What happened last week. Thumb it or not, i'm not really bothered. This is just the starter to a new series.. Hey all, Captionist here. You may be wondering wha
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What happened last week

Thumb it or not, i'm not really bothered. This is just the starter to a new series.

Hey all, Captionist here.
You may be wondering
whal look diferent and
have a rocket shoting
out of my arse...
i Well, let me explain...
I was walking to the gym
Suddenly, bacon
to get pumped...
sammiches everywhere
The sammiches were relentless, they ate my
legs, pecked out my eyes and raped me over
and over and over.
Even though he did rape
me a few times too..
it Luckily Lol-
Ile' generator
J O walked past
and came to
my rescue
He took me to a scientist, Dr.
I was subject to his crazed experiments, but
slowly he began to rebuild me.
He had done it, I was
half human half robot
Iron fiber heatproof hair
OREO - Robotic Radiation
Emitting Optics
And thats what
Cyclic proton generating A I did last week!
scarf, powers whole bio-
system independent
Bullet, fire, laser
and radiation
proof steel
woven jacket
Cold flame, powered by
reversed moving pro-
tons
...
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Submitted: 06/04/2010
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User avatar #5 - LoLgenerator (06/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
NEXT TIME, TWO PILLS
#9 - EpicBacon **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [+] (5 replies)
LOL you don't have a penis now! xD
#8 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
Yet, they still didn't give you fingers.
#3 - FoulBachelorFrogs **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
So.....
Are you still up for getting raped?
#25 - Squidge **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Yay! A new person who only gets thumbs because they are popular!




Not.
#23 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Just wondering, how does one refuel your rocket ass?
User avatar #6 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/04/2010) [-]
rape? want some?
User avatar #32 - Scribble (06/05/2010) [-]
The Story's a WIN
User avatar #26 - carlthezombie (06/04/2010) [-]
I lawled that was pretty creative
#20 - nicobe (06/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the **** is the purple **** you're wearing?
User avatar #12 - DDSN (06/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't funny he doesn't has legs no more.
User avatar #4 - SmoothOperator (06/04/2010) [-]
he re-built you, he had the technology.
he made you stronger, faster, and able to eat more flying bacon sandwiches
User avatar #2 - Bacula (06/04/2010) [-]
Cool story bro.
User avatar #1 - tmbchowder (06/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lol i look like a *******
User avatar #7 to #1 - JackSchidt (06/04/2010) [-]
i woulda said, if i were you, "lol i look like a chowderhead"

lol--i just kiddin witcha dude.
#35 - boostfreak **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
can I just note that I am the provider of said clothes adorning that smartly dressed cyborg XD

lawl
User avatar #33 - OreoHuskyPup (06/05/2010) [-]
I always knew them bacon sammiches were up to no good
User avatar #21 - crimsonviper (06/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!! Lol, u cybord comedian you!

thumbs up!
User avatar #36 - merlinboy (06/17/2010) [-]
You forgot the part where you sucked a whole bunch of ****** cock.
You look like Justin Bieber. Fag
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