Not as bad as Krampus. . This is Emile, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas. You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pou
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Not as bad as Krampus

This is Emile, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children
before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will ******* eat you.
The morn doesn' t even look panicked she' sjust "Sigh. Goddamn it
Jimmy I ******* told you."
Icelandic people are hardcore-
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Submitted: 09/28/2013
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#6 - harbingerwolf (09/28/2013) [-]
This isnt diet baby...
#7 - benjamino (09/28/2013) [-]
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
#24 - drhoffable (09/28/2013) [-]
shes right behind me.. isnt she..
#18 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I forgot to turn the oven off
#30 - acidreign (09/28/2013) [-]
This isn't my hamburger..
#27 - senseofpurpose (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey guyz, my name is Kronos and I don't need to wait till Christmas eve
User avatar #17 - scentless (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is just barbaric and savage.

Why would she start eating her food in the middle? That's just fuken messy. At least nibble his toes and work your way up, also does it have to be raw? Disembowel him and fry him a bit to give his skin a crispy taste or something. Maybe add seasoning.
#48 - pizzamuffins (09/28/2013) [-]
have i really seen enough hentai?
#51 - eyemeralds (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#49 - Monkeysuit **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
**** ... that wasn't a fart...
#35 - iamphoenix (09/28/2013) [-]
Shoulda had a V8.
#46 - evenzebrasroar (09/28/2013) [-]
Wait... where did I leave my keys
#4 - BuffaloSpringfield (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#38 - rololo **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
Iceland is ******* metal.
#115 - toastandbananas (09/29/2013) [-]
i still don't know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #8 - savethepandas ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Krampus

We got that in our culture (Croatia, nice to meet you), too and we call it Krampus; different names, similar roles/lores. He usually accompanies St. Nicholas (Santa Claus alter ego) , and is less hardcore then his relative in Icelandic lore. All he does is steal candy and give out rods to parents to punish bad children.

Also, SPN did an episode with these creatures, and I trembled at the mention of Krampus, therefore I posted the link. I know SPN is not the most accurate source for information but there are so many lores and SPN seems to cover the main detalis.

sorry for the 'cool story, bro' text but whatever
#9 to #8 - byodensbeard (09/28/2013) [-]
What I think of whenever I hear Krampus.
What I think of whenever I hear Krampus.
#117 - pikininja (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How bad can a 2-3 year old kid be for something to eat them?
#107 - ragingspacepanda (09/29/2013) [-]
I guess you could say Jimmy was rustled.... in her stomach
#58 - napalmpie (09/28/2013) [-]
Good thing the only pics I ever sorted in one file are sometimes related to something.
Good thing the only pics I ever sorted in one file are sometimes related to something.
#61 - sasyboncho (09/28/2013) [-]
Did I turn the stove off?
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