There are some benefits to being a man. . want Idea but taunt wan rm be Pregnant at gate lama but I dent wanna adapt either Because want them to be mine do you
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There are some benefits to being a man

want Idea but taunt wan rm be Pregnant at gate lama but I dent
wanna adapt either Because want them to be mine do you see
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User avatar #2 - timmywankenobi (09/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
but giving birth also has advantages like it will be almost impossible for you to lose custody of your child ,even if you're a crack whore the system will let you keep it usually.
#17 - micekill (09/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dunno, i wish i was a lady (sometimes) so i could suffocate men with "you don't know my pain" arguments, and i want to give milk to my baby (and possibly man).
#30 - ttubkcid (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Just an opinion though, but I don't understand why some people are so disperate to become pregnant. It's like having a tumor growing inside of you for almost a whole year and if it doesn't end in death it ends in lifelong disappointment.
Just an opinion though, but I don't understand why some people are so disperate to become pregnant. It's like having a tumor growing inside of you for almost a whole year and if it doesn't end in death it ends in lifelong disappointment.
#52 to #30 - hiccupthehuman (09/28/2013) [-]
Is that how your parents told you about your birth?
User avatar #12 - Crusader (09/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Surrogate
#40 - freakyfingers (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Should we just start calling this site Tumblr 2.0?   
If I want Tumblr content I got to Tumblr, If I want to find GOOD Tumblr content I go to FJ...
Should we just start calling this site Tumblr 2.0?
If I want Tumblr content I got to Tumblr, If I want to find GOOD Tumblr content I go to FJ...
User avatar #11 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I dunno if I was a woman I'd be willing to do it, i mean true love comes from having your own offspring and continuing your legacy through another piece of you... sorry for those who are adopted.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Crusader (09/28/2013) [-]
Your legacy isn't in your blood though.
If that were true then Huntington's, cancer, diabetes, pale skin, Parkinson's and Alzheimer's are some pretty ****** legacies to leave behind.

Your legacy is what you do, and who you do it with. You can have your own kids, all the power to you, or you can adopt, and take a child that faces a lifetime of discrimination, foster homes, adoption centers, depression and disparity and give them the opportunity to have a family.

Or, you know, have both and have them hate each other because one thinks the other is hand picked, and the adopted one hates the blood child because they feel that the blood child is closer to you eventually leading to an all out brawl and family shattering fight that leaves one or both bloody and bruised and broken only to find solace that they were both raised as equals and that they are both special.
If you do do that last case avoid having an adopted child of one sex and a blood child of the other, because then there is nothing stopping them from having their own children
User avatar #28 - satrenkotheone (09/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I wish I was genetically female so that I could become pregnant...
#45 to #28 - demideus (09/28/2013) [-]
no seriously why?
no seriously why?
#70 - ronnywillkillyou (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow just realized its my 2 year anniversary since I signed up here, its been fun, thank you for providing tons of laughs for the past 2 years FJ community.
User avatar #27 - timmity (09/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You can get a healthy sperm from a donor, remove the dna and replace it with your own, take out one of your own eggs and fertilise it with the sperm, implant it in a willing donor (e.g. best friend, sister, mother ect.)
User avatar #31 to #27 - therealtjthemedic (09/28/2013) [-]
wouldn't that be a clone
User avatar #9 - xdeathspawnx (09/28/2013) [-]
yeah, but men have to deal with a bipolar moody pregnant women for nine months. Its not as bad as childbirth but its not like we just flick a switch and a baby pops out of nowhere.
User avatar #81 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/28/2013) [-]
im just gonna go on a **** spree and plant as many seeds as possible
then come back and see all the fatherless children i have from one night stands
I'll choose my favorite and live my life as if nothing happened.
#79 - bladebites (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't want kids at all, but if I do I'm definitely adopting. To be honest, I don't understand why it's such a huge deal if they're not "yours", but that's just me.   
I'm hoping if I end up getting married, whoever my husband is doesn't mind, because no way in hell am I getting pregnant.
I don't want kids at all, but if I do I'm definitely adopting. To be honest, I don't understand why it's such a huge deal if they're not "yours", but that's just me.
I'm hoping if I end up getting married, whoever my husband is doesn't mind, because no way in hell am I getting pregnant.
#68 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [-]
mfw first guy was same fagging
User avatar #19 - tonkkax (09/28/2013) [-]
But fathers don't want to become fathers.
User avatar #10 - LightBright (09/28/2013) [-]
well you can put your egg and your lovers sperm inside of another woman for a price
User avatar #7 - Zydratejunkie (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to adopt. Because I never want to go through pregnancy or birth. But just being a father wouldn't do because I also never want to change diapers. I'm just going to adopt some 4 year old kid when I'm like 40.
#1 - hoddon (09/28/2013) [-]
this benefit and every other one there is
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