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Presented in the style of Zero P» niggatron‘ s Yahtzee Croshaw
While surfing the infnite universe that is the internet, you will encounter all kinds of fellow users. You
may hnd learners, Lakers, noobs, newfags, camwhores, you may even encounter some reasonable
people who are here to contribute something useful. But you will nearly ALWAYS encounter evil
beings known as...
So what IS a troll? How did they come to be?
Well, somewhere in a home, a
mildly autistic teen never managed to develop
social skills or a sense above that ofa
prepubescent boy. o.
In frustration and anguish over his life
being a complete failure and total waste of
time, rejoined up on the internet with his
equals in a very special teenage rebellion
exclusively for the world' s :
Downloading South Park episodes, being
morbidly obese, listening to metal and,
finally, trolling to feel some sense of
superiority over the normal world.
Thus, he became a troll.
ifthey pretend to be someone important...
ifthey Mod you with hate remarks about the site...
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ifthey make a point of letting everyone know they are a girl
by posting useless content...
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If they spit acid or eat puppies for breakfast...
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generally, anyone who either has an obviously hateful or impersonating
name, or someone who ads too stupid to be believable can be as
a troll. They will hate you and anger you beyond all levels of rage, and make
you want to destroy their genitals with a croquet mallet.
So what the crap are you supposed to do when you encounter a troll?
Well, the very FIRST rule is
DON' T FEED THE TROLL!
The more you feed the troll, the fatter it gets and the more successful it is,
There are several correct procedures to folow when faced with a troll:
you could: ,
1) Thumb them down,
2) then ignore them for the rest of
Talk to the hand
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1) call them out as a troll and tell everyone to STFU
2) watch to make sure everyone obeys
AND you could:
1) hack the site, discover their adress,
2) look up the adress to discover where they live,
3) hnd their house,
4) and then destroy their genitalia with a croquet mallet.
In summary, trolls are evil, disgusting creatures, born from the deepest reaches of
itself. And if you have ever been a troll or taken part in trolling, you are a bad person and
should be punished for it.
I' m gonna troll khan now. later guise.