Meet Mike.. . Meet Mike. Mike can afford an Phone SS, but he gets an Android phone instead, because he' s not a dumbbass,. This is Patrick, he can afford any phone he wants. He doesn't gloat about which one he has because he's not a smug jackass who derives joy from using the produc android ios Apple htc samsung applefag Fandroid iPhone 5s mobile Phone dumbass
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - Hashenmier
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This is Patrick, he can afford any phone he wants. He doesn't gloat about which one he has because he's not a smug jackass who derives joy from using the products of a specific corperation. Instead, his choice of phone is based on the best deals for things like minutes, texts and data to best suit his needs regardless of whether apple, google or another company produce the phone he will purchase.

Don't be a smug jackass. Be like Patrick
#62 to #4 - hopskotch
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My name is Apple. I have similar specs to everything else on the current market, but I'm going to charge you twice as much.

But don't worry, you won't get a virus, because no one pays attention to me.
#17 to #4 - anon id: 69364e1b
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>implying apple has any good deals.

Be more butthurt.
User avatar #116 to #4 - locreed
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I'd rather start livin' like Larry.
User avatar #140 to #4 - animedudej
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i owned a iphone 3gs... it broke after a couple years and i got a Galaxy S3 for my birthday

i enjoyed both phones though both of course have their drawbacks ^_^
#143 to #4 - thighhighkneesocks
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I love Patrick.
I love Patrick.
User avatar #189 to #4 - metallicamyach
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^thats the kind of post that either gets 100+ thumbs or 100- thumbs
#208 to #4 - yuukoku
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Let's see...   
   
Oh, yes! This comment is real ******* good. Real ******* good. This is a ******* nice comment, bro. You can make a lot of thumbs from this comment.
Let's see...

Oh, yes! This comment is real ******* good. Real ******* good. This is a ******* nice comment, bro. You can make a lot of thumbs from this comment.
User avatar #265 to #4 - thatevanguy
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This...this comment...I may copy this for future use when these losers keep beating this dead horse into oblivion. May I?
User avatar #283 to #265 - Hashenmier
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you may
#81 to #4 - newdevyx
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this is incredibly relevant for that comment.
this is incredibly relevant for that comment.
#7 to #4 - rapsuskiller
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I love you for this comment
I love you for this comment
#138 to #4 - thighhighkneesocks
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"Patrick, you're a genius!"
"Yeah I get called that a lot."
"what, a genius?"
"No, Patrick."

#15 - cwilkens
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iPhone's are loved by nearly every generic person   
Droids are loved by everyone who has common sense   
And Windows 8 phones are loved by only me
iPhone's are loved by nearly every generic person
Droids are loved by everyone who has common sense
And Windows 8 phones are loved by only me
User avatar #44 to #15 - lolzordz
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i think youre generic for thinking all generic people have iphones
User avatar #53 to #15 - aherorising
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how do WP compare to android? I've had battery issues with my htc and thereafter android.

After I had to send the htc in for the 7th time for repairs, they offered me a swap model. got a galaxy s2, which gets 55 degrees while charging. must've been repaired 3 times now too or something
#58 to #53 - cwilkens
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Well one thing with my Droid was that it was mainly slow. That was my biggest problem. Sometimes it would freeze and I'd have to take the battery out and then plug it back in. It got hot after like 3 minutes of facebook. The camera was decent. Back to the slow problem, I would have trouble going from one side to another. or whatever you call it. When you swipe from left to right, or vice versa. The battery took a while to charge, and then it wouldn't last long at all. I'd text maybe once or twice during the school day and by the time I got out it'd be at around 30%. Over all, 4/10.   
   
Now my Nokia Lumia 920. Fantastic phone. I got it for free with a 2 year plan, which is ******* awesome. It's fast, I've only had 1 lag out and that's because I had it set up to where I got facebook messages as texts and my buddy sent me around 400 at once. I don't think any phone could handle that. The camera records videos in 1020. It comes with a good amount of storage. I don't know the specs so I won't go into that. You can connect your xbox account to your phone so you can tell which friends are online. Some games (like the sims) you can get on your phone and they give you achievements. Not a lot, but it's something. The layout is nice. It's basic, but I don't want no complicated **** on it. Haven't had a heating problem yet, which is good. If you have kids, or young cousins or something who like playing with phones, they have a "kids corner" where you can set it up so it says their name and they can play apps or whatever you set it to, so they can't **** up the phone. Overall, 9/10. I wanted Vine and Snapchat (Snapchat for the girlfriend) but I just use the front camera and send photos to my bitch. So, next phone you get, I recommend a Windows 8 phone. Sorry for long rant. But I love my phone ;D
Well one thing with my Droid was that it was mainly slow. That was my biggest problem. Sometimes it would freeze and I'd have to take the battery out and then plug it back in. It got hot after like 3 minutes of facebook. The camera was decent. Back to the slow problem, I would have trouble going from one side to another. or whatever you call it. When you swipe from left to right, or vice versa. The battery took a while to charge, and then it wouldn't last long at all. I'd text maybe once or twice during the school day and by the time I got out it'd be at around 30%. Over all, 4/10.

Now my Nokia Lumia 920. Fantastic phone. I got it for free with a 2 year plan, which is ******* awesome. It's fast, I've only had 1 lag out and that's because I had it set up to where I got facebook messages as texts and my buddy sent me around 400 at once. I don't think any phone could handle that. The camera records videos in 1020. It comes with a good amount of storage. I don't know the specs so I won't go into that. You can connect your xbox account to your phone so you can tell which friends are online. Some games (like the sims) you can get on your phone and they give you achievements. Not a lot, but it's something. The layout is nice. It's basic, but I don't want no complicated **** on it. Haven't had a heating problem yet, which is good. If you have kids, or young cousins or something who like playing with phones, they have a "kids corner" where you can set it up so it says their name and they can play apps or whatever you set it to, so they can't **** up the phone. Overall, 9/10. I wanted Vine and Snapchat (Snapchat for the girlfriend) but I just use the front camera and send photos to my bitch. So, next phone you get, I recommend a Windows 8 phone. Sorry for long rant. But I love my phone ;D
#71 to #58 - aherorising
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on the contrary, I'll thank you for the in-depth discussion on the model. I do will look at the specs. The problem I have is, though I love android as an operating system, I just can't handle the companies like samsung and htc. it appears as if both only go for pure processing power and resolution, and don't really invest in battery duration, endurableness, and I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't bother "repairing" my phone because every time I'd get it back it would be malfunctioning after a week or 2 again. so now I'm considering maybe a nexus or indeed a WP phone.

please accept this simplistic wallpaper as my thanks
User avatar #86 to #15 - newdevyx
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Nokia's windows phones are pretty good too. not expensive and as good as other windows phones. I would buy one if i could afford one, but no job instead i get something ******. I don't know should we call Nokia's phones Microsoft's phones nowadays since Microsoft bought Nokia. That wasn't very good deal.
#88 to #15 - bummerdrummer
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Buying the windows 7 phone was a huge mistake. sure the battery life is nice, and live tiles are cool, but every cool new app thats come out in the last two years, i cant get. just some ******** seseme street rip off

oh you want instagram? how about InstaCam!

oh you want SnapChat? how about TempPic?

oh you want Twitch.Tv? nope

oh you want Pandora? Nope

oh you want the GTA5 app? nope

oh you want the WeedMaps app? nope

I love everything else about the phone but the apps are too lacking.
User avatar #146 to #88 - crimsontyyde
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There is no GTA app for android either.
User avatar #135 to #15 - thalfak
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Windows 8 is good... ..
For Tablets
#155 to #15 - dragondust
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And Trevor
And Trevor
#159 to #15 - killerrook
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The thing is, I actually owned a droid phone for a year. It was my first one and I was only moderately satisfied. It froze, crashed, failed to start up, etc. When I graduated, I was given an iPhone 5S as a gift. The thing is, I'm actually happy with it. It's reliable, the apps that I used on the android work faster, and it just seems nice. I don't think that my phone is better than any other, and I don't think that I am a more important individual for owning one. But to me, it seems more logical to own something that makes me happy. But hey, that's just my opinion.
User avatar #231 to #15 - nightlynutria
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And me
#18 to #15 - respirator
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You're not alone! Windows 8 is the best. Nokia is #1 in customer satisfaction and the phones are ******* tanks. Not to mention Nokia has the smartphone with the best camera available, the 1020 is groundbreaking and the 1520 is on the horizon. If you want a reliable, reasonably priced and easy to use phone that doesn't glitch at all, Wp8 all day.
User avatar #26 to #18 - mjdjoy
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I have the same phone and I like it, except that it hardly has any good apps, so its a tad slim on entertainment .
User avatar #28 to #26 - respirator
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Other than the multitude of camera apps that allow amazing pictures to be taken with ease, there's a multitude of Xbox games as well as free third party versions of 90% of popular apps on ios and Droid. Entertainmentwise? Get the Nokia music pass and have infinite music! Or try out the handful of Windows phone exclusive app and games. I've got high-res racing games, jetpack joyride, multiple logo quizzes, zombie games, rpgs, tetris and solitaire. Step up ya windows phone games son!
User avatar #87 to #28 - bighairyfart
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You sound like you work for Microsoft
User avatar #191 to #28 - nandaaz
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I have a windows phone, but it has the crappiest camera ever... It can't focus AT ALL, when I change settings I barely see any changes, and when I try to take a picture of a spider on a wall for example, the spider just disappears on the picture....

Also, there are a lot of apps that I really need that just don't exist for WP, I can't block my number, there is NO blacklist that will stop random numbers from calling me, a lot of really fun games that all of my friends play just don't exist for WP, and I get frequent errors, especially when using the internet....
User avatar #51 to #28 - cwilkens
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Agreed. Only problem I have with it is that it doesn't have Vine or Snapchat. But I got the Sims for free on it and I love it. The camera is phenomenal, the phone is fast, battery life is OP. I'm loving it mayne.
User avatar #19 to #18 - cwilkens
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I love you.
I had a Droid x2 and it overheated all the time, was slow as tits, could barely handle facebook. Just awful. I just changed to a Nokia Lumia 920 like 20 days ago and so far I love it to the ends of god's green earth.
User avatar #21 to #19 - respirator
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And I love you, random citizen!
I had an HTC rhyme and it restarted itself all the time and eventually refused to turn on, But I also had an HTC Trophy, which was a windows 7.5 phone, and It outlasted the rhyme with ease, so htc was in no way the problem, Microsoft knows what the **** they are doing when it comes to software.
User avatar #74 to #18 - theprocrastibator
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The phones aren't ******* tanks...I have a 920 with a case and I dropped it ONCE. Now I have a cracked screen and two lines of dead pixels.
User avatar #293 to #74 - respirator
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Bad luck and a ****** case bro. I've got the less expensive 822 and an otterbox that cost 30$. Without the case on yesterday it fell off my roof and landed in gravelly bark mulch and no problems at all. The phones ARE tanks. If you had dropped an iphone from the same height it would be unusable.
#77 to #74 - theprocrastibator
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pic related
User avatar #137 to #77 - achimp
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You need a better case. The one i have is comparable to an otterbox, but I had to get it for $20 on ebay. Those flexible plastic cases aren't going to do anything.
And if that was an iPhone the entire hting would be cracked.
#225 to #137 - theprocrastibator
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My case cost $30. It's speck or something.
User avatar #54 to #15 - arxfj
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I had a windows phone for about 1 year and I loved it. but i went to android since there were no good apps for windows : /
User avatar #60 to #54 - cwilkens
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It has some decent apps. Not a lot, I admit. But I use my phone for mainly texting my girlfriend, and facebook. I'm at home usually so I don't really need to many apps.
User avatar #134 to #15 - achimp
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Windows phone all the way.
User avatar #145 to #15 - crimsontyyde
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Dude, the windows phone is sick, yeah.
User avatar #42 - chiktikkavaspaus
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I prefer iPhones. I just like the layout and design. Partially why I like it is because it's simple. I'm not one of those people who shells out $600 every 6 months because they haven't gotten their upgrade discount just to get the new S model, I'm fine with my iPhone 4 until it's time to upgrade. Only reason I'm actually upgrading is because I dropped my phone in water and I'd rather upgrade than repair it. (Still works, just no wi-fi or facetime).

Want an iPhone? Buy one.
Want a Droid? Buy one.
Want a Nokia? Buy one and conquer the world.
#232 to #42 - vahid
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What many, way too many people fail to realize is how much an Iphone is really worth. You buy a Iphone 4s for about 600 bucks or less and you can sell it for half of that or even more! Iphones do not really depreciate at all. You pay a lot up front, yes, but what do you get for that money? One of the best phones on the market aswell as a solid money maker if you want to switch or upgrade to a newer Phone.

Just to put it in a perspective, a used Iphone 4s nets you a used Galaxy S4.

Think about that for a minute.
User avatar #287 to #42 - insaneguy
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You need to login to view this link

ACTUAL phone waterproofing services.
User avatar #197 to #42 - tekoronia
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Thank you for saying this! I totally agree with you on the design, and I'm getting a new iphone when the new ones are out in my country (haven't decided if I want 5c or 5s). My old one is an almost 4 year old iphone 3gs where the only button that works is the home button.
#89 to #42 - dixten
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Don't worry, once you upgrade, your new iPhone will be waterproof!
User avatar #76 to #42 - bitofacunt
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Take it that you didnt get the new iOS7 update then, otherwise your phone would have been fine
User avatar #292 to #76 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Oh wow, I'm retarded. I only now realized you were referencing the "waterproof" update...
User avatar #282 to #76 - chiktikkavaspaus
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I did get iOS 7, but it didn't fix anything with my wifi or facetime.
User avatar #79 - douevensax
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But can his droid?:

>Survive at the bottom of the river
>Stay strong after a 200-foot fall
>Be microwaved to recharge it's battery

I think not.
#96 to #79 - jizzonmypants
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ios 7 waterproof master race
#195 to #79 - anon id: e16e5a06
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My droid is waterproof
#241 to #79 - anon id: cb095812
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I'm pretty sure there's an app for all that...
User avatar #68 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Lol but then he can´t get update that will make his phone waterproof


what a baka
#178 to #68 - miscarriage
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#113 - slowbroking
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It's just a phone. Honestly, you all complain about other people's taste in music, television, movies, websites, gaming systems, and now ******* cell phones. No one is forcing you to buy it. I prefer Androids as well but I don't call people who get an Iphone stupid. You have the right to question what people like, why they like it, and tell them your opinions but insulting them does nothing but make you seem like a great big bag of dicks. Different people have different tastes when it comes to everything. Live with it.
User avatar #174 to #113 - jalthelas
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Finally, somebody with a neutral opinion.
I currently have an iPhone 5, but I've owned numerous Android phones in the past.
I don't ever insult or judge people based on their personal tastes.
I don't even see why that's necessary to do.
My friend has the HTC One, and it's ******* awesome, and he thinks the same about my phone. I guess some people just need something to complain about in their lives, which is truly a sad thing.

User avatar #227 to #174 - ratchetmiles
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I kinda like iPhone for it's simplicity, but see the reasons to pick Android, I use both OSs daily.
User avatar #200 to #174 - slowbroking
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Honestly, most of FJ hates IPhones because they simply hate whatever is popular without ever giving it a chance.
#94 - CollinTB
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>People pretending they're avoiding bandwagons by jumping on a "hate this bandwagon" bandwagon.
>People pretending they're avoiding bandwagons by jumping on a "hate this bandwagon" bandwagon.
#243 to #94 - scorpiom
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wat
#110 - brettyoke
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Congradulations for having a different opinion than me, I guess.
#117 to #110 - catburglarpenis
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User avatar #120 to #117 - brettyoke
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Forgive me for my typo, it must have really ruined your entire day. I hope you can make it through this difficult trial in your life?
#124 to #120 - catburglarpenis
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I might. Give me some time...
#20 - kuroking
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same thing with beats headphones
User avatar #73 to #20 - crazymero
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i really love my beats,i think they sound awesome,i really hate when people stare or talk trash because they're expensive,i bought them with my own money,not my parents money,why would anyone care for my choices in any kind of products if i bought them with my own money?
User avatar #80 to #73 - seriouslyblack
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the problem is you could've gotten other headphones with similar quality for litterally $100 less
User avatar #78 to #73 - theprocrastibator
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The problem isn't that you bought them, the problem is that they charge way too much for what they offer.
User avatar #82 to #73 - rmoran
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They're basically Alienware for audio.
Pretty good, but you can get better for less.
#83 to #20 - sylaz
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Not the same thing, Cause Beats are a pure rip off.
You can get SRSLY better sound, for the same amount of money!
User avatar #281 to #83 - crimsontyyde
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For less, actually. You can get some with way better quality for 1-200 bucks.
User avatar #148 to #20 - crimsontyyde
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See, the only thing about beats, yeah they beat average headphones, but they are not worth the amount you pay. You're wasting money on them just for looks half the time, because, frankly, there are a lot better headphones out there for a lot less. The most expensive beats are, what, 600 bucks? I'd price them at 250, max.
#160 to #148 - superzaropp
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Spending money on looks is supposed to be a waste in this day and age? Can you look me in the eye I know you can't over the internet and tell me that you dont spend on money on for example clothes that look decent but cost a bit more, jeans that do not lose their colour in half a month, hair wax, shampoo, home decorations and so on? People who wear headphones outside buy Beats for much the same reason as people spend a few extra bucks on clothes that they think look nice. Whether they do look nice is obviously debatable but thats beside the point.
User avatar #161 to #160 - crimsontyyde
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There's a difference between a little less, and four-hundred dollars too much. I'm not saying you're wrong for spending it, but you're ripping yourself off, still. It is not worth near what you pay for, like it or not that's true. No one is saying you can't buy them.
User avatar #92 to #20 - lordfluffs
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Sennheiser for the win
#32 - damneegerguys
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ITT: Hipster faggots that think they're edgy for not buying Iphones
#70 to #32 - anon id: 5ac3797e
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Buy an iphone.. hipster.. don't buy an iphone.. hipster.. i really think it's impossible not to be a hipster in this day and age.
#114 to #70 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Buy whatever you find more suitable to your needs, don't do it to be mainstream, don't do it to be edgy, don't do it to be nostalgic, screw what others use or don't use, screw what others think of it.
#123 to #114 - anon id: 5ac3797e
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Even that definition of what to do can still be hipster esk, I know so many people that don't do anything like that but would be called a hipster just by what the wear or dress even if they like it.
#127 to #123 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Sorry if I didn't make it clear. Buy whatever you find more suitable to your needs, if anyone thinks wrong of you for having a mind of your own, screw them too.
#184 to #70 - dross
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JOKES ON YOU!   
   
I got no phone. Not even kidding. Every time I buy one it costs £15 and I always end up destroying it at work by accident.
JOKES ON YOU!

I got no phone. Not even kidding. Every time I buy one it costs £15 and I always end up destroying it at work by accident.
User avatar #181 to #70 - arstya
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I'm not a hipster. It's too mainstream.

Wait...****!
User avatar #152 to #70 - hotschurl
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Buy the phone you like most and dont run around telling everyone how awesome your phone is and how bad the phones of the other companies are. Bam, not a ******* hipster faggot.
User avatar #141 to #70 - fargtwo
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When everyone is hipsters, no one will be.
User avatar #112 to #70 - admiralen
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its mainstream to be a hipster, wrap your head around that