The perfect guide to arguments. Seriously, am I the only one who seems to encounter %90 of arguments boiling down to this? P.S. sorry that you probably have to  Arguments in a nutshell
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The perfect guide to arguments

 
The perfect guide to arguments. Seriously, am I the only one who seems to encounter %90 of arguments boiling down to this? P.S. sorry that you probably have to

Seriously, am I the only one who seems to encounter %90 of arguments boiling down to this?
P.S. sorry that you probably have to enlarge...

Having disagreements with strangers on the
internet? Don' t worry, this guide will teach you
how to win arguments every time!
Step one: Never respect the other person.
I do not acknoledge your opinions or
beliefs as a human being.
EXACTLY! So only
My oppinion on
this example of a
subject could be
the correct one!
Now this is where things get tricky, now your
opponent might make a mistake in his grammar,
and you must call him out on it, to show your
superiority, even if you yourself have made
mistakes in your spelling.
Yes, theres truth In what you HEY! It' s "There' s" not "theres i
say. but I have to point you' re clearly not intellegent I
out that some people enough to prove a point if
have different point of views, you can' t spell ' biig right
and mine "t f without slipping up,
you re such a
Hipocrite!
Oh the irony...)
Step 3: act as if you' re more experienced.
Well, I' m far more
Experienced/ lying
about being far more
there' s no
way you know
J? what you' re talking
If all else fails, or you were actaully
wrong, remember step 4: ungracefully
give up. Act as if you' re simply too
sophisticated for the other person to
understand, then block them. Works
Every time.
Well it' s clear that you' re simply
too mentally disabled and pathetic
to understand my part of the
argument, so I shall leave, I won' t
talk to you again . you come ti
your senses Ci?
Ci? and realize
I am right
Now that you know the basics,
you can now go out there
and be the renowned asshole
you were destined to become.
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Views: 5983 Submitted: 09/28/2013