What happened last week. Thumb it or not, i'm not really bothered. This is just the starter to a new series.. Hey all, Captionist here. You may be wondering wha
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What happened last week

Thumb it or not, i'm not really bothered. This is just the starter to a new series.

Hey all, Captionist here.
You may be wondering
whal look diferent and
have a rocket shoting
out of my arse...
i Well, let me explain...
I was walking to the gym
Suddenly, bacon
to get pumped...
sammiches everywhere
The sammiches were relentless, they ate my
legs, pecked out my eyes and raped me over
and over and over.
Even though he did rape
me a few times too..
it Luckily Lol-
Ile' generator
J O walked past
and came to
my rescue
He took me to a scientist, Dr.
I was subject to his crazed experiments, but
slowly he began to rebuild me.
He had done it, I was
half human half robot
Iron fiber heatproof hair
OREO - Robotic Radiation
Emitting Optics
And thats what
Cyclic proton generating A I did last week!
scarf, powers whole bio-
system independent
Bullet, fire, laser
and radiation
proof steel
woven jacket
Cold flame, powered by
reversed moving pro-
tons
...
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Submitted: 06/04/2010
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User avatar #36 - merlinboy (06/17/2010) [-]
You forgot the part where you sucked a whole bunch of ****** cock.
You look like Justin Bieber. Fag
#35 - boostfreak **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
can I just note that I am the provider of said clothes adorning that smartly dressed cyborg XD

lawl
User avatar #33 - OreoHuskyPup (06/05/2010) [-]
I always knew them bacon sammiches were up to no good
User avatar #32 - Scribble (06/05/2010) [-]
The Story's a WIN
User avatar #26 - carlthezombie (06/04/2010) [-]
I lawled that was pretty creative
#25 - Squidge **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
Yay! A new person who only gets thumbs because they are popular!




Not.
User avatar #28 to #25 - Captionist (06/05/2010) [-]
I'm not popular! :'(
#23 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
Just wondering, how does one refuel your rocket ass?
User avatar #30 to #23 - Captionist (06/05/2010) [-]
All powered by my scarf! But if I need an oil change they slide a long stick up my jets, then the oil is shot in through two smaller spherical containers at the bottom of the shaft.
User avatar #21 - crimsonviper (06/04/2010) [-]
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!! Lol, u cybord comedian you!

thumbs up!
User avatar #22 to #21 - crimsonviper (06/04/2010) [-]
*cyborg
#20 - nicobe (06/04/2010) [-]
the **** is the purple **** you're wearing?
User avatar #27 to #20 - Captionist (06/05/2010) [-]
Read the bottom, its a cyclic proton scarf or something
User avatar #12 - DDSN (06/04/2010) [-]
This isn't funny he doesn't has legs no more.
#13 to #12 - anonymous (06/04/2010) [-]
and? i would rather have a rocket than legs!
#9 - EpicBacon **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
LOL you don't have a penis now! xD
User avatar #11 to #9 - Captionist (06/04/2010) [-]
I do, its near the rocket jet.

You could say
*puts on sunglasses*
Its a hot penis

User avatar #34 to #11 - tmbchowder (06/07/2010) [-]
weenie roast
#16 to #11 - McPeake **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
I've just noticed it's a cold flame.
#14 to #11 - EpicBacon **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
burnt penis you say?
#15 to #14 - McPeake **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
Captain obvious: lol burn.
#8 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
Yet, they still didn't give you fingers.
User avatar #6 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/04/2010) [-]
rape? want some?
User avatar #5 - LoLgenerator (06/04/2010) [-]
NEXT TIME, TWO PILLS
#17 to #5 - anonymous (06/04/2010) [-]
STFU you gay ass piece of **** . you ******* suck cum-covered donkey balls go in a hole and die
#24 to #17 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #17 - LoLgenerator (06/04/2010) [-]
lol k
User avatar #18 to #17 - tmbchowder (06/04/2010) [-]
silly anon you dont have an account which means your words are invalid
User avatar #4 - SmoothOperator (06/04/2010) [-]
he re-built you, he had the technology.
he made you stronger, faster, and able to eat more flying bacon sandwiches
#3 - FoulBachelorFrogs **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
So.....
Are you still up for getting raped?
User avatar #2 - Bacula ONLINE (06/04/2010) [-]
Cool story bro.
User avatar #1 - tmbchowder (06/04/2010) [-]
lol i look like a *******
User avatar #7 to #1 - JackSchidt (06/04/2010) [-]
i woulda said, if i were you, "lol i look like a chowderhead"

lol--i just kiddin witcha dude.
User avatar #10 to #7 - tmbchowder (06/04/2010) [-]
i remember there bieng a nerdy scientist on a show once ......but i cant remember
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