Facts about Midgets. Facts I've learned all over the Internet. I believe them all. ;). Facts about Midgets And More 1. If you bonk a midget on the head ith a st
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Facts about Midgets

Facts I've learned all over the Internet. I believe them all. ;)

Facts about Midgets
And More
1. If you bonk a midget on the head
ith a stick he turns into 49 gold
ains. It' s true.
2. If you throw a midget into a tub
CC f steamy hot water he makes
tea. n
B. If you Kick a midget in the balls he
turns into 8 squirrels and just run off
Into the forest.
4. If you lose a fight to a midget you
become one. At the beginning of time
there was I midget. so lust walk
way . . . Be the bigger man.
s. Statistics show that 6 out of T
midgets are not happy.
6. If a midget tries to steal your
tuff while you' re sleeping you
an kick him until he squirts blue
potions.
T. crowded elevators smell different
to midgets.
Let' s see SOME Of leeter midget "facts"
LETS Keep 'em chatrt. o
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User avatar #4 - Achilliez (06/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this should be on the front
User avatar #2 - MrAsshat (06/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* LOL AT 6
thats from golden axe XD
#7 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
If you rubs two midgets heads together and stick one on your sweater, it will stick.
#1 - godsvagina **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
hahaha funny **** . all midgets see are asses
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