Troll......

1) you
2) should
3) suck
4) my
5) dick

i read the first 3 heres my 5 reasons.

1:Bella is incompetent and completely unable to do anything except cook and clean.
2:Vampires shouldn't sparkle.
3:It's boring.Nothing happens at all.
4:It's supposed to be a romance but theres no emotion

5. Despite her obvious efforts, Valley author Stephanie Meyer is simply an awful writer. I feel horrible saying it, but at this point it has been made clear to the entire world. Cracking open a thesaurus doesn't make you a novelist. There thats 5.

The author understands the concept of sentence fluency like a 3-year old understands string theory.

because twilight is gay

have u actually read twilight?

I've read the first 2 books and seen the movies. So I for one can easily say how much I hate it :D

ill make you a deal shuffleby, i consider thinking about attempting to try reading twilght. If you read Count Dracula, and then tell us who kicks moar ass, sucking blood or sucking cock.

well no because i dont want to read about a guy who sparkles and a womans choice between necrophilia or bestiality.

then u cant say shit about it until u read it

eh i dont care

I've read them and all I can say is. CANNOT BE UN READ. The hours of my life, I fucking wasted on those piles of malignant shit can never be returned. Fuck meyer- or rather, don't, she doesn't deserve the pleasure

yes and don't want to again.

..........k

it was written by a mormon

it fuckin raped the mtv movie awards

he's a vegetarian vampire how does that even work

people freak out way too much about it. both that its good and bad

Because it has a sexist storyline.

I agree but I find that funny coming from this site ^.^

because they're sparkly for chrissakes

A preist analy raped me with a copy of Twilight