His name wouldn't happen to be Kyle would it?

Cause that where he could be hiding....

man im kinda jealous everyones got these stories about how their grandfathers died falling off the guard towers, and carrying prisoners and all that but mine died looking for Kyle.

Really? My grandfather died in WWII too, a guard fell on him from a guard tower.

Really? My grandfather died in WWII. He tripped over three dead guys.

What a coincidence! My grandfather was executed after being charged with the murder of three dead soldiers that he found.

Really? My grandad got shot for looting the bodies of 4 dead officers!

Lol

really? well i went to boyscout camp.. and came back!

It's funny because I didn't really care.

or get the joke.

You dont get my joke I guess. I understand the original joke.

What a coincidence, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp. A soldier fell off a guard tower as he was walking by and landed on him.

Really?
My grandfather had to drag two guys back and died doing that.

Ahem...

Horrible. That will be all.

Being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean he can't take a joke, he's just correcting him...

Oh Hey, How'd Ya Fit 40 Jews in a Mini Cooper?
2 In the Back 2 In the front 40 Million in the Ash Tray
ZIING!

2+2+40,000,000=40????????????

My sister's friend is a black, gay Jew. There's no joke here, I just thought you'd all like to know about the most unfortunate man in the world.

being a black jew is the worst....they make u sit in the back of the oven T.T

damn, hitler would fuck that shit up. Imagine if she/he was a gypsy too!

tee-hee
pwned by god

You're all being hypocrits, Each day On funnyjunk I see at least one cruel joke that gets a laugh that's just as tasteless as the one I put, Hell, I've even seen the one I put get a few thumbs when I had put it on other occasions, But no, You all need to act as if racist, halocaust, haiti jokes are all of a sudden now so bad, Compared to when you'd let those jokes make it to the front page of funnyjunk on many occasions. Such as the Hitler one going "I got a new microwave, It seats 500!" Made it to the top, The Haiti jokes from 4Chan made it to the front page, And even on a Holocaust pun page you try to act like it's all of a sudden wrong now. Just like the sou th park creators said "Either everything is open for joking, Or nothing is"

because there is a fucking line, and some jokes cross it.

like yours

That guy who made the geard tower joke was making fun of the holocaust too but he got 160 thumbs up....yet this dude has 25 thumbs down? wtf?

because the guard tower one was funny, this was was cruel and unusual

Yeah I know. Its funny when germans die but not when jewish people do.

that's not even it

i laugh at some holocaust joke, but as i have said, there is a line

What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

really, my great great grandfather died in a concentration camp

he was making concentrated apple juice when some faggot turned the canning conveyor speed up too high

My grandfather got shot in a concentration camp also. He pushed a guard off his tower.

Really? My great great grandfather pushed his grandfather which fell out of a guard tower and hit your grandfather and then my great great grandfather slipped on a banana and fell out of the tower and died

my grandfather died from exaustion when he had to carry 2 dead bodys from the bottom of a guard tower to the morgue

i would tumb you up anon, but you have 69 thumbs, and im not about to ruin that.

damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too . he tripped over two dead colleagues and landed awkwardly

Wow thats creepy, my grand-father died of cancer... small world isnt it?

Well my great grandfather died when he was carrying two idiots into the furnance to get their bodies cremated, he tripped and fell in with them.

Your grandad was black... How is that possible? Still thumbs for u

well my grandfather once ran a summer camp where they educated people about ADHD and its effects...

it was called concentration camp.

My relative died in a concentration camp as well! He was an orange.

best joke ive EVER heard...

Cool story, bro.

Love the reference XD

Woah! My grandpa died from a freak gunshot....


apparently a guard fell on the owner of the gun causing it to go off - all three involved died....wait


oh shit....

What a twist!

Not funny, you're right. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. lol, I had to.

damn nazi