Facts about Midgets
1. If you bonk a midget on the head
ith a stick he turns into 49 gold
ains. It' s true.
2. If you throw a midget into a tub
CC f steamy hot water he makes
B. If you Kick a midget in the balls he
turns into 8 squirrels and just run off
Into the forest.
4. If you lose a fight to a midget you
become one. At the beginning of time
there was I midget. so lust walk
way . . . Be the bigger man.
s. Statistics show that 6 out of T
midgets are not happy.
6. If a midget tries to steal your
tuff while you' re sleeping you
an kick him until he squirts blue
T. crowded elevators smell different
Let' s see SOME Of leeter midget "facts"
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