How To Survive An Attack Part 1. Featuring Cougar, Bear, Shark, Lion, and Crocodile. Any suggestions for the next one? Let me know!<br /> Part two: /funny How to survive an attack cougar mountain Lion Bear grizzly Crocodile Shark great white
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How To Survive An Attack Part 1

 
How To Survive An Attack Part 1. Featuring Cougar, Bear, Shark, Lion, and Crocodile. Any suggestions for the next one? Let me know!<br /> Part two: /funny

Featuring Cougar, Bear, Shark, Lion, and Crocodile. Any suggestions for the next one? Let me know!<br />
Part two: /funny_pictures/505816/How+To+Survive+An+Attack+Part+2/<br />
Part Three: /funny_pictures/506549/How+To+Survive+An+Attack+Part+3/<br />
Part Four: /funny_pictures/510044/How+To+Survive+An+Attack+Monster+Version/

Stteam
Make growls,
show your' teeth,
eyes.
Grizzly Bear
Only one thing
you should do:
PLAY DEAD!
Shark
Go for the eyes
and the gills.
Avoid swimming
at dawn, dusk,
and night.
Lion
Spread arms and yell,
NOT ACT LIKE PREV!!!
Crocodile
Go for the eyes, nose or' ears.
Turn with the crocodile during a
death roll. Try to stay on land.
10 thumbs + good
responce for more!
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