The Knitter

OR he could have gotten his powers of mad knitting skills by a radioactive grandma bite polt twist: it was his long lost grandma that escaped from the retirement home

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#60 to #1 - monkeybrains (09/28/2013) [-]

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#54 to #1 - schnitzelwagen (09/28/2013) [-]

Her battlecry would be: "Why don't you visit more often?"

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#46 to #1 - nefarian (09/28/2013) [-]

You mean his sensei?

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#27 - drtrousersnake (09/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)

Bad oneliner thread go:

Knot this time Batman
Weave been expecting you
Better Quilt while you're ahead

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#30 to #27 - deftonesjunkie (09/28/2013) [-]

ahh bruce youv'e gone Soft

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#38 to #27 - Pein (09/28/2013) [-]

Don't be a Knit-wit, Batman

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#81 to #27 - stormietheraver (09/28/2013) [-]

this is getting out of hand, better quit before **** starts to unravel

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#65 to #27 - erbwie (09/28/2013) [-]

His Indian side-kick: Kashmir

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#57 to #27 - skulldan (09/28/2013) [-]

**** you batman

im not good at puns

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#56 to #27 - schnitzelwagen (09/28/2013) [-]

Sorry, Batman, but you won't be able to get behind the plan I've weaved.

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#45 to #27 - kneehumper (09/28/2013) [-]

Oh I'm sorry Batman, I always been a bit of a knitpicker!

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#73 to #27 - bankaii (09/28/2013) [-]

Looks like you got me in a bit of stitch batman.

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#72 to #27 - danilawleit (09/28/2013) [-]

You'll needle more than a few batarangs to beat me!

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#49 - mankey (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

There has to be a scene where he distracts catwoman with a ball of yarn.

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#75 to #49 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]

Yes

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#31 - Animefreake (09/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)

There is already a ******* of fanart with him!

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#67 to #35 - madalice ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]

Fabulous cousin of The Riddler in that pho

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#12 - include (09/28/2013) [-]

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#3 - coustify (09/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Anyone with a lighter or matches.

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#25 to #3 - anonymous poster (09/28/2013) [-]

instead of yarn, strings of flesh.

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#5 to #3 - randomwanker (09/28/2013) [-]

Why would you need those?

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#9 to #5 - sinonyx (09/28/2013) [-]

to set the yarn on fire......

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#15 to #9 - randomwanker (09/28/2013) [-]

Ohh... I feel stupid now

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#53 - phsycokiller (09/28/2013) [-]

I'd bang him.

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#66 - daentraya (09/28/2013) [-]

I'm surprised that noone has mentioned Yin Yarn from Kirby's Epic Yarn

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#59 - admiralen ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

is it just me or did he copy kenjis awesome scarf?

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#62 to #59 - jazzytheferret (09/28/2013) [-]

He obviously made Kenjis scarf.

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#55 - schnitzelwagen (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

One would need a close-knit group of people to defead him.

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#71 to #55 - tankerdude (09/28/2013) [-]

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#78 to #55 - anonymous poster (09/28/2013) [-]

Carlos is mentionned on Funnyjunk. All frenchmen swell up with pride !

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#28 - wiredguy (09/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

...
I would **** him so hard.

Just saying.

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#29 to #28 - emurater (09/28/2013) [-]

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#123 to #29 - wiredguy (09/28/2013) [-]

Oh, hey

You used to hang out in that Tinychat a lot, didn't you?

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#124 to #123 - emurater (09/29/2013) [-]

I own that tinychat.

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#14 - strikerking (09/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Wouldn't anyone with flame powers beat him within like 5 minutes?

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#58 to #14 - skulldan (09/28/2013) [-]

then he could use that as a trap, knit a net around a building that would burn it down, forcing the flame man to not use his poweres rendering him useless

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#37 to #14 - supamonkey (09/28/2013) [-]

Wool is actually hard to burn compared to nylon and polyester.

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#19 to #14 - dabronydude ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]

what if he knitted with like metal wool or something?
he IS a super hero, maybe he can make super wool.

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#16 to #14 - captfuckhead (09/28/2013) [-]

..he's a C-List villain, B-List at best.

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#17 to #16 - strikerking (09/28/2013) [-]

Yeah, he'd probably play the ****** sidekick or something to an actual B-lister.

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#76 - tommymemeborn (09/28/2013) [-]

Nitta for lyfe

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#74 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]

Not a half bad idea

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#40 - cosmicapprentice (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

This post really made my night <3

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#64 to #40 - erbwie (09/28/2013) [-]

Don't know why someone would thumb you down for this...so I balanced out the universe. Have a nice day!

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#125 to #64 - cosmicapprentice (09/29/2013) [-]

Thank you kind sir. Have this kitty.

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#24 - PEDOBEARKIDS (09/28/2013) [-]

and im just sitting here

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#18 - EpicNerd (09/28/2013) [-]

Mothman...

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#6 - toddingram (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

he looks like roy harper when he was going through a phase

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#13 to #6 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]

We do not speak of the dreaded "China Cat" here.

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#7 to #6 - faithrider (09/28/2013) [-]

he is roy harper's "unmentioned" younger brother

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