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User avatar #8 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
my friend won't break that one untill he's 36

was legally dead for a couple of hours when he was 18.
#17 to #8 - lujan (09/27/2013) [-]
I've been pronounced dead 3 times. Twice when I was a baby and once in high school.
User avatar #25 to #17 - deadadventurer (09/27/2013) [-]
You sound like something Nature would deem unworthy and left in the woods.
#28 to #25 - lujan (09/27/2013) [-]
When I was 12 I worked with a traveling carnival. Close enough probably.
User avatar #54 to #28 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2013) [-]
are you ******* serious

that sounds awesome

like, how did you get a job at the age of 12, with a travelling carnival? That sounds like a vaudville-era story.
#58 to #54 - lujan (09/28/2013) [-]
My great uncle is the owner and I had recently been taken away from my crack addicted mom. I've lived a long life.
#23 to #17 - pornoranger (09/27/2013) [-]
you were the first
User avatar #53 to #23 - thinegame (09/27/2013) [-]
Patient zero.
#15 to #8 - heroofkvatch (09/27/2013) [-]
ask him what Valhalla was like.
User avatar #9 to #8 - zaxzwim (09/27/2013) [-]
**** dude a couple of hours? after like 30 minutes you start getting brain damage
User avatar #33 to #9 - crazyhindu (09/27/2013) [-]
Dude after like 8 minutes you end up a vegetable.
#29 to #9 - anonymous (09/27/2013) [-]
My grandfather fell overboard while drunk, and of course he drowned and was dead for several hours

Then they accidentally resuscitated him. But he could not beat death a second time, sadly.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
maybe it was couple of minutes then...
i dunno, wasn't there, was just told.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zaxzwim (09/27/2013) [-]
if it was a couple of minutes that makes more sense. just a simple misunderstanding, good day to you sir.
User avatar #16 to #11 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
well, all i know is his brain is just fine
so probably a couple of minutes.
User avatar #45 to #16 - mitchr (09/27/2013) [-]
I'd assume he would have been dead for some length of time, then unconscious for a few hours.
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