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This will... never happen..

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Game bang rm. baby, I want
ytxc. . . rottie, and I dent hadn't
a lotta boy!
This is margins dad, and you
tatl her _ . and my
art to -data yau, vws you
want to. co' me' over for "dinner
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#8 - karlthemarxist **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wow that's gay...
Wow that's gay...
#19 - badpeace (09/27/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I don't really understand this whole "no **** b4 marrge" thing, especially in the united states, since it's apparently all about freedom. Same with the "daddy has shotgun and he wil shot u if u sex".


I live in denmark, and honestly, it's socially accepted to have sex the first time when you are 15-16 - hell it's nearly expected. Of course you're a slut if you had sex at 12-14, but really, parent's don't care that much as long as you are just careful and use a condom, and there isn't a lot of fuss about it.


TL;DR: Could anyone explain the ********** about having sex before marriage? And about angry daddies shooting sons-in-laws?
User avatar #54 - mrwillje ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
How the **** is this even funny, interesting, or remotely entertaining, not to mention it's the most fake one of these I've ever seen.
#28 - harala (09/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
So no one is going to comment on the name Morgan.    
As in Captain Morgan.   
As in a dude's name.
So no one is going to comment on the name Morgan.
As in Captain Morgan.
As in a dude's name.
#31 to #28 - phoenixactual (09/27/2013) [-]
Morgan is a unisex name
#26 - ggdhindo (09/27/2013) [-]
draking like a fag!
User avatar #104 - loodee (09/27/2013) [-]
what a faggot dad
#84 - johnnygat (09/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is the kind of gay **** you see on Facebook that says,
"Huuurr 1 Liek = 1 respect Durrr"
#59 - anonymous (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, next thing you know that guy will be banging her dad..
#60 to #59 - mraye (09/27/2013) [-]
For $100 a night.
User avatar #88 - IamSofaKingdom (09/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I practice abstinence. There are a multitude of reasons but I do not like the idea of emotional commitments made so frivolously, the idea of stds or giving into the pressure that is placed on us in general. Movies, music, even car commercials use sex to stimulate us for their gains and it causes us to be even more focused on the topic than we naturally are (which is a lot). It is too easy to give into that propaganda and I don't like it, but to each his/her own.
#79 - mankey ONLINE (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As people have said, fake. But it does give me a great idea for a story behind it, involving the word "Sweeetie" being a code word for "My Dad is checking this text" which she worked out with him before hand and they've come up with all kinds of code words for how they should react in certain instances.

Like "Honeeey" means she's being held hostage and he needs to call the cops.
Or "Cutieee" means her vegan grandparents are there and she needs a peperroni pizza stat!.
Or "Babieeee" means they're about to elope and she has her bags packed, pick her up in half an hour with the bus tickets.
Or if he ever meets a random stranger who calls him "Poppeeeeey" that means she has somehow switched bodies with that stranger and he needs to trust her and help her get back to her own body
......I think all healthy relationships need code words, especially that last one, because you never know.
#130 - dacno (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#74 - Blasphemer (09/27/2013) [-]
... this is one of the reasons why I hate internet sometimes...
User avatar #47 - thederpestest (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That wont happen.. Unless the bitch is ugly as **** and he just says excuses to not having sex.
User avatar #55 to #47 - lordgeneral (09/27/2013) [-]
or or or, just stay with me here, some people actually believe in chastity. I know I did.
#117 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
He wasn't ready?
He wasn't ready?
#92 - anonymous (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Holy **** what a ******* faggot lol and I rarely use that word because it's so over used. But seriously... this guy is ******* gay as hell. "Let's wait until marriage" What a bitch. This isn't the 1800s anymore, get with the times. Welcome to the modern world.

You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it first right?
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User avatar #25 - inuyuru (09/27/2013) [-]
"....And by the way, what are you wearing? I want to know....for uh, Morgan. Yea."
User avatar #48 - therealdiscord (09/27/2013) [-]
Totally legit.
User avatar #91 - hbombintown (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
is the chick named morgan?
User avatar #98 to #91 - thatscrewedupkid (09/27/2013) [-]
it is a unisex namme
#69 - staph (09/27/2013) [-]
What The dad really Responded. What are you, gay ?
User avatar #24 - guffspeak (09/27/2013) [-]
Meh, regardless of what we think, its pretty cool that he is sticking with a commitment that they made with each other.

Now, if it were me, that commitment would be, "we will eat blizzards while pushing each other around walmart in carts every thursday night".
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