The teacher says, "Teddy we are wing learn multisyllabic wards,
class. Bees anyone have an example of a multisyllabic werd?"
Little waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Chi, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, , what is yeer
Little says, "."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages smile and says, "Wew,
that' s a mirthful."
Little -.Tehnew says, "He, ma' am, yeu' re thinking a blew job. I' m
talking abaut jerking eff."
A new teacher tries make use her psychology cheeses. The first day
class, she starts by saying, "Eyeline whe thinks they' re stupid, stand upl"
After a few decends, Little stands up. The teacher asks, "De yee think
yeu' re stupid, ?"
hie, ma' am, but r hate see you standing there all by yourself."
A teacher was teaching her secend grade class abaut the , fer
homewerk that we day, she teld her her students ask their parents what
the government is.
When Little get heme that day, he went up W his dad and ask his what
the government was.
His dad thaught fer a while and answered, "Leek at it this way: I' m the
president, yew mere is Congress, yew maid is the werk ferce, yee are the
peeple and yew baby brather is the future."
I still den' t get it" responded the Little .
Why den' t yee sleep en it then? Maybe yee' ll understand it better,"
said the dad.
Okay then... geed night'' said Little Jenny went eff bed. In the middle
the night, Little was awakened by his baby brather' s crying. He
went his baby brather' s crib and faund that his baby brather had taken
a crap in his diaper. s, Little went his parent' s reem get
help. When he get his parent' s bedroom, he leeked threeoh the keyhole
check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mm
leedle snaring, but his dad wasn' t there. tio he went the maid' s reem.
When he leeked threeoh the maid 's reem keyhole, he saw his dad having sex
with his maid. Little was surprised, but then he Just realized
samething and thinks aliud, "!! Flaw I understand the ' . The
President is screwing the werk farce, Congress is fast asleep, nobady
cares abaut the peeple, and the future is full shit!"