Only in America. So much of this is true and when I read it I thought Of FJ LOLZ. Hittite' Only in America 'tnite' only in America... oan a pizza get to your ho funny only in america
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Only in America

Only in America. So much of this is true and when I read it I thought Of FJ LOLZ. Hittite' Only in America 'tnite' only in America... oan a pizza get to your ho

So much of this is true and when I read it I thought Of FJ LOLZ

Hittite' Only in America 'tnite'
only in America... oan a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Anty in America... are there handicap parking pianos in front of a
skating rink.
thffy in America... do drugstores make the shok wack ad the ha y to
the hack of the store to get their prescriptions white hearth y
peopie oan flu y cigarettes at the front.
Outty in America... do peopie order doshie obeese burgers, targe
fries, and a diet Coke.
Anty in America... do banks tea we both doors to the waait open and
then ahain the pens to the counters.
in America... do we iea we oars worth thousands of dollars in
the dd y and put our useless junk in the garage.
Ottis in America... do we use answering machines to semen oaks
and then ha we eat! waiting so we won 'f miss a oak from someone
we didn' t want to tam to in the first piace.
outty in America... do we flu y hot dogs in packages of ten and huns
in packages of eight.
Outty in America... do we use the word 'position' to describe the
process so wed: Pod ‘in Latin meaning ‘man y' and ‘ties I meaning
bloodsucking creatures'.
tant y in America... do they ha we did we up A TM ma ohm es with Frame
therin g.
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#3 - theBPoilslick **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
iv read these, now im gonna kill 4 pelicans
#2 - anonymous (06/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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