Epic Troll. This guy is a champion.<br /> READ THIS: I know this is a repost now. I did not know it at the time of submission. I had never seen this, and
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Epic Troll

This guy is a champion.<br />
READ THIS: I know this is a repost now. I did not know it at the time of submission. I had never seen this, and I'm sorry for the Xavier-like behavior. If you look at my meager uploads, you'll see this is my only repost.<br />
Edit: Oh Lawdie! A front pager! My thanks, FJ community!

Posted at: M:
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, otc_____
Offering: cash, items for barter
Hpy,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/ disguised weapons. I have several items
you may be interested in Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
Thanks,
Mike
I am- lots see what you got.
From Me to J off Alik H ':
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly " half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. One
minute you no enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you no fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking tso for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and mo a look at it.
Mike
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- u. -moss you have anything better to offer, dont
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that f
think yon will feel differently about.
Mike
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
Jeff,
Thank yon for . Here no three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 1313. You will be able to pour your enemies a
moo warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking EDD for the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass Ml disguised as a 24 -paal of soda. The box
has two finely crafted holos on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not ) that
yon with to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class m permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli 12
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes no an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit_ you prob walk around
with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hape you get hit by a _. fuck off, eat shit,
and die.
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Submitted: 06/07/2010
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#52 - bonzoboredatnight (06/08/2010) [-]
i have seen this on fj 3 diferent times FUCK
User avatar #98 - nojokes (06/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
is it me, or has there been a substantial amount of reposts recently?
#79 - LostFaith **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FAAAAANTASTIC PRODUCT!!!!...
User avatar #72 - melapelas (06/08/2010) [-]
Did you get this from xavierstuff?
User avatar #28 - MuthaFuckinTRex (06/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Lol oldie but a goodie.
#111 - DeepEnd **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
lets just keep telling him its a repost that'll make it better. fuckin anons
User avatar #90 - The Beaverlord (06/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
this was posted a while ago and got over 2000 thumbs sooooo......

go die in a hole you reposting fag
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#84 - Dratwotheman (06/08/2010) [-]
i don't see any weapons?
#76 - ieatboys (06/08/2010) [-]
theres a book FULL of this kinda stuff
its called emails from an asshole xD
its written by john lindsay
its the funniest thing ive ever read
#57 - laxinallday (06/08/2010) [-]
rly funny, but HUGE REPOST
+1
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User avatar #44 - NoThisIsBlaze (06/08/2010) [-]
This cracks me up everytime i see it
#33 - Megalord (06/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
repost faggot
User avatar #8 - SkidPig (06/08/2010) [-]
This is something that can get away with being reposted 'cause it's funny as fuck
#63 - thatlolguy **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on here. *bows down to you*
User avatar #62 - metalmusic (06/08/2010) [-]
Holy shit this is probably in the top 5 funniest things I've ever seen on funnyjunk.
User avatar #61 - MGMT (06/08/2010) [-]
repost but still really funny lol
#56 - monfu **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
the cup glock was the funniest
#53 - trogdortroy **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
Repost, i already have it in my favorites a longass time ago
#47 - jimmyhughes (06/08/2010) [-]
this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
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