I give that dive a 6. . My teacher got kicked out of the memes wee fer yelling out diving scores during Titanic: as maple jumped off the boat,. ehhh I'd give it a five precalc Teacher kicked out scores Titanic Jump
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis
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(09/28/2013) [-]
Wonder what that guy got that hit the screw? If that's what the thing at the end of the boat for movement is called in english.
User avatar #18 to #1 - fitta
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
User avatar #30 to #1 - jukuku
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(09/29/2013) [-]
>Screw thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Have a thumb.
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Uhm, thanks, have one back.
User avatar #12 to #1 - thechickencharmer
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User avatar #2 to #1 - chocolatehotdog
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(09/28/2013) [-]
Screw? wut
User avatar #3 to #2 - crazyolitis
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(09/28/2013) [-]
Or whatever it's called in english. I don't know man. The spinning thing that makes a ship move.
User avatar #4 to #3 - chocolatehotdog
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(09/28/2013) [-]
Oh, English isn't your first language? Sorry. Didn't read your hidden text. It's a propeller, dude.
User avatar #10 to #4 - rosietheamazon
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(09/29/2013) [-]
and now i've learned what that little blue thing is.
thank you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis
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(09/28/2013) [-]
I ******* knew it! I thought propellor was only used for old airplanes?
User avatar #6 to #5 - chocolatehotdog
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(09/28/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, but a propeller is anything that propels and creates thrust, you know? All planes have them.
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazyolitis
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Thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #8 to #7 - chocolatehotdog
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No problem, man.
#9 to #8 - lonevolff
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(09/29/2013) [-]
in the shipyards we call it a screw
User avatar #15 to #9 - propanex
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(09/29/2013) [-]
The more I know!
#44 to #9 - ripgeckosncherios
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(09/29/2013) [-]
literally translate from german its also a "ship screw"
User avatar #102 to #7 - createdjustnow
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(09/29/2013) [-]
it is called a screw, or propeller. both mean the same thing. a propeller is called an air screw, as well as the water screw. depending on where it's used
User avatar #14 to #6 - brainix
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Actually not all planes, remember that there is glidingpplanes just sayin'
#45 to #6 - expressway
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Technically jets dont have "propellers." One of the most basic classifications of planes are if they are prop (propeller driven) or jet aircraft. Either way, I commend you for your sharing of knowledge of the english language.
User avatar #125 to #6 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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Some planes have jet engines.
User avatar #11 to #5 - faithrider
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i believe that propeller is the general term as it propels. but i think you are also correct in calling it a screw, as i believe many modern (within the last 100 years maybe???) ship propellers are very screw like
#21 to #4 - wwttff
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on a massive ship like that it is a screw
User avatar #87 to #21 - chocolatehotdog
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I see, thanks for that. I've never heard the term before! Interesting.
#70 to #4 - anon id: 3e122786
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(09/29/2013) [-]
It can be called both.
#13 - nighthawxx
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(09/29/2013) [-]
ehhh    
I'd give it a five
ehhh
I'd give it a five
User avatar #17 to #13 - monkeybrains
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(09/29/2013) [-]
The spin was magnificent but the initial Form and Landing were lacking.
User avatar #20 to #17 - trystanvierra
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I think that counts as crow-hopping. Fail dive.
User avatar #27 to #20 - captainsheperd
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well, his arms were flailing quite uncontrollably. maybe hes was going for a dolphin dive but lost balance... but to impress the judges put a suprise spin
User avatar #73 to #27 - trystanvierra
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Still a failed dive. One more and he's disqualified from the contest.
User avatar #107 to #73 - captainsheperd
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firm but fair... i like it
User avatar #108 to #107 - trystanvierra
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That's what she said ...sorry, I couldn't resist...
#24 - emberstar
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User avatar #74 to #24 - wunderlichh
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I feel sorry for the Slovak swimmer
User avatar #77 to #24 - frankhh
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That's so mean...
User avatar #82 to #77 - killerliquid
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It's not real.
User avatar #93 to #24 - bdowns
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source?
#103 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(09/29/2013) [-]
9/11
9/11
#32 - nozepicker
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Best Titanic, lel
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#127 to #32 - grhenmader
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This thread, I like it
This thread, I like it
User avatar #129 to #127 - nozepicker
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want sum fuk?
#142 to #129 - grhenmader
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Wut?
Wut?
#36 to #32 - nozepicker
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User avatar #46 to #43 - sasyboncho
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Le orgasm face.
User avatar #52 to #46 - nozepicker
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wnt fuk
User avatar #53 to #52 - sasyboncho
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m8 ur ded
#71 - puremike
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(09/29/2013) [-]
9/10
9/10
User avatar #91 to #71 - seriouslyblack
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(09/29/2013) [-]
yeah if you count the panic-y flailing before he hit the propeller actually anywhere close to good
User avatar #104 to #91 - eddio
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(09/29/2013) [-]
But that quintuple overhead triple rotational Dewey Duck Dive was simply marvelous in form, a recovery if there ever was one.
User avatar #110 to #104 - shunkahawolf
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amazing form but his entrance was a little sloppy in the end there ed. now after the break we'll be back with the synchronized, 1 person floating on a piece of wood big enough for 2 event.
User avatar #112 to #110 - eddio
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That's right shunka, definitely a 10 Im seeing from our judges all across the board. That's a perfect score on assholery, and a fantastic illustration of ignorance and stupidity for our team out in the water there. This sure is shaping up to be a hell of an event. Now, what about that whistling for the rowboat in the cold grip of hypothermia evenyt, wolf? You think our last remaining contestant is gonna ace it?
User avatar #113 to #112 - shunkahawolf
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its hard to say ed. her performance in the "jumping from stuck up bitch to free spirit" event left alot to be desired and i dont think she can really handle a solo event like this. im guessing were going to only get one tone out of her, just like the we have for the whole show.
User avatar #115 to #113 - eddio
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A fair assessment there, Wolf. However, she did put up some potential in the "Paint me like one of your French girls" sketch-off, she definitely fell short in the "French" portion of the event, regrettably. We've just heard now from the judges that it was due to a noted lack in sassy intolerance and garlic aroma, an unfortunate loss of score for her.
User avatar #118 to #115 - shunkahawolf
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i had a feeling when i saw those freshly shaven armpits and lack of cigarette smoke surrounding her she was cheating ed but its a damn shame that she had to go to such lengths even after being paired with leonardo "can i get an oscar god damnit" decaprio
User avatar #119 to #118 - eddio
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I think I love you
User avatar #120 to #119 - shunkahawolf
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hehe X3
User avatar #121 to #120 - eddio
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blush X2.5
User avatar #123 to #121 - shunkahawolf
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; 3
User avatar #124 to #123 - eddio
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Okay lets not get too deep here.

Cue terrible pun.
User avatar #143 to #124 - shunkahawolf
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>w> oh my
User avatar #51 - mattdoggy
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Needs more propeller man
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