friends Beginning of year party
in the red solo cups
mice onion soup being served
someone take some, taste it, throw it away
didnt check himself
Crumbling heard in the room
tthe smell of onions fills the air
comes em ofthe soup with his ogresized first.
Aye ladder, ya didn' t check yourself"
Scrabs the guy by the dick
Nao youve gen an' shrecked yourself ladder["
Whites off guy' s dick, turns him around
buttshecks ensue as the male is forced to drink the onion soup
cums onion sauce in this guy
turns to rest of party
all try to run away at this part but shrek is tee fast
acheives his final few and catches most of the party guests and slides each of them pnts his green shaft
wees each one as a human fleshlight
rd sit there watchiing, crying tears
we finishes, comes to me
Aye, it be your turn now ladder"
Chillingly get on all fears fer shrek
His eshrekt cock slides all the way up my butthole, shatters my intestines, and up and em my threat.
sit hurts, but i know it pleases shrek
finishes and lets go of me
Thanks ferzat, ladder"
awake up next morning on couch
sleek down and see completely naked
wee everyone else also starting to stir
tthen i notice a strange green hue in all of us
spuddenly i realize
rd hear a voice in the back of my mind
Hi bet you weren' t reinspecting that!"
is love, Shrek is life