Moon Jokes. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere. Source: Twitter. f John iv Apparently Nei
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Moon Jokes

Moon Jokes. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere. Source: Twitter. f John iv Apparently Nei

Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

Source: Twitter

f John iv
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell
mcknny jokes about the Moon, and follow
them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be
there." #awesome
In Reply " Hammad A Favorita
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Submitted: 09/29/2013
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#6 - urumasi (09/29/2013) [-]
O
NO
U
DIDN'T
I KEEL YOU
User avatar #17 to #6 - stillnotbob ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Anyone in this thread play Apollo add me on steam: Susanne The Black Man
User avatar #18 to #17 - stillnotbob ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
*Moonbase Alpha, my bad
User avatar #34 to #6 - seanelius (09/30/2013) [-]
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time for some jumprope!
User avatar #12 to #6 - theyellowbandito (09/30/2013) [-]
aeiou
#1 - octaviano (09/29/2013) [-]
I felt pretty light-headed there, but I had to get back to the ground sooner or later.   
   
I almost forgot my mate up on the moon, he made me apollogise.   
   
Thank god I didn't forget my iPod, or else I wouldn't have gotten the chance to listen to   'Billie Jean' when walking outside.
I felt pretty light-headed there, but I had to get back to the ground sooner or later.

I almost forgot my mate up on the moon, he made me apollogise.

Thank god I didn't forget my iPod, or else I wouldn't have gotten the chance to listen to 'Billie Jean' when walking outside.
User avatar #7 to #1 - wittypotato (09/29/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
#41 to #7 - octaviano (09/30/2013) [-]
>light-headed should be understandable.   
>Apollo went to the moon.   
>Billie Jean is the first song Michael Jackson did the moonwalk
>light-headed should be understandable.
>Apollo went to the moon.
>Billie Jean is the first song Michael Jackson did the moonwalk
User avatar #9 to #1 - schmuxy (09/29/2013) [-]
I do not understand you gif.
#11 to #9 - greenshady (09/29/2013) [-]
It's a show from RWBY by RoosterTeeth. one of the main characters is called Weiss, while the red one in the gif is called Ruby. Weiss so far has been quite cold towards Ruby's childish behavior and always scolds her as a result. hence in the gif Ruby is making puns of Weiss's name.
User avatar #22 to #9 - SubjectThree (09/30/2013) [-]
Ah, I guess you had to be there.
User avatar #40 to #9 - octaviano (09/30/2013) [-]
Puns about a person called 'Weiss Schnee'.
You could categorize her as a tsundere, so you understand....
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#26 - popesoybean (09/30/2013) [-]
Tfw you will never leave the atmosphere
#27 to #26 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Just for that, I'm going to go leave the atmosphere.
User avatar #36 to #26 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
With the rate that technology is advancing right now, I would guess that anyone will be able to afford to go on vacation in orbit for a couple of days before I die of old age. That's assuming that the human race doesn't kill it's self off first.
User avatar #30 to #26 - capslockrage (09/30/2013) [-]
ACTUALLY, in 2014 virgin galactic will be doing commercial flights out of the atmosphere in a shuttle, and anyone can buy a ticket.

But you better start saving, because a ticket is $250,000
#32 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
mfw ill never do anything in life
mfw ill never do anything in life
User avatar #33 to #32 - catburglarpenis (09/30/2013) [-]
Then do sumfin fgt
User avatar #37 to #32 - djflutterpony (09/30/2013) [-]
Do eet then!!!!
#38 to #32 - arreatface ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
When you will finish to **** , film yourself easting you own **** and post it on the internet.
> ??
>Profit.
#42 to #38 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll go on to sell propane and propane accessories. Soon the whole world shall start buying it, and I will turn into Hank Hill.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
User avatar #39 to #38 - arreatface ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
eating*
User avatar #19 - darkangeloffire (09/30/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he had complete lunacy
User avatar #20 to #19 - SubjectThree (09/30/2013) [-]
You just went over to the dark side.
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User avatar #15 - ilovetexas (09/30/2013) [-]
description. ***** did you just
User avatar #35 to #15 - lurifax (09/30/2013) [-]
Just is not a verb

go back to the rotting pits of tumblr
#44 to #43 - lurifax (10/01/2013) [-]
good
good
#14 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
>used to make jokes
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