Atheist Win. Yeah, ATHEIST WIN. So don't freaking complain about being offended! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.. Winning since 33 AD.. i don't want to start a holy war on funny junk so i'll say nothing, altho i will say i side with the pic and am strongly atheist the rising non relgion atheist win
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User avatar #8 - sockbag (09/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i don't want to start a holy war on funny junk so i'll say nothing, altho i will say i side with the pic and am strongly atheist the rising non relgion
#12 to #8 - DaEndIsHere **User deleted account** (09/14/2009) [-]
I still say we should worship Blade, for his kick assery and his godly muscles. He fights evil...
#7 - fefe (09/14/2009) [+] (4 replies)
just because god allows evil doesnt mean he wills evil and doesnt mean he cant do it. which explains exactly why its from 33 AD. god just lets man do what they want and outside of evil created by man, its just a way to maintain the natural balance.
User avatar #13 to #7 - kazumakyu (09/14/2009) [-]
Ah, but what sense does that make? You are saying that he is not necessarily unwilling or unable to stop evil, but allows man to deal with evil on their own. This would imply that he simply does not give a **** , yes? This, of course, raises the question of WHY do you worship a being who does not particularly care either way if you live or die? Why is he worthy of praise? "Oh, but he created us!" So what if he did? If I go out and sire a child, but do not take care of it following its birth, am I truly worth of the title "father"? To be frank, if God really did create us and yet still allows us to live in misery and pain, I really don't think he deserves anything more than a passing glance and maybe a rude hand-gesture every now and again.
User avatar #20 - nivlac (09/14/2009) [+] (3 replies)
God gave us a very special gift...... it is called free will........ any evil in this world is the result of this gift he gave us...... atheists will have a great time burning in hell
#24 to #20 - Bored Dude (09/15/2009) [-]
If god gave us a choice, why would he punish Atheists for using that gift to it's full extent by going out on our own outside of any orthodox religion and by living by what we choose to be moral and not what others choose for us? Just playing devil's advocate here.
#11 - Bored Dude (09/14/2009) [-]
I'm sorry if this seems like an attack on religion, because it's not. I never meant to insult any religion, i just thought that this comment was mildly amusing. Geez, I'm sorry if none of you can see the thought behind a comment like this and are all stuck on "He's attacking Christianity!" Seriously, I'm thinking, "Woah, this is an interesting thought from FREAKING 33 AD!?!? Sick!" And once again, I'm sorry if I seemed to be attacking Christianity or any of the other religions. Really, I just thought it was interesting but.... yeah... Whatever, I'm glad some of you can see deeper into this than as an attack on religion...
User avatar #30 - hehehelol (01/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol i dare someone to e-mail this pick to the pope.
User avatar #49 - rokkarokkaali (09/15/2013) [-]
All the fedora wearing faggotso on here is hilarious.
#3 - fefe (09/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Cristianfags answer this. Your god says we should worship him so he can save us from sin when it is he who casted sin upon us. Did he not banish Satan from heaven unto earth? Why should we bow down for when it is his fault. Your god is saving us from his sin. Your god is falsely named a god. He might as well be Satan himself.
User avatar #16 to #3 - muffinsauce (09/14/2009) [-]
im pretty sure that god sent satan to hell dude
#46 - fefe (04/18/2012) [-]
Science clearly demonstrates that free will does not exist. This immediately rules out the possibility of a theistic God. Because if all of our actions are inevitable results of material processes, the concepts of reward and punishment are meaningless -> no heaven or hell -> no God. :D
#46 - fefe (01/09/2011) [-]
dont apologise for attacking religion, the automatons of the great mono-theistic (christianity, islam and judaism) religions spent a great deal of time attacking us and ironically eachother odd since its really the same god they believe in, just three different mahsias
#45 - fefe (10/12/2010) [-]
Continuation of 3: Now the sentence I left off at actually means something. It's not just a saying. Understand it before you criticize.

4: "Why call him God if he is neither able or willing to get rid of Evil"
Again, this statement just ignores crucial information we've had since the resurrection. I feel like people just assume that since God is almighty he works for them and if he can't just make everything simple and nice for them then he doesn't exist. THIS IS HOW STUPID PEOPLE THINK (and I mean stupid factualy not as an insult)
#44 - fefe (10/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
First of all, this is supposed to be comedy. There are people here who are taking what Epicurus as if t has merit. It does not. Continue reading if you are not stupid.

1: God is willing to prevent evil. In fact, it will happen at the End Times. Its in Revelations. So first statement makes the assumption that God is supposed to be our wingman responding to our every need. Wrong.

2: "Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent."
Uh, yeah he is willing. Revelations. He's giving humans time to repent. Why are crucial details about the Lord clearly just being ignored? That's dumb.

3: "Is he able and willing? Then where does Evil come from?" It comes from the HUMANS which have fallen from the good glory of God.
#34 - fefe (03/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
but isn't God meant to be omnipotent???
therefore how can be at equal power with the devil?
#31 - fefe (02/12/2010) [-]
i agree because his name has epic in it
#29 - fefe (11/27/2009) [-]
atheism **** YEA
#28 - fefe (11/11/2009) [-]
ATHEISM RULES!!!!!!!!! been an atheist most of my life and I can say its pretty cool, no sin, no religious views, no blocking facts!!!!!!, evolution is a scientific fact christians so live with it!
User avatar #27 - gunsnrosesrocks (10/28/2009) [+] (1 reply)
who really cares what created the universe? cant we just live in it without knowing how it got there? why do people think they are right when they werent even there to prove **** ?
for me to believe something, id have to physically see it....
if you are overconfident in the christian religion...it shows how must you believe what other people tell you.
#26 - fefe (09/20/2009) [+] (1 reply)
BLACK IS THE ABSENCE OF COLOR.
DARKNESS IS THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT.
COLD IS THE ABSENCE OF HEAT.
EVIL IS THE ABSENCE OF LOVE.
#5 - fefe (09/14/2009) [-]
I don't understand why people fight over it. Instead of living a life, they argue over who's religion is right, and in the end, it doesn't even matter. I'm an atheist, and I respect what others believe in, but when Christians shove it down my throat that I HAVE to believe in god to be happy, then there is a problem. I was plenty happy before you told me my life was a sin and meaningless. I don't need a God to make it day by day. I live my life by morality and I have people who love me, and that's all I need. And when I die, then come what may, but until then, God can stay out of my life.
#4 - fefe (09/14/2009) [-]
Just how is this funny? seems more like douchebaggery to me
#1 - fefe (09/14/2009) [-]
You anger my faith, oh lawdy
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