A clear conscience is
the sign of a bad memory
1955 - 1975: 36 Elvis movies.
1975 - 2008: Nothing.
Lord, ifl can' t be skinny,
please let all my friends be fat.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where youve naked in ,
which is worse, Ignorance ?
I don' t know and I don' t care.
I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when i got back from Twang,
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food
may Auntie Em.
I' m Lem/ iwg and I' m taking
I need someone really bad.
Are you really bad?
I still miss my ex.
but my aim is getting better)
If a thing is worth doing
it would have been done already.
If your voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
leant to while asleep like my grandfather,
not scream terror like the passengers in his car
What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it' s all about?
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?
I cant rememberer whether
I' m the good twin or the evil twin.
SOME DAYS IT' S JUST NOT WORTH
GNAWING THROUGH THE STRAPS.
People who say you can' t buy happiness
just don' t know where to shop.
They call it "PMS" because
Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.