Bed.

A lot of letters coming in for you today...

its metric based, so why not?

It's a scale 'Murica uses because it's heavier than a kilogram. So when I say I weigh something in kg, yanks won't feel so bad since their obese weight has a similar number.

Except no. It's the opposite. A kilogram is more than twice as heavy as a pound.

Oh, so it's just a matter of getting higher numbers for free! Damn jew conspiracy!

Yeah, well the British literally have a unit of weight called a stone, which works out to about 6.3 kilograms or 14 pounds. So the average adult only ways like 13 stone, which sounds way better than the average American at 400 pounds.

I think I'm just gonna run back to my metric system.

Yeah, that's all I use in Australia. Metric Master Race.

I know.

Or maybe a 13 year old with a big appetite.

I weigh 220 ;;))))
imma eat you because i love nachos enough to eat something if its .75% nacho
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