Pokeball. POKE my balls pls.. The Pokeball records a code to tell how the Pokemon should be reassembled. Without this code the Pokemon would come out as a horri
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Pokeball

POKE my balls pls.

The Pokeball records a code to tell how the Pokemon should be
reassembled. Without this code the Pokemon would come out as a
horrible oozing crime again nature blob of organ; A failsafe
releases the Pokemon up on damage to the Pokeball to prevent this.
When a Pokeball is thrown at a pokiemon, it immediately
encodes the Pokemon and tries to hold it. The Pokemon
however, struggles against the ball, and can short out of
the chip and Escape, rendering the ball useless. upon
successful capture the ball rewrites the pokiemon' s code
to render it more docile and obedient. it also includes a
bit that prevents the Pokemon from being recaptured by
another possibile when released the Pokemon will have
these new traits with no other noticeable difference.
Stronger Pokemon require stronger because they
have more data, more personality and can physically struggle
against the ball more. Legendaries are especially difficult to
capture because they are " rare that the Pokeball has no
basic template to base their code on, and must write it from
scratch in the brief moment before the Pokemon Escapes.
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#9 - crutos (09/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"without this code the pokemon would come out as a horrible oozing crime against nature, a blob of organs"
#11 - lucianolp (09/30/2013) [+] (17 replies)
So explain this one then. Is this just the work of Steve Jobs sorcery?
User avatar #20 to #11 - theblindpilot (09/30/2013) [-]
looks like a normal pokeball wearing a really tight underwear on its head.
#61 - ridivey (10/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
welp looks like we got a defective pokeball here
User avatar #38 - zeecan (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So wait

why hasent somebody just coded pokemon then
User avatar #41 to #38 - gildemoono ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
pssst... porygon
User avatar #17 - Iseewhatyoudidthar (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Explain how pokemon that are bred end up in pokeballs, even though you're not supplying the pokeball for them.
#27 to #17 - sickboi (09/30/2013) [-]
dont worry, I'll explain it



it's a ******* game
#1 - mrstephind (09/30/2013) [-]
Dang... that means the masterball is like a supercomputer
#77 - klokwork (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
then explain this asshole
then explain this asshole
#39 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That would totally explain this abomination...
#35 - robbuck (09/30/2013) [-]
what if ditto is a pokeball that caught mew, malfunctioned and accidentally copied the data. thus creating this monstrosity we call ditto
#14 - breadcrumbtheif (09/30/2013) [-]
Holy crap, the light bulb got it right.
#5 - prizz (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
can someone explain why you need gym badges for certain levels to obey
#8 to #5 - unimaginative (09/30/2013) [-]
The Badges or number of Badges the player has affects their Pokémon's behavior. Usually the level at which Pokémon will obey the player up to is increased every second Badge. While Pokémon usually obey their Trainers, they may disobey their Trainer if they do not respect them. This respect can be earned by obtaining more Badges

In Pokémon - I Choose You!, Ash's Pikachu was initially very hostile towards him due to having no respect for a beginning Trainer. It wasn't until Ash protected Pikachu from a flock of Spearow that he finally respected and listened to Ash.

"Ash's Charizard refusing to battle"
User avatar #26 - McorncakeM (09/30/2013) [-]
That explains how you can store pokemon in the PC, because when they're in a pokeball, they're just data
#2 - witislimited (09/30/2013) [-]
I wonder how much code and processing power these 						*******					 things have if they could find, recognize and rewrite code responsible for docility and obedience. 						*******					 awesome.   
   
Thanks, unimaginative.
I wonder how much code and processing power these ******* things have if they could find, recognize and rewrite code responsible for docility and obedience. ******* awesome.

Thanks, unimaginative.
User avatar #69 - wesleyhathaway (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think how ditto came to be was a defective pokeball
User avatar #70 - phoenixdowner ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
BRB gonna torrent me some Arceus's
#45 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Or it could end up like this without a proper code...
couldn't find a bigger pic, sorry
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A problem with this theory: In the pokemon manga, Pokemon Special, the poke balls of different characters are broken at different times while the pokemon are still inside. For example, Giovanni breaks the pokeballs containing all of Red's pokemon while they are still inside during their last battle of the original story arc.
#36 - duskmane (10/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The problem I find with this is that code is fallible. And hardware can be exploited.
Were someone to put the time in, they could reverse whatever encryption prevented a previously captured pokemon from being captured by someone else, making pokemon theft possible.
#25 - asmathiel (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But... What about this little guy?
But... What about this little guy?
#30 to #25 - patofeliz (09/30/2013) [-]
he's the horrible oozing crime against nature blob of organs
#44 - ragingflamingos (10/01/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is I could theoretically code an army of mewtwos?
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