Must have been a big boat!. . qt in I nu always hear bigots going, GAY ! IT" SAYS " IN THE BIBLE!" The bible also says that every animal in the world can fit on
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Must have been a big boat!

qt in I
nu always hear bigots going,
GAY ! IT" SAYS " IN THE BIBLE!"
The bible also says that every animal in the world can fit on a boat.
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User avatar #5 - unstoppablegiggle (09/30/2013) [+] (78 replies)
The Ark measured 300x50x30 cubits (Genesis 6:15), which is about 140x23x13.5 metres or 459x75x44 feet, so its volume was 43,500 m3 (cubic metres) or 1.54 million cubic feet. To put this in perspective, this is the equivalent volume of 522 standard American railroad stock cars, each of which can hold 240 sheep.

If the animals were kept in cages with an average size of 50x50x30 centimetres (20x20x12 inches), that is 75,000 cm3 (cubic centimetres) or 4800 cubic inches, the 16,000 animals would only occupy 1200 m3 (42,000 cubic feet) or 14.4 stock cars. Even if a million insect species had to be on board, it would not be a problem, because they require little space. If each pair was kept in cages of 10 cm (four inches) per side, or 1000 cm3, all the insect species would occupy a total volume of only 1000 m3, or another 12 cars. This would leave room for five trains of 99 cars each for food, Noah’s family and ‘range’ for the animals.
User avatar #1 - sqrbt (09/30/2013) [-]
On a big ass boat
#7 - analbuttfuck (09/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - wintergreensixnine ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it also says divorce is wrong too, but i don't see the media freaking out over that
#2 - tfixari (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
User avatar #95 - icameheretotroll (10/01/2013) [+] (19 replies)
if a child raised his/her voice upon their parent they should have put to death (Leviticus 20:9)

if a child hit their parent they must die (Exodus 21:15)

it is okay to murder people for not believing in god (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)

it's a sin to wear mixed material shirts such as cotton and leather

It's okay to hit your slaved as long as they don't die (Exodus 21:20-21)

Kill anyone who doesn't listen to the lord's priests (Deuteronomy 17:12)

Slaves should serve their masters as their masters serve the christ (Esphesians 6:5)

If you rape someone, they must marry you (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
User avatar #39 - Leopard (10/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Everyone's a bigot. Even people who hate bigots are bigots.
User avatar #41 to #39 - fuckthepopo (10/01/2013) [-]
Everyone's a bigot. Everyone's a hypocrite. Everyone's an asshole.
It's a matter of judging who is the biggest asshole.
#118 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dislike Russel Howard because he thinks extremely crude sex jokes are funny, and will drag them out until someone laughs.
And he makes money off playing youtube videos that are several years old as though they're new.

However, I love him because it proves that even a dick can stand up for gay marriage, and do it without starting an arguement; no christian can argue that Noah put every animal in the world on a boat, twice. Nor can they argue it being possible- even if you discount some of the animals that weren't allowed on, because there were more of some animal.
User avatar #81 - jiggerbits (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't think that's what you should be focusing on about Noah's Ark. I think what you should really be focusing on is that animals like to eat other animals. I guess the lions and tigers went vegan or forty days and forty nights.
#31 - nimithecat (10/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Let's not give people too much credit.   
Christianity is stupid, but let's not glorify people too much.   
What's with the 						*******					 "gay parades" and all of that 						****					? It's just a declaration of liking dick!   
Keep it to yourselves and behave like everybody else.   
   
I don't go around town yelling "OH MY GOD I 						*******					 LOVE TITS AND I AM PROUD OF IT", I do that in the privacy in my bedroom when fapping to something hardcore.   
   
Your sexuality belongs in your pants, just like everybody else's.   
Enjoy equal rights, enjoy gay marriage, come join me for a good drink  and bitch about our favorite animes, but for the love of God keep your 						*******					 homosexuality in your pants. I have no problem with equality.   
   
But if you want society to accept you better, then I'd suggest you start acting like the rest of us men, and quit being so weird. Just because you prefer different privates it doesn't mean you have to change your lifestyle to make it obvious.   
   
It's just going to make it harder to blend in with society, and not stick out like a sore thumb.
Let's not give people too much credit.
Christianity is stupid, but let's not glorify people too much.
What's with the ******* "gay parades" and all of that **** ? It's just a declaration of liking dick!
Keep it to yourselves and behave like everybody else.

I don't go around town yelling "OH MY GOD I ******* LOVE TITS AND I AM PROUD OF IT", I do that in the privacy in my bedroom when fapping to something hardcore.

Your sexuality belongs in your pants, just like everybody else's.
Enjoy equal rights, enjoy gay marriage, come join me for a good drink and bitch about our favorite animes, but for the love of God keep your ******* homosexuality in your pants. I have no problem with equality.

But if you want society to accept you better, then I'd suggest you start acting like the rest of us men, and quit being so weird. Just because you prefer different privates it doesn't mean you have to change your lifestyle to make it obvious.

It's just going to make it harder to blend in with society, and not stick out like a sore thumb.

User avatar #67 - crazyeyedbioll (10/01/2013) [-]
just 2 of every animal, and on a really really big boat. just sayin
#85 - lordraine ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's been proven that they could, from an engineering standpoint.

I'd make a joke about comedians, but it probably wouldn't be funny. You know, like this guy.
User avatar #76 - funnypie (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who is he? I like him; hes funny.
#74 - Womens Study Major (10/01/2013) [-]
making a religious joke has got to be the easiest thing ever. You clearly don't need to do any research on the facts behind what you are saying because no one else knows any better anyway.
#70 - kentuckyfriedcrack (10/01/2013) [-]
And everyone cheats on each other all the time anyway, and that's fine, they can get married, even though the bible constantly goes on about adultery, its even in the ******* ten commandments . My father used to cheat on my mother (and his mistresses) all the time and then rant about how bad gays are.
User avatar #61 - douthit (10/01/2013) [-]
Anybody who's serious about this hasn't read up on Christian Flood theories. inb4 **** you ignorant christfag
User avatar #55 - darksideofthebeast (10/01/2013) [-]
Not just any boat...
A BIG BOAT
User avatar #54 - phoenixdowner (10/01/2013) [-]
Let's play "identify the logical fallacy"
User avatar #37 - zonryu (10/01/2013) [-]
i am a christian and i can confirm gravity is by all accounts witchcraft
#35 - lolfire (10/01/2013) [-]
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