Must have been a big boat!. . qt in I nu always hear bigots going, GAY ! IT" SAYS " IN THE BIBLE!" The bible also says that every animal in the world can fit on
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Must have been a big boat!

qt in I
nu always hear bigots going,
GAY ! IT" SAYS " IN THE BIBLE!"
The bible also says that every animal in the world can fit on a boat.
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User avatar #5 - unstoppablegiggle (09/30/2013) [+] (78 replies)
The Ark measured 300x50x30 cubits (Genesis 6:15), which is about 140x23x13.5 metres or 459x75x44 feet, so its volume was 43,500 m3 (cubic metres) or 1.54 million cubic feet. To put this in perspective, this is the equivalent volume of 522 standard American railroad stock cars, each of which can hold 240 sheep.

If the animals were kept in cages with an average size of 50x50x30 centimetres (20x20x12 inches), that is 75,000 cm3 (cubic centimetres) or 4800 cubic inches, the 16,000 animals would only occupy 1200 m3 (42,000 cubic feet) or 14.4 stock cars. Even if a million insect species had to be on board, it would not be a problem, because they require little space. If each pair was kept in cages of 10 cm (four inches) per side, or 1000 cm3, all the insect species would occupy a total volume of only 1000 m3, or another 12 cars. This would leave room for five trains of 99 cars each for food, Noah’s family and ‘range’ for the animals.
User avatar #1 - sqrbt (09/30/2013) [-]
On a big ass boat
#7 - analbuttfuck (09/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - wintergreensixnine (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it also says divorce is wrong too, but i don't see the media freaking out over that
#2 - tfixari (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
User avatar #95 - icameheretotroll (10/01/2013) [+] (19 replies)
if a child raised his/her voice upon their parent they should have put to death (Leviticus 20:9)

if a child hit their parent they must die (Exodus 21:15)

it is okay to murder people for not believing in god (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)

it's a sin to wear mixed material shirts such as cotton and leather

It's okay to hit your slaved as long as they don't die (Exodus 21:20-21)

Kill anyone who doesn't listen to the lord's priests (Deuteronomy 17:12)

Slaves should serve their masters as their masters serve the christ (Esphesians 6:5)

If you rape someone, they must marry you (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
User avatar #39 - Leopard (10/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Everyone's a bigot. Even people who hate bigots are bigots.
User avatar #41 to #39 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Everyone's a bigot. Everyone's a hypocrite. Everyone's an asshole.
It's a matter of judging who is the biggest asshole.
#118 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dislike Russel Howard because he thinks extremely crude sex jokes are funny, and will drag them out until someone laughs.
And he makes money off playing youtube videos that are several years old as though they're new.

However, I love him because it proves that even a dick can stand up for gay marriage, and do it without starting an arguement; no christian can argue that Noah put every animal in the world on a boat, twice. Nor can they argue it being possible- even if you discount some of the animals that weren't allowed on, because there were more of some animal.
User avatar #81 - jiggerbits (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't think that's what you should be focusing on about Noah's Ark. I think what you should really be focusing on is that animals like to eat other animals. I guess the lions and tigers went vegan or forty days and forty nights.
#31 - nimithecat (10/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Let's not give people too much credit.   
Christianity is stupid, but let's not glorify people too much.   
What's with the 						*******					 "gay parades" and all of that 						****					? It's just a declaration of liking dick!   
Keep it to yourselves and behave like everybody else.   
   
I don't go around town yelling "OH MY GOD I 						*******					 LOVE TITS AND I AM PROUD OF IT", I do that in the privacy in my bedroom when fapping to something hardcore.   
   
Your sexuality belongs in your pants, just like everybody else's.   
Enjoy equal rights, enjoy gay marriage, come join me for a good drink  and bitch about our favorite animes, but for the love of God keep your 						*******					 homosexuality in your pants. I have no problem with equality.   
   
But if you want society to accept you better, then I'd suggest you start acting like the rest of us men, and quit being so weird. Just because you prefer different privates it doesn't mean you have to change your lifestyle to make it obvious.   
   
It's just going to make it harder to blend in with society, and not stick out like a sore thumb.
Let's not give people too much credit.
Christianity is stupid, but let's not glorify people too much.
What's with the ******* "gay parades" and all of that **** ? It's just a declaration of liking dick!
Keep it to yourselves and behave like everybody else.

I don't go around town yelling "OH MY GOD I ******* LOVE TITS AND I AM PROUD OF IT", I do that in the privacy in my bedroom when fapping to something hardcore.

Your sexuality belongs in your pants, just like everybody else's.
Enjoy equal rights, enjoy gay marriage, come join me for a good drink and bitch about our favorite animes, but for the love of God keep your ******* homosexuality in your pants. I have no problem with equality.

But if you want society to accept you better, then I'd suggest you start acting like the rest of us men, and quit being so weird. Just because you prefer different privates it doesn't mean you have to change your lifestyle to make it obvious.

It's just going to make it harder to blend in with society, and not stick out like a sore thumb.

User avatar #67 - crazyeyedbioll (10/01/2013) [-]
just 2 of every animal, and on a really really big boat. just sayin
#121 - improbable (10/01/2013) [-]
it doesnt say every animal did fit in the boat, it says that each of every kind would fit in the boat(that is not counting every species that sprung out of one kind)

but hey, my father have been encouraging me to lie, so i assume lying is ok as long as i dont get caught. but this guy got caught, by an idiot none the less.
#109 - helgestrichen (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Worth the Watch
User avatar #91 - neoexdeath (10/01/2013) [-]
Theoretically, if you had a big enough boat, you could. But current physics would probably require that the boat be made in high orbit to keep it from collapsing in on itself. And I'll be damned if I'm going to try to cram a bunch of Lions into a space shuttle.
#86 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
Seems they found Noah's ark in Turkey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_wIKiOgk10
#85 - lordraine ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's been proven that they could, from an engineering standpoint.

I'd make a joke about comedians, but it probably wouldn't be funny. You know, like this guy.
User avatar #76 - funnypie (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who is he? I like him; hes funny.
#74 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
making a religious joke has got to be the easiest thing ever. You clearly don't need to do any research on the facts behind what you are saying because no one else knows any better anyway.
#35 - lolfire (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - threeeighteen (10/01/2013) [-]
Just a little ramble about things...

The flood story in the Old Testament can be interpreted as a myth based on some degree of evidence. Evidence being a huge flood that hit whatever area Jews were in at the time, also due to the times (real ancient) they would have had little to no contact with people beyond their territory due to the flood. So basically the flood cut them off from the outside world and the people just assumed the world was flooded. So over time the story would have morphed until it became the flood story in the Old Testament.

Obviously a lot of other stuff is crammed into the flood story too, mostly fictional.

Catholic education kind of helped here.
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