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SKILLS

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Submitted: 06/05/2010
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User avatar #13 - modeslave (06/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"
User avatar #27 - jasonwhirlybird (06/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
*kick* crap!
*kick* crap!
damnit, i can never do anything right!!!
#28 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2010) [-]
youre adopted
User avatar #6 - kidruck (06/05/2010) [-]
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
#36 - N. Korean citizen (06/06/2010) [-]
O I C WAT U DID THAR!
#47 - fjisthegreatest (06/06/2010) [-]
Whoops
User avatar #35 - Dinono (06/05/2010) [+] (7 replies)
ive been playing soccer for all my life and i still cant do this! FUCK!
User avatar #42 to #41 - Dinono (06/06/2010) [-]
soccer girls are hott =D
User avatar #19 - AliceVamp (06/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
NINJA BALL!!!! DX wait how can he see it we can;'t even talk about nin-
User avatar #17 - flesheater ONLINE (06/05/2010) [-]
i dont do football and i know who he is.
#16 - BruceNorris (06/05/2010) [-]
Haters gon' hate.
User avatar #4 - yourfriendy (06/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Is it soccer or football?
User avatar #1 - funtubeyou (06/05/2010) [-]
It looks simple but it isnt!
#49 - N. Korean citizen (06/07/2010) [-]
thierry henry is the best!
User avatar #2 - iamacunt (06/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
fuck football
#44 - WhosDixieNormous (06/06/2010) [-]
err...i dont see it..?
#33 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2010) [-]
i see what you did thar....
User avatar #26 - KingJulian (06/05/2010) [-]
Why would you call that skill, he's a great player, no doubt. But that's one of the easiest tricks in soccer
User avatar #25 - tydia (06/05/2010) [-]
ninja you say?
User avatar #24 - nanojunk (06/05/2010) [-]
thats the coolest ninja thing ev-
User avatar #9 - muurfak (06/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
who is that?
#18 - DoctaVic (06/05/2010) [-]
i dont get what he's doing
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