Salute to Customer Service. Got the idea from huemynue's Spongebob post. Most of us can relate to this hell. Credit to memegenerator.net.. 5 Minutes before closing time at Coles. "Excuse me do you guys have fresher bread in the back?" "No these are whats left from today's batch.&quot
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Salute to Customer Service

Got the idea from huemynue's Spongebob post.
Most of us can relate to this hell.
Credit to memegenerator.net

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User avatar #2 - tenboxes (09/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I want to get a job at walmart just to be able to say some of these things to ignorant customers
#4 to #2 - legendofbearo ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Retail jobs introduce you to the most incompetent people on the planet, and saying any of those things will get you in trouble in general. Most "customers" will always see themselves as the victim, disregard you trying to help and your life in general, and complain the minute they see show a slip of anger.
#128 - Xavage ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
5 Minutes before closing time at Coles.
"Excuse me do you guys have fresher bread in the back?"
"No these are whats left from today's batch."
"Can you check?"
"I can but there is no more bread in the back, because I packed whatever stock we had out here."
"Just do your job and check for the stock in the back, I know there is fresher bread in the back!"
"I'll go check for you sir."
Walk to office, clock off and went home.
User avatar #26 - Onemanretardpack (09/29/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Walmart worker here. This is my life. Every. Fucking. Day.

Kids destroy everything I worked all day zoning in like five goddamn minutes. Employees are treated like shit by management and customers alike. My store reported over 1.5 million dollars in shrink, and you know what their solution was? Make employees sit by the door and check receipts. Like none of us have anything better to do. I've probably seen my store manager like twice since I've started. How he isn't fired for having an abysmal inventory score is beyond me. I basically run my department after 5, when my dept manager leaves, and I can't fucking order anything, and I can't do any picks after 8 because management are fucking idiots and don't get why we would need our scanners after 8. Customers will NEVER put shit back where they found it, which is a pain in the ass when you have to stock your shelves from the back room like I do. You have to walk ALL THE WAY around just to move one goddamn item, then walk ALL THE WAY back and start stocking just to have another chucklefuck put something back in the wrong place. I get bitched out because apparently I'm lying about not having stuff in the back when I scan it. I've been bitched out in Russian, German, and what I'm sure was Korean. I've been bitched out over something that wasn't even in my department, over not knowing exactly where something is on the other side of the store, for moving stuff around to maximize our space, over fucking everything. I fucking hate this job, I hate my coworkers, I hate management, I hate the customers, and I hate your mother. Fucking dammit, I'm surprised my hair isn't falling out yet.

/rant
User avatar #8 - thedarkestrogue (09/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Oh dear fucking god. i used to work at target.
-9:45, closing in 15 minutes
-bus pulls up filled with people
-motherfucking ASIAN INVASION
-they all swarm to my section, electronics.
-end of the day and our sale on iPad is "still going" but we're sold out.
-12 different people ask if we have ipads, one after the other.
-they buy at least $5,000 worth of tech between the lot of them.
-they all get incredibly fucking impatient as i ring up each and every person
-im alone in the section doing all the work and they're pissed at me for trying to help them.
-They leave, its fucking 9:55
-some roided asshole comes in and wants to buy a radio/ipod player
-starts writing a check and then mumbles under his breath that I'm a "loser four eyes little prick"
-I close the register and walk to the staff room to clock out, without helping him.
-I tell my manager he was an asshole and go home.
-come back the next day and found out he flipped out and got arrested.
#36 - anonymous (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
im 21, im at store manager in a super market.
every single fucking day.. I allow my staff to talk to the customers as they please. If the customers is rude, my staff is rude..

simple as that..
#25 - mericabitches (09/29/2013) [+] (18 replies)
OMFG. SHUT UP!!!!

If retail was hard your average idiot with a High School Education wouldn't be over qualified.

You complainers remember that one customer a day who gave you trouble but forget the dozens or even hundreds who came in, purchased what they wanted, and left the store.

Guess what? If every customer was low maintenance and knew what they wanted then you complainers would be out of a job. If you hate people then quit.

Instead all we hear about is how "I lost my faith in Humanity because a customer asked me where the toasters were in a snotty tone #oppressed."
User avatar #46 to #33 - Onemanretardpack (09/29/2013) [-]
So basically you had the easiest job in retail (that actually isn't a retail job), and think you can talk down to me? Fuck you dude, seriously. Go be a CSM or sales associate for a while and then talk to me
#286 - mattdoggy (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be ending an 8 hour shift   
>it was the first of the month and it had been a crazy day   
>i am asked to go check the bathrooms before i can leave   
>i see the mens rooms floor is clean and think i can go home, until i see it...   
>the toilet   
>it is full of crap   
>not like a log or two, but like two dozen full sized turds that could knock a buzzard off a carcass at a hundred yards   
>i try to flush again and again in vain    
>i had to do it...   
>i fish every.single.turd. out of the toilet by hand   
>at the end of the mud rainbow i found the cause of my woes    
>a box of chicken   
>some sorry individual had took a box of chicken into the bathroom, ate  some of it, and tried to flush the rest still in the box down the toilet whole   
>i had fish it out and write a small report on it   
>my managers all laugh and tell me their horrible stories of doing almost the same things   
>people ask me "do you ever get frustrated with your customers?"   
>gif related
>be ending an 8 hour shift
>it was the first of the month and it had been a crazy day
>i am asked to go check the bathrooms before i can leave
>i see the mens rooms floor is clean and think i can go home, until i see it...
>the toilet
>it is full of crap
>not like a log or two, but like two dozen full sized turds that could knock a buzzard off a carcass at a hundred yards
>i try to flush again and again in vain
>i had to do it...
>i fish every.single.turd. out of the toilet by hand
>at the end of the mud rainbow i found the cause of my woes
>a box of chicken
>some sorry individual had took a box of chicken into the bathroom, ate some of it, and tried to flush the rest still in the box down the toilet whole
>i had fish it out and write a small report on it
>my managers all laugh and tell me their horrible stories of doing almost the same things
>people ask me "do you ever get frustrated with your customers?"
>gif related
User avatar #231 - vilememory (09/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
TRUE TALES OF CASHIERING

Working in home improvement store, the one with the red vests. Stuck out in garden, hate garden department. I have allergies, slowest fucking customers out here. Mostly elderly people always in a rush yet write checks like they are chiseling it into stone. One customer worst than all the others. Ancient evil old hag, always demanding items at clearance prices. Plants not even off the truck she is screaming she wants for clearance prices. Ends up returning everything dead, blames us for her inability to keep plants alive.

She loves to cut in line, her go to tactic is to bully people into letting her cut. She loved to scream about how old she was how she didn't have time to wait in line. She could die in this line then how would you bastards feel. Really bad day, not wanting to deal with her shit. She is using the usual tactic saying she could die in the next minute. Didn't your mothers raise you right blah blah blah. She drops her shit on the counter and glares at me. I stare back at her doing nothing. She asks me what the Hell I am waiting for. I say a minute. She starts turning bright red, twitching, I think she is going to have a stroke. Ancient bitch gathers her shit up and storms off to the front of the store. Never hear from her again or from management, other customers wait around to defend me from manager that never comes.
#16 - Lintutu (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Checking for counterfeit   
>"I just made it this morning!"   
   
everytime
>Checking for counterfeit
>"I just made it this morning!"

everytime
User avatar #7 - atomicsnowball (09/29/2013) [-]
My favorite is
"How can you be sold out. Aren't you suppose to always have at least one in stock?"

I am so glad I'm not in retail anymore.
#245 - songemot (09/29/2013) [-]
"I KNOW YOU HAVE THIS ITEM! MY MOTHER SAID SHE BOUGHT IT AT ANOTHER WALMART JUST A FEW YEARS AGO!"
#232 - harbingerwolf (09/29/2013) [-]
This has worked too often though, been in electronic shops and asked for a game, "no sorry we have never stocked that" ask someone else, "here you go sir its right here".
#134 - mookiez (09/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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I get idiots doing construction as well.
Building deck, got about 5 feet of 5 quarter board down ( flooring) homeowner which is drunk comes out and lays on this little section of decking, nail guns and saws going. He gives no fucks. Wife bitches for him to come back in. Next day he wanted to show me a gun, comes out and points it at me, it was fully loaded. He was still drunk. I really hated this guy.
Another home owner came out and told me about how he was fucking his wife and could not climax. I'm sitting there like what?
Some people bitch about us making the job ugly not realizing it has to get ugly before we get it nice.
Some people bitch about stupid things. But they don't tell us, the ones who is building this shit, they tell my boss who just tells us. He then tells the home owner to take it up with us, not him. He just arranges the jobs.
Homeowner is out of town, neighbor comes over and tells us to leave even though the home owner said we could work there even though they were out of town. They even give us a key to get inside to store our tools and use their bathroom. Neighbor calls cops like an asshole and then we call the homeowner to fix this asshole's problem.
Picture related, a current deck that is being built. there is stupid people everywhere.
#266 - thelastelephant ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I worked at Safeway for four months. We're always open. Always.
I worked at Safeway for four months. We're always open. Always.
#296 - bloodflowers (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm enjoying the retail stuff on the front page recently. Makes me remember how much I hate my life
#120 - doktorpaj (09/29/2013) [-]
HFW working there.
#21 - icedragon (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hate people who get like $400 worth of food and then after its on the belt and i start they be like "you need to stop at $126.67 thats all i have on stamps"
I hate people who get like $400 worth of food and then after its on the belt and i start they be like "you need to stop at $126.67 thats all i have on stamps"
#169 - FREDtheFISH (09/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Can I get a Thai Chi Latte?"


I gotta admit, working at starbucks isn't the best job, but it beats my old job in department store retail. Less coupons and less curry cunt indofags to get down on your knees for.

Working in food has only made me extremely fatcist.

#443 - huewut (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Item doesn't scan   
>"Must be free lolol!"   
>mfw
>Item doesn't scan
>"Must be free lolol!"
>mfw
#193 - shmikechm ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wanna go back in time and find the person that coined the term "The Customer is Always Right" and bring them into the hell of a future they created.
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