He once knew a call was a wrong number,
even thourgh the person on the other end
wouldn't admit it.
If a monumentous built in his honor, Mt.
Rushmore would close, due to poor
His Cinco parties
long he wants, even after the fifth of May.
The 1/ Mayans prophesized his birth.
remove their masks in
D/ Innies give up their sews in his presence.
He mice buried a time capsule full of
things that haven' t. happened ye t.
Ifhe disagrees with you, it is because you
And last but not least...
He is the only one to have a disagreement
with Chuck Norris