Meet Mike.. . Meet Mike. Mike can afford an Phone SS, but he gets an Android phone instead, because he' s not a dumbbass,. This is Patrick, he can afford any phone he wants. He doesn't gloat about which one he has because he's not a smug jackass who derives joy from using the produc
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Meet Mike.

Meet Mike.
Mike can afford an Phone SS,
but he gets an Android phone instead,
because he' s not a
dumbbass,
...
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Submitted: 09/29/2013
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#4 - Hashenmier (09/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This is Patrick, he can afford any phone he wants. He doesn't gloat about which one he has because he's not a smug jackass who derives joy from using the products of a specific corperation. Instead, his choice of phone is based on the best deals for things like minutes, texts and data to best suit his needs regardless of whether apple, google or another company produce the phone he will purchase.

Don't be a smug jackass. Be like Patrick
#15 - cwilkens (09/29/2013) [+] (28 replies)
iPhone's are loved by nearly every generic person   
Droids are loved by everyone who has common sense   
And Windows 8 phones are loved by only me
iPhone's are loved by nearly every generic person
Droids are loved by everyone who has common sense
And Windows 8 phones are loved by only me
User avatar #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I prefer iPhones. I just like the layout and design. Partially why I like it is because it's simple. I'm not one of those people who shells out $600 every 6 months because they haven't gotten their upgrade discount just to get the new S model, I'm fine with my iPhone 4 until it's time to upgrade. Only reason I'm actually upgrading is because I dropped my phone in water and I'd rather upgrade than repair it. (Still works, just no wi-fi or facetime).

Want an iPhone? Buy one.
Want a Droid? Buy one.
Want a Nokia? Buy one and conquer the world.
User avatar #79 - douevensax (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But can his droid?:

>Survive at the bottom of the river
>Stay strong after a 200-foot fall
>Be microwaved to recharge it's battery

I think not.
User avatar #68 - lawander **User deleted account** (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lol but then he can´t get update that will make his phone waterproof


what a baka
#113 - slowbroking (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's just a phone. Honestly, you all complain about other people's taste in music, television, movies, websites, gaming systems, and now ******* cell phones. No one is forcing you to buy it. I prefer Androids as well but I don't call people who get an Iphone stupid. You have the right to question what people like, why they like it, and tell them your opinions but insulting them does nothing but make you seem like a great big bag of dicks. Different people have different tastes when it comes to everything. Live with it.
#94 - CollinTB (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>People pretending they're avoiding bandwagons by jumping on a "hate this bandwagon" bandwagon.
>People pretending they're avoiding bandwagons by jumping on a "hate this bandwagon" bandwagon.
#110 - brettyoke ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Congradulations for having a different opinion than me, I guess.
#20 - kuroking (09/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
same thing with beats headphones
#32 - damneegerguys (09/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
ITT: Hipster faggots that think they're edgy for not buying Iphones
#239 - ochsderp (09/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**ochsderp rolls 77** Dubs and I get an iPhone.
#109 - thissitesgay (09/29/2013) [-]
All these people talking about their smart phones... and I'm excited that my phone has a full keypad.
User avatar #136 - thelemonyorangehd (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I only got my iPhone so I could use it's new water proof features in iOS 7! Joking, I can't even aford an iPhone
User avatar #107 - xdeathspawnx (09/29/2013) [-]
Honestly you android users who bitch about iphones all day are just as anoying as the apple fanboys.
User avatar #3 - teleamachus ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's probably why he can afford an iPhone.
User avatar #125 - iliekcereal (09/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I have an Android, and I also have an iPod. Honestly, there are some characteristics I like more about each.

iPod
-Better music player, no split-second break between songs
-Better layout (music, photos, etc)
-Battery life seems to be slightly better

Android
-Faster internet, imo
-Doesn't need to be on wifi for internet (although iPhones probably don't either)
-Doesn't need to be connected to computer for updates
-Updates don't take all god damn day
-Literally took less than a minute for me to add 2 cds to my Android yesterday. Could have taken up to half an hour on my iPod
-PRICE. I have an Android 2 (might be 3, don't remember. But it's an older model for sure). Only cost me $120 bucks, brand new + 16 gig sim card. Still, for something that is both my phone and my mP3 player, that's amazing. And as far as I can tell, there doesn't seem to be any reason to upgrade.

So I prefer Android.
User avatar #264 - kaycie (09/30/2013) [-]
droid master race
#34 - intrepidy ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have a Windows phone but **** me there is no apps for it. And the apps they do have are ****** , featureless and poorly coded. I don't want a Galaxy because i just find the whole phone and UI to be ugly. I want the complete app experience too...that's iOS for the forcible future.
#37 to #36 - mattmanhemi (09/29/2013) [-]
its definitely not the best, they are all different in different ways. if you dont like the hardware or software, look at the htc one or moto x. even check out the lg g2
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I like mike
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