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#1178 - smellypygmy (06/11/2010) [-]
Bush became president before 9/11. Fail.
User avatar #1176 - Feralizard (06/11/2010) [-]
Killed 6 Million Jews Bush Hitler
X O
#1177 to #1176 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Killed paki's for oil bush hitler
o x
#1159 - mikeshakalaka (06/07/2010) [-]
I'm sure the "Creator of the Internet" would have done better. Hahaha.
#1157 - pokaymahn (06/07/2010) [-]
this is a repost of something that got only 1 thumb..
#1153 - farkum (06/06/2010) [-]
Really, it's time for an argument regarding Obama and McCain.

People say that Obama played the racial card and that's why he won.
If you think about it, there's the people who are all for the black people, but there are also a lot more people all for the white people.... In a way, McCain also played the racial card. The racial card still wasn't enough for the Southern States that were full of black people to vote for Obama. Instead, the Northern States voted for Obama.

Stop blaming goddamn government officials for the shit they're causing. Blame the retards of America for putting them in office
#1104 - FeelFreshSteve (06/06/2010) [-]
Bush did get elected democratically, was not mentally retarded, and spoke english. And you don't know what Hitler choked on
#1149 to #1104 - themastermind (06/06/2010) [-]
Thank God some one had the voice of sanity with them...
User avatar #1120 to #1104 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
I know he choked on your mom's dock.
User avatar #1122 to #1120 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
dick*


.... grammatical fail
#1140 to #1122 - FeelFreshSteve (06/06/2010) [-]
Dick has nothing to do with grammar, that was a spelling fail
User avatar #1167 to #1140 - DrPeppir (06/07/2010) [-]
Indeed sir... hhhhhhhhmmmmmhhhhh -giant mustache appears-
User avatar #1113 to #1104 - shinigamigod (06/06/2010) [-]
hmmk sunshine gonna spell it out for u as its the easiest way
Bush was not democratically elected.... purely because America is a plutonomy, he was bought it not elected in, he may of not been retarded but he has the IQ of a child, he barely spoke english because if u listen to him talk he makes countless mistakes in his speaches, and Hitler probs choked on his cyanide pill
plus to dragonlordz, he may of been in it, but he never actually did anything, was purely for image.
#1144 to #1113 - LoaMoku (06/06/2010) [-]
actually he was elected democratically and so has ever other president, he isnt retarded he is probably smarter than you, the reason he seemed dumber was he was a bad public speaker, and no it wasnt just for image because he didnt know what he was going to do when he was older for god sakes he owned the Texas rangers
User avatar #1160 to #1144 - shinigamigod (06/07/2010) [-]
im gonna assume you're from America, so please learn something about your own country before challanging my facts, the only president to get in in the past 60 years (maybe 50 this im not too sure in) has been bought in by the rich, only when a revolution was brewing did they allow Obama to get in to stop it, this is a fact mate
#1165 to #1160 - LoaMoku (06/07/2010) [-]
yea the anon is right you are a stupid piece of shit. Obama is the revolution to communism you dumbfuck
#1163 to #1160 - anonymous (06/07/2010) [-]
rofl yeah we let obama get in to stop the "revolution". wow you are one stupid piece of shit. you ignorant rat you think that just because were american that we are stupid? that makes you no better than what you try to pin americans as. Obama is STARTING a revolution. bush was never the cause of any revolution. misinformed idiots didnt like bush.
User avatar #1126 to #1113 - DragonLordZ (06/06/2010) [-]
Didn't know what he did in it, just knew he was in it.
User avatar #1106 to #1104 - DragonLordZ (06/06/2010) [-]
He was also in the Air Force.
User avatar #1124 to #1106 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
Explains 9/11 already.
User avatar #1100 - ARealLiveJewishGuy (06/06/2010) [-]
bush just wrote a book
User avatar #1096 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Hitler is still way worse
User avatar #1138 to #1096 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wow really. What fucking retarded douche bag thumbs me down for saying that
User avatar #1101 to #1088 - Zeltip (06/06/2010) [-]
fag
User avatar #1093 to #1088 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
I smell a thumb whore.
#1145 to #1093 - LoaMoku (06/06/2010) [-]
Hitler vs Obama
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/498125/Hitler+vs+Obama/
idc if u thumb down hows that im comparing obama and hitler
User avatar #1085 - ShapeShifter (06/06/2010) [-]
Wheres the Killed Jews Column???
#1080 - pedogrizzlybear (06/06/2010) [-]
AGAIN!! WTF!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE POINT OF THE PICTURE IS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!! NOT MAKE EVERYONE ARGUE ABOUT POLITICS!!
User avatar #1095 to #1080 - PULP (06/06/2010) [-]
made me laugh
User avatar #1079 - likezomg (06/06/2010) [-]
i cant belive this repost got to number 2
#1077 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
To clear some things up I'll go through the list.
1.He was not democratically elected, Al-gore won the popular vote.
2.He gained power after 9/11 - which for records sake is an inside job.
3.Everyone knows he was a bad public speaker.
4.Many of his followers are near brainwashed.
5.Ever saw the patriot Act
6.Mentally retarded is a joke (but he did get a C average at yale, paid for by his rich parents)
#1094 to #1077 - Gute (06/06/2010) [-]
idc bout the popular vote asthat isn't how it works in america u get points for winnig each state bush had more points deal w/ it. also he was elected BEFORE 9/11 which happened in 2001.
#1105 to #1094 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
its just a fact in correlation with the chart as seen above.
#1115 to #1105 - Gute (06/06/2010) [-]
ohok. i understand. but the whole voted in after 9/11 is still wrong
#1118 to #1115 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
After the supposed terrorist attack, he gained power... It doesn't mean he was voted in after it. It means that, he installed the patriot act, which took away all of our constitutional rights.
#1151 to #1118 - farkum (06/06/2010) [-]
For god's sake gentlemen. Former President Bush was elected into office by a majority of the votes of the electoral college. He did not win the popular vote (the people). He was voted in before 9/11 and I don't know where you got the inside job facts.
He was indeed a bad public speaker
I wouldn't say brainwashed
And a C in Yale isn't really that stupid
#1099 to #1094 - Gute (06/06/2010) [-]
as* that* ............................... winning*
User avatar #1089 to #1077 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
Apparently 9/11 was in inside job now? But now that I think of it I wouldn't be surprised of Bush and Bin Laden were good friends.
#1102 to #1089 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
I believe it was an inside job, due to the fact, that 9 of the 14 hijackers that crashed into the towers lived... a passport was found remaining on the ground... the building went near freefall speeds, explosions were heard, and seen on the building... Jet fuel burns at 500 degrees Fahrenheit, not enough to destroy the building completely. Yet thermite burns at 4000 degrees Celsius, enough to melt through anything, and all pieces of steel were tested positive for thermite. Pulverized concrete flooded the streets, always caused by controlled explosions.
WTC building 7 fell to the ground and wasn't touched by the plane at all.
The pentagon had no video evidence of it getting hit, or physical evidence they said it vaporized.
User avatar #1111 to #1102 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
Okay... sound legit to you? Now go ask a 9/11 witness or a surviver. They can tell you if a plane actually hit the tower. =\
#1123 to #1111 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
No doubt about it, a plane hit the tower, but talk to the survivors in the basement, who heard and saw explosions in the basement.
User avatar #1127 to #1123 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
Don't get confused with the Pentagon plane that hit near the surface.
#1130 to #1127 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
I'm not at all, there are people who survived from the basement... talking about the pentagon...

The hijacker was noted that he could barely fly a plane, the plane was vaporized with no evidence, no parts of a plane, no body, hull, wings, shrapnel from the plane, nothing. and it has titanium parts.

Within a matter of hours, all pieces of wreckage were buried, covered with dirt, and put over with grass.

There wasn't one damaged streetlight or anything, and there are so many around there, how the heck could it have landed straight in at at 180 degrees, as stated by the government.

why would the US govt. take down the pentagon...
It has a whole lot of information, and that's an easy way to get rid of it.
User avatar #1132 to #1130 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
And that prove a planes hit BOTH of the towers and the pentagon?
Also you got to be sure they're actual survivors and not posers.
#1134 to #1132 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
Go ask the questions to the people crawling from the rubble, or the ones sitting in the hospital near death, and want to get the truth out before they die.

I'm saying a plane DIDN'T hit the pentagon.

I'm saying it was rigged with explosives to cover up evidence.

but in case you didn't know, 4 planes were hijacked, one crashed, one hit the twin towers, one supposedly hit the pentagon, and one supposedly was heading toward the white house, but got shot down.
#1108 to #1102 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
Above that, Norad was having the same exact drill, on the same exact targets, on the same exact day that this went on... So on their screen there was about 40 targets to aim for and take down, without knowing which ones were real or not.

Furthermore, under the buildings that were taken down, there were pools of molten steel lasting for up to 4 weeks, the NYPD was recorded saying it looked like a volcano, lava flowing everywhere.

The architect of the WTC buildings said he purposely designed it so a Boeing 747 could crash into it, and only have the need for minor repairs.
#1082 to #1077 - oh em gee (06/06/2010) [-]
Just so everyone knows.....C IS AVERAGE....only today the schools have become so "supportive" and "everything's okay" that A became the average and everyone who doesn't have an A is mentally retarded....Who knows, maybe Yale still holds C as the standard.
#1090 to #1082 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
Yeah we all know that, I just thought I'd add it.
#1078 to #1077 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
7.He invaded a country without the permission of the court
8.Skipping moustache, german, and english
9.Hitler was a Courier ( EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ) and bush stayed at base, never saw action.
10. Hitler wrote Mien Kampf (a boring read, but very educational)
11. Who cares who choked on a pretzel, I choked on chicken earlier... wait.
User avatar #1109 to #1078 - RaXoR (06/06/2010) [-]
lol its Mein Kampf not Mien Kampf, also its interesting if you are into German culture and WWII subjects.
#1116 to #1109 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
man, I was in German class, and I ALWAYS got that word mixed up... like Wein...
User avatar #1119 to #1116 - RaXoR (06/06/2010) [-]
Yeah i actually took German 1 this last school year, summer vacation since the 28th of last month, also i love German so i kinda am good at it :D.
#1125 to #1119 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
I passed German 2... and it still tripped me up.
User avatar #1128 to #1125 - RaXoR (06/06/2010) [-]
hahaha, going to German 2 next year, German 1 was way too easy, kept a 100 average the whole year :O
#1137 to #1128 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
German 2 is just straight grammar, they lure you in with 1 saying its fun, but 2 is kind of boring.
User avatar #1169 to #1137 - RaXoR (06/07/2010) [-]
mmm.. meh i am good at grammar, i actually took quite a bit of grammar on German 1, it sounds easy tbh.
User avatar #1114 to #1109 - DrPeppir (06/06/2010) [-]
A true grammer nazi.
User avatar #1121 to #1114 - RaXoR (06/06/2010) [-]
Danke schon mein freunde.
#1107 to #1078 - Gute (06/06/2010) [-]
uk need congresses permission not the supreme court is that wut u meant? jw. and i thought he congress voted on war on terroism?
#1117 to #1107 - Drakosis (06/06/2010) [-]
yeah messed that up, but they voted after invasion.
User avatar #1083 to #1078 - KSMO (06/06/2010) [-]
" I choked on chicken earlier..." lol.
#1070 - beserkrtwentynine (06/06/2010) [-]
I feel like I missed the part where Bush had 3 unsuccessful assassination attempts utilizing explosives. Also, Bush was elected. Supreme Court ruled on it, therefore it is so. Oh, and in regards to invasions, might makes right. Rule of law doesn't apply once bullets start flying. Only after it was over did Nuremberg happen. Still no trials for the Korean/Vietnamese prison officials who effed with US troops. But hey, why would we learn history? We can lulz over this stuff.
User avatar #1067 - ToyotaSR (06/06/2010) [-]
fuck all you nobama loving faggots
#1065 - Damage (06/06/2010) [-]
"Speaks English: X X" :)
User avatar #1064 - shmoopy (06/06/2010) [-]
People hate Bush because of the time period he was president. I didn't support Bush, but he also got terrible publicity from the majority of all publications.

on a funny note: Hitler was a vegetarian and a failed artist.
#1084 to #1064 - ShadowDove (06/06/2010) [-]
he also believed in temperance. which means no alcohol.

The Germans should have seen through his disguise sooner. -.-
User avatar #1073 to #1064 - KSMO (06/06/2010) [-]
And he only had one testicle. Stalin only had one also.
User avatar #1092 to #1073 - ShapeShifter (06/06/2010) [-]
So hitler had one and Stalin had the Other???
User avatar #1098 to #1092 - KSMO (06/06/2010) [-]
They were both women before, they just decided to kill a guy and steal his balls. One taking the left, and one taking the right.
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - shmoopy (06/06/2010) [-]
so if we find all the people in the world with 1 testicle...
User avatar #1081 to #1074 - KSMO (06/06/2010) [-]
And also, during WWII, there were 9 documented cases of soldiers having 3 testicles. Now that's going to hurt when you kick them.
#1063 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
Obama is making George Look like a fucking genius not that its hard to make anyone look bad when you are a manufactured president.
#1066 to #1063 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
Obama is the smartest nigger ever
#1071 to #1066 - cypher (06/06/2010) [-]
Are you calling black people stupid??
User avatar #1075 to #1071 - thuntking (06/06/2010) [-]
I am
User avatar #1069 to #1066 - RAMOS (06/06/2010) [-]
key word hes a NIGGER get him the fuck outta office
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