Naturally.. . File: 1374881_ -( flt an 320x180, [ ) FUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES
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File: 1374881_ -( flt an 320x180, [ )
FUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY
NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TC) A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE' S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST
GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY
STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEC) ) ( WWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK- HOLY FUCKING
SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SC) HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I' NEVER HAD ANYTHING
BURN SC) BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SC) BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TC)
GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TC) GET BLARED THROUGH MY
FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME- NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TC)
PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SC) THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT
INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK- THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE E SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE- JUST AS I' M STANDING THERE TRYING TC) FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY
BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING (OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TC) JOHNS HOPKINS- I FRREE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR
MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON . HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING TC) ME YET. WAT
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User avatar #2 - neoseagull (09/27/2013) [-]
Surprised that came to a conclusion and no one walked the dinosaur.
#3 - gerno ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
CHRIST MY SIDES HURT
#1 - shinigamizak (09/27/2013) [-]
fucking gold !
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