin-
User avatar #86 to #85 - KingJulian (06/10/2010) [-]
And I jizzed in my p-
User avatar #175 - natmor (06/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
well it looks like those ninjas
*puts on sunglasses*
are going t-
User avatar #168 - iwannaturkeysammic (06/10/2010) [-]
did anyone else start looking around nervously after the last frame?
User avatar #296 - ScottishPirate (06/10/2010) [+] (8 replies)
How many ninjas can you find in this comment?








Well?
#297 to #296 - Dro **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
It's over 9,000!!
User avatar #234 - clickmebitch (06/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
thumbs up if you looked behind you
User avatar #2 - Zimmy (06/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Na dude thats crazy.

Ninjas behind me. Hah-
#232 - DevilWhelpZif (06/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why is one of the tags anus? WHAT DO NINJAS DO IN THE SHADOWS?
User avatar #32 - RogueNightmare (06/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
the day after i saw ninja assain the power went out in all my school for like 3 minutes..........ishat 700 bricks at that moment
User avatar #304 - Big Josh (06/10/2010) [-]
At First I was lik LOL
But then I seri-
#301 - Womens Study Major (06/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Who else turned their head back at the end ?
User avatar #302 to #301 - peppy (06/10/2010) [-]
...guilty
User avatar #291 - Feralizard (06/10/2010) [-]
What? Ninjas? Stop *********** me. My house is ninja proo-


-thud-
#290 - DarkLordOfCorn **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
GOD DAMNI (slice) (body thuds)
#263 - TrailerParkBoys (06/10/2010) [-]
who looked over there shoulder after this comic
User avatar #207 - Vampirenight (06/10/2010) [-]
*arms cut off* its just a flesh wound!
User avatar #188 - HamsterDJ (06/10/2010) [-]
Haha, Riiiiggghhtttt. There are no ninjas behi-
#166 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
once i saw the last panel i immediately punched the area behind me to protect myself from possible ninjas
User avatar #27 - Borunks (06/09/2010) [-]
lol my favourite line from ninjas assassin
Henchmen: Hey boss, this just came in for you
Leader: What is it?
Henchemen: A letter
Leader: ........
Leader: SO OPEN IT DUMASS
User avatar #293 - Sick (06/10/2010) [-]

I'm planing on living forever-so far so good
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