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Green Buds and Hash

Try it once. If you don't like it, don't worry. It won't hurt you... Unless you crash into a tree with a truck carrying several hundreds of pound-bricks. Then they'll hurt you without even having to light them up.

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By Dana Larsen
GREEN BUGS AND HASH
Would you like drern buds and hash?
No I would not, Mister Stash!
Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?
No I would not in a bend!
No I would not all day lend!
I do not like drern buds and hash.
I do not want them Mister Stash!
Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now er later?
I do not want them wrapped in paper.
I don' t want them new er later.
I don' t want them in a bong,
I do not want them all day long.
I do not like drern buds and hash,
I do not want them Mister Stash!
Would you like them in a joint?
No I would not, what' s the point?
Perhaps you would prefer a puff?
Just have one, that is enough.
I won' t partake, not of a putt,
Nora hoot, nor hit, nor hum
Would you try a tiny teke?
No I don' t want any smake!
What if they were vaporized'?
We told we no a thousand times!
Would you, could you, in a cake?
Gr in cookies I can bake?
I do not want them in a cake,
Or in cookies we could bake.
I do not want them vaporized,
Or other means we have devised.
I do not wish to try a teke,
Or otherwise inhale smake-
I won' t participate in puffs,
we have asked me quite endeth!
I get no joy from juicy joints,
I really do not see the point.
I do not want to use the bong,
I think that buds and hash are wrong.
In a tincture would we take it?
I could shew we hew to make it.
I do not want them in a tincture
Or in any other mixture!
I do not want drern buds and hash,
I do not want them Mister Stash!
Why do we care if I try them'?
Will we profit ifl buy them'?
I offer buds and hash for free,
l There is no benefit to me
Sameone said that that you were sick,
drern buds and hash might do the trick.
If we find we' re getting thinner,
With no appetite for dinner,
Gr you suffer from sclerosis,
Epilepsy or neuroses,
For almost all the ills that ail ya,
buds and hash will never fail ya.
Have glaucoma? PMS?
Green buds and hash have much success.
For protection against strokes,
Its best to have some potent takes.
If your muscles are not dandy,
Try some drern bed infused candy.
For migraines, spasms, eyed cancer,
Green buds and hash provide the answer.
If we are not feeling right,
Then have drern buds and hash tonight-
It' s true I am not feeling great,
My hearth' s been rather poor of late.
My doctor says that I have ills,
He told me I should take these pills.
I cannot even sleep at night,
I never do feel quite alright.
I will try drern buds and hash,
I will try them Mister Stash!
Hey now I am feeling deed!
They worked just like we said they weild.
I have never felt this tanel
Green buds and hash are quite deride!
I will bake a drern bud brennie,
Whenever I am feeling freddy.
I will try them vaporized,
That technique seems very wise.
I will take them in a tincture,
And in every other mixture.
Perhaps I weild prefered putt,
And stop when I have had enough.
I will roll some massive joints,
And smoke them down to little points.
I will teke upon the bong,
I will do it all day lend-
I really like drern buds and hash,
I do enjoy them Mister Stash!
Thanks for being ed insistent
And for being ed persistent.
My mind and body are improved,
My spirit also has been moved.
Though I was told they are a sin,
Green buds and hash are medicine.
I' m sorry that I was so hateful,
Now I know I should be grateful!
Thank we, thank we, Mister Stash,
Thank we fer drern buds and hash!
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Submitted: 09/28/2013
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User avatar #1 - swagasauruss ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All for medicinal purposes but
Pot doesn't help with cancer...it helps with chemo because when going threw chemo you lose your appetite and dont want to eat so you start to starve. Pot gives you your appetite back.

Note 2 : Did you know it is illegal to treat cancer in the United States with anything other than surgery, chemotherapy or radiation?
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