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#14 - coolmcbob (09/29/2013) [-]
There was this one moment in Skyrim that I just love. I believe it was in the theives guild quest line and you need to go through a cave to get to the meadery or something.   
   
So there I am walking through the cave (daedric bow, 100 archery, wood elf, sneaking like a pussy) and I was just taking down creatures left and right and really noticed there was a 						****					 ton of skeevers. Like a proverbial 						********					. However after just slapping them with a one hit kill with daedric daggers and there was just a mass of dead skeevers littering the ground this dude just rushes up to me and tries to shank my ass, but in turn it was he who was shanked.   
   
So I keep rummaging around the cave and I come across the journal of the crazed wild shanker. It was a story of betrayal and revenge, how he had stowed away in this cave for 10 years training the skeevers to be his minions, his plan was almost complete and he was about to exact his revenge any week now.   
And all of that, 10 years of brooding, planning, and waiting, all ruined because some 						******					 waltz's into a cave and mercilessly slaughters everything in site.   
I honestly felt bad afterwards.
There was this one moment in Skyrim that I just love. I believe it was in the theives guild quest line and you need to go through a cave to get to the meadery or something.

So there I am walking through the cave (daedric bow, 100 archery, wood elf, sneaking like a pussy) and I was just taking down creatures left and right and really noticed there was a **** ton of skeevers. Like a proverbial ******** . However after just slapping them with a one hit kill with daedric daggers and there was just a mass of dead skeevers littering the ground this dude just rushes up to me and tries to shank my ass, but in turn it was he who was shanked.

So I keep rummaging around the cave and I come across the journal of the crazed wild shanker. It was a story of betrayal and revenge, how he had stowed away in this cave for 10 years training the skeevers to be his minions, his plan was almost complete and he was about to exact his revenge any week now.
And all of that, 10 years of brooding, planning, and waiting, all ruined because some ****** waltz's into a cave and mercilessly slaughters everything in site.
I honestly felt bad afterwards.
User avatar #179 to #14 - robotvoice (09/29/2013) [-]
he was an insane wizard training skeevers to attack whiterun.
he mage raped me ass on my first play through.
User avatar #139 to #14 - slimtotheshady (09/29/2013) [-]
So, is the .gif revlevant?
User avatar #178 to #139 - killerliquid (09/29/2013) [-]
You can roll if you sneak, if you have the skill that is.
#72 to #14 - thegazz ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
The journal states that the people of Whiterun will "Get what they deserve", and not in a good way.

So maybe you're better off killing him.
#43 to #14 - anonymous (09/29/2013) [-]
maybe he wasn't a good guy lol I mean what kind of sane person hides in a cave for 10 years and trains skeevers to be minions. Did the book say why he did what he did?
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