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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#52 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Seriously guys, it's not funny. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell off a gaurd tower.
User avatar #679 to #52 - Zimmy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
His name wouldn't happen to be Kyle would it?

Cause that where he could be hiding....
#676 to #52 - prototype **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
man im kinda jealous everyones got these stories about how their grandfathers died falling off the guard towers, and carrying prisoners and all that but mine died looking for Kyle.
User avatar #673 to #52 - MrOctober
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandfather died in WWII too, a guard fell on him from a guard tower.
#684 to #673 - anon id: f203e0b4
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woah. my grandfather died in WWII too.he broke his back dragging 2 dead guys to a ditch.
User avatar #686 to #684 - Ripp
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandfather died in WWII. He tripped over three dead guys.
User avatar #690 to #686 - shadowfish
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What a coincidence! My grandfather was executed after being charged with the murder of three dead soldiers that he found.
User avatar #689 to #686 - llantarynboy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandad got shot for looting the bodies of 4 dead officers!
#692 to #689 - anon id: c73c80eb
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? Mine died after finding 5 dead guys and reporting it to the authouraties.
#677 to #673 - TheCloud **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Lol
#668 to #52 - BBoyJingles **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
really? well i went to boyscout camp.. and came back!
User avatar #663 to #52 - TheReich
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(06/03/2010) [-]
It's funny because I didn't really care.
User avatar #669 to #663 - luidias
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(06/03/2010) [-]
or get the joke.
User avatar #671 to #669 - TheReich
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(06/03/2010) [-]
You dont get my joke I guess. I understand the original joke.
User avatar #659 to #52 - Krade
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(06/03/2010) [-]
What a coincidence, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp. A soldier fell off a guard tower as he was walking by and landed on him.
User avatar #687 to #659 - ImpediousBobular
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really?
My grandfather had to drag two guys back and died doing that.
User avatar #654 to #52 - CrazyMPthre
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(06/03/2010) [-]
my great grandfather saved people from the holocaust, and i find this horrable
User avatar #656 to #654 - ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Ahem...

Horrible. That will be all.
#655 to #654 - anon id: 0d0e8d88
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(06/03/2010) [-]
man, can't you take a joke? or are you being sarcastic?
User avatar #672 to #655 - MungDaal
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean he can't take a joke, he's just correcting him...
#652 to #52 - anon id: 0d0e8d88
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(06/03/2010) [-]
my great grandfather was a german man during world war II. he followed hitler.
there's no joke here. he died in 1998.
#642 to #52 - anon id: 3fad2524
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(06/03/2010) [-]
LOL
User avatar #639 to #52 - PedoLOLCAT
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Oh Hey, How'd Ya Fit 40 Jews in a Mini Cooper?
2 In the Back 2 In the front 40 Million in the Ash Tray
ZIING!
#716 to #639 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/05/2010) [-]
2+2+40,000,000=40????????????
User avatar #634 to #52 - ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My sister's friend is a black, gay Jew. There's no joke here, I just thought you'd all like to know about the most unfortunate man in the world.
User avatar #700 to #634 - swimmingprodigy
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being a black jew is the worst....they make u sit in the back of the oven T.T
User avatar #658 to #634 - smokincharlie
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(06/03/2010) [-]
damn, hitler would **** that **** up. Imagine if she/he was a gypsy too!
#649 to #634 - anon id: 0d0e8d88
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no, it could be worse. he could be half-ginger.
#635 to #634 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
tee-hee
pwned by god
User avatar #620 to #52 - Alimosaka
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven...
User avatar #638 to #620 - Sick
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(06/03/2010) [-]
looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
you got burned.

YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #631 to #620 - Alimosaka
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Lmao, best part is I'm getting thumbed down for that joke..IT WAS WORTH IT!!
#647 to #631 - gymboy
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I hope you burn in ******* hell for that joke you piece of ****
User avatar #702 to #647 - Alimosaka
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You're all being hypocrits, Each day On funnyjunk I see at least one cruel joke that gets a laugh that's just as tasteless as the one I put, Hell, I've even seen the one I put get a few thumbs when I had put it on other occasions, But no, You all need to act as if racist, halocaust, haiti jokes are all of a sudden now so bad, Compared to when you'd let those jokes make it to the front page of funnyjunk on many occasions. Such as the Hitler one going "I got a new microwave, It seats 500!" Made it to the top, The Haiti jokes from 4Chan made it to the front page, And even on a Holocaust pun page you try to act like it's all of a sudden wrong now. Just like the sou th park creators said "Either everything is open for joking, Or nothing is"
#704 to #702 - gymboy
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(06/04/2010) [-]
because there is a ******* line, and some jokes cross it.

like yours
User avatar #657 to #647 - TheBen
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(06/03/2010) [-]
That guy who made the geard tower joke was making fun of the holocaust too but he got 160 thumbs up....yet this dude has 25 thumbs down? wtf?
#688 to #657 - gymboy
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because the guard tower one was funny, this was was cruel and unusual
User avatar #701 to #688 - TheBen
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Yeah I know. Its funny when germans die but not when jewish people do.
#705 to #701 - gymboy
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that's not even it

i laugh at some holocaust joke, but as i have said, there is a line
#630 to #620 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
#616 to #52 - Ohnoez **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My grandfather was killed dragging two dead bodies at a concentration camp.
User avatar #182 to #52 - lawlasaur
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Dude this kid in my math excursions class told me the SAME thing
#59 to #52 - anon id: 525d7d29
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Really? My great grandfather died in a concentration camp too. Someone fell on him... from on top of a guard tower.
User avatar #696 to #59 - Heimlick
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really, my great great grandfather died in a concentration camp

he was making concentrated apple juice when some faggot turned the canning conveyor speed up too high
User avatar #680 to #59 - inuyashu
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My grandfather got shot in a concentration camp also. He pushed a guard off his tower.
User avatar #670 to #59 - goomdarr
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Really? My great great grandfather pushed his grandfather which fell out of a guard tower and hit your grandfather and then my great great grandfather slipped on a banana and fell out of the tower and died
User avatar #636 to #59 - The Butt pirate
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my grandfather died from exaustion when he had to carry 2 dead bodys from the bottom of a guard tower to the morgue
#617 to #59 - eddierattlehead
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i would tumb you up anon, but you have 69 thumbs, and im not about to ruin that.
#403 to #59 - Spazm **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too . he tripped over two dead colleagues and landed awkwardly
#530 to #403 - anon id: 34e1125d
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My family has a similar story. My grandfather died of a heart attack while carrying three of his dead friends away to be buried. He was not a healthy man.
#633 to #530 - EpicTie
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Wow thats creepy, my grand-father died of cancer... small world isnt it?
User avatar #169 to #59 - ClevelandBrownSr
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Well my great grandfather died when he was carrying two idiots into the furnance to get their bodies cremated, he tripped and fell in with them.
User avatar #305 to #169 - Deadline
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Your grandad was black... How is that possible? Still thumbs for u
#74 to #59 - AwesomeBlossom **User deleted account**
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(06/02/2010) [-]
well my grandfather once ran a summer camp where they educated people about ADHD and its effects...

it was called concentration camp.
User avatar #694 to #74 - YuckFu
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My relative died in a concentration camp as well! He was an orange.
#664 to #74 - EZBakeChampion **User deleted account**
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best joke ive EVER heard...
User avatar #128 to #74 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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Cool story, bro.
User avatar #70 to #59 - absolutewilson
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Love the reference XD
User avatar #65 to #59 - Cassanova
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Woah! My grandpa died from a freak gunshot....


apparently a guard fell on the owner of the gun causing it to go off - all three involved died....wait


oh ****....
#76 to #65 - anon id: 35af8d7d
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(06/02/2010) [-]
NO way!
My Uncle's dad died of pneumonia. Isn't that weird?
#61 to #59 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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What a twist!
User avatar #57 to #52 - VanHalenGuy
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Not funny, you're right. IT'S ******* HILARIOUS. lol, I had to.
User avatar #55 to #52 - swimmingprodigy
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(06/02/2010) [-]
damn nazi
#697 to #55 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
surprise post at the end of epic thread