How to Become Awesome Here Part 3
Ways to be Successful on Funnyjunk Part
It' s not Edd from
Eddsworld, I swear)
List a bunch of useless facts, and include pictures
from somewhere on the internet.
Iguanas have 2 penises.
This is actually true.)
Dedicate your post to someone.
This one' s for you,
Your stuff might suck,
But you' re alright.
Put someone else' s avatar in your post.
Wow! Alchemic ream 'l),
Did you give me
permission to use
you in this pow
V o, u noody
Apologise for white space.
Sorry about this, everyone. It' s not like the background
isn' t completely white anyway!
Team up with aliens and force people to
thumb you up, or they will stab their eyes
with baby carrots, and make them adopt 3
Asian kids who revive Hitler to take over
the world and exterminate all flying bacon.
I' m clearly running out of ideas.)
Don' t divide by zero... Just don' t
Make your post quite a bit longer than it needs to be.
And, since a few people told me to do this, tell people
you know you' re going to get a lot of thumbs down.
You know you' re gonna do it.