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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - caucasianblackbear
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Congratulations! A woman comedian making jokes about her vagina! Hilarious! LOL!
User avatar #3 to #1 - robobloxx
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I really dislike female comedians.
#4 to #1 - anon id: b28020e4
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I can almost literally smell the bitterness you reek of.
#51 to #1 - erpetrich
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#2 to #1 - JimmyRocketfingers
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Seemed more like a penis/rap joke to me. And a good one at that.
Seemed more like a penis/rap joke to me. And a good one at that.
#7 - Tazdingo
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Hilarious.
#26 - tazpy
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These comments.
#9 - kolokainte
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Why all women comedians always make jokes about their vagina or their periods? gross
User avatar #10 to #9 - grandlordchicken
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Actually this one was about something called a penis, try looking it up.
#14 to #10 - kolokainte
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so that's why she talk about pussy, you ******* piece of ****
User avatar #15 to #14 - grandlordchicken
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I'm really sorry, I didn't realize you we're one of those people who can't understand jokes.
#16 to #15 - kolokainte
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the only thing you will take is something called a penise
#17 to #16 - frysandaburger
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User avatar #18 to #16 - grandlordchicken
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Are.... Are you having trouble reading this, at no point did I say the word take..... Check your eye dilation in the mirror, you might have a concusion.
#23 to #18 - kolokainte
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check your privilege you cis scum
User avatar #27 to #23 - grandlordchicken
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Oh Jesus ******* Christ, I just realized, I'm talking to cleverbot.
#29 to #27 - kolokainte
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i doubt talking is the only thing you can do with your tongue
User avatar #32 to #29 - grandlordchicken
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I'm sorry but are to trying to hit on me? You're doing bad job of it.
#33 to #32 - kolokainte
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the only thing i'm trying to hit is your fat ass
User avatar #36 to #33 - grandlordchicken
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Yeah see, that also sounds like you're solicitations sex.
#37 to #36 - kolokainte
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see that like an oportunity you virgin fag, i bet you watch mlp
User avatar #38 to #37 - grandlordchicken
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Ah.. So you are asking me for sex. I will have to decline as I do not like you. However I enjoyed this conversation, you were quite entertaining.
#40 to #38 - kolokainte
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i'm not asking anything, you interpreted what is say for sex solicitation cause you are a perverted weaboo faggot
User avatar #41 to #40 - grandlordchicken
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"i doubt talking is the only thing you can do with your tongue"
"the only thing i'm trying to hit is your fat ass"
"see that like an opportunity"
Funnyjunk is not the best place to try and get laid.
#46 to #41 - kolokainte
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when is was talking about your tongue its because i bet you suck dick for your fix

I'm trying to hit your fat ass but not in a sexual way

And see that like and oportunity because this discution is the nearest thing from sex you propably have
User avatar #48 to #46 - grandlordchicken
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"when is was talking about your tongue its because i bet you suck dick for your fix"
You're not making this any less sexual.
#50 to #48 - kolokainte
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So when you call someone a cock sucker that's because you want sex with him?

dunno why you are virgin if its your way to hit on someone
User avatar #52 to #50 - grandlordchicken
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This conversation has become dull. Your no fun anymore.
#53 to #52 - kolokainte
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User avatar #44 to #41 - grandlordchicken
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Oh jeez, I just realized you're probably 12 and don't know what sex is, just um, just ask your parents.
User avatar #39 to #38 - grandlordchicken
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In fact here... Have some thumbs
#13 - icewraith
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User avatar #21 to #13 - bitchplzzz
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[ ] Gay
[ ] Loser
[ ] Virgin
[x] All of the above
#24 to #21 - icewraith
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User avatar #28 to #24 - bitchplzzz
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Except I dont give a **** about that, if you read and actually used your brain, you would've noticed shes just going off the stupid rap lyrics, she didnt tell the dude to rap about sex, he did, so shes mocking that...

Although, i cant say anything about her other jokes, just sayin
#30 to #28 - icewraith
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User avatar #71 to #30 - bitchplzzz
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Sorry you feel that way
User avatar #25 to #13 - mutzaki
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That's pretty much what every comedian talks about. If not sex, it's black people/white people, gay people, or more likely all of the above. Louis CK is a great comedian, but he talks about sexual topics, race and homophobia a lot.
She was making fun of retarded rap lyrics that were sexual, and I thought it was pretty damn funny.

By all means, bash on comedians that talk too much about ******* or masturbating, but bash on the countless male comedians that do it, too.
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User avatar #70 to #13 - teoferrazzi
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maria bamford, aubrey plaza, tig notaro are all good comediennes
User avatar #20 to #13 - SlipknotNine
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I actually completely agree, every female comedian i have ever seen has just made sex jokes, jokes about how bad men are and jokes about how they struggle with life because of their vagina
User avatar #57 to #20 - theshadowed
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Then find a good female comedian and stop bitching about the ones you've seen you idiot
#22 to #13 - teasquid
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I don't know about you,  but Sarah Silverman is ******* hilarious. Of course that's an opinion.    
Not every female comedian makes sexual jokes, gee, maybe you should consider to put down the bat and stop hitting the dead horse because it's getting pathetic seeing people like you whine about these women's sense of humor. It's all fine when a guy does it. But god forbid a girl do it.   
   
I realize I sound like a feminist cunt, but it's really, just honestly, sad how cynical you're being.
I don't know about you, but Sarah Silverman is ******* hilarious. Of course that's an opinion.
Not every female comedian makes sexual jokes, gee, maybe you should consider to put down the bat and stop hitting the dead horse because it's getting pathetic seeing people like you whine about these women's sense of humor. It's all fine when a guy does it. But god forbid a girl do it.

I realize I sound like a feminist cunt, but it's really, just honestly, sad how cynical you're being.
User avatar #43 to #22 - shadowlordxx
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I disagree. I don't think you sound like a feminist at all. His comment is just a rehashing of what so many other people try to criticize female comedians for. Honestly I find it pretty funny too. And I agree, Sarah Silverman is hysterical. I met her in person and she is just as funny in person.
#42 to #13 - pridefulmatthew
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Umm...
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User avatar #58 - theshadowed
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A WOMAN COMEDIAN MADE A JOKE ABOUT A VAGINA. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF HER OTHER JOKES BUT FROM THIS I CAN AUTOMATICALLY SEE SHE IS **** BECAUSE I AM EUPHORIC AND ENLIGHTENED BY MY INTELLIGENCE

Basically everyone in the comments. You're a bunch of bitter bastard aren't you
User avatar #79 to #58 - mattyjay
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My cursor hovered over the red thumb there.
User avatar #80 to #79 - theshadowed
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Ok.
User avatar #60 to #58 - randomathon
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But this comedian is ****. have you seen her show. It's goddamn ******* holy fart terrible.
User avatar #62 to #60 - theshadowed
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I haven't, but I have seen plenty of good female comedians, mainly off Mock the Week. Do you think everyone in the comments bitching has seen her show?
User avatar #65 to #62 - randomathon
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Also I'm not saying there aren't any good female comedians. I'm just saying this one in particular is terrible.
User avatar #66 to #65 - theshadowed
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Ok, fair enough. Haven't seen her show, can't judge for myself
User avatar #63 to #62 - randomathon
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I think they meant female comedians overplay vagina jokes.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed
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Not every female comedian. You have you fair share of **** male ones as well
#67 to #58 - Yojimbo
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It's just that female comedians have a bad reputation for relying less on actual humor, and more on crude sex jokes and "shock" factor. Sadly she isn't being an exception to the stereotype.
It's just that female comedians have a bad reputation for relying less on actual humor, and more on crude sex jokes and "shock" factor. Sadly she isn't being an exception to the stereotype.
User avatar #75 to #67 - sixfivefourtwoone
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A comedian's job is to make you laugh. It is never written how they have to do it. If she makes people laugh with crude sex jokes like a lot of other comedians, what does it matter? She's doing her job and earning her money.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theshadowed
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Its a shame really. I've only really seen good female comedians. Well I'm British, so it could be different in other places
User avatar #69 to #68 - Yojimbo
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Okay, I'll rephrase because I have actually seen some funny British female comedians, American female comedians have a bad rep, and rightly so.
User avatar #11 - killingsin
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Before I go down to the comment I am going to make a prediction as to what is contained down there:
It will be filled with people going, "female comedians only know how to make sex jokes".

AND I WAS RIGHT! WHAT IS MY PRIZE?
A feeling of disappointment in humanity as a whole?
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zight
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before scrolling down i knew and didn't care what people would say because everyone has opinions. then there come ***** like you who think they are superior to the rest, also let me just state i don't really care but come off your high horse
User avatar #45 to #12 - shadowlordxx
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What high horse? he's just giving his opinion. Just because you might disagree doesn't make him suddenly be acting like he's better than you
User avatar #55 to #45 - zight
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"AND I WAS RIGHT! WHAT IS MY PRIZE?
A feeling of disappointment in humanity as a whole?
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED."

he believes he is better because he didn't give out the same opinion as others, capitalizing letters to emphasize how he couldn't have been more right, "what he always wanted" figure of speech sure, sarcasm, yea, but he's using it in a manner demeaning anyone who said things about female comedians and sex jokes.
User avatar #61 to #55 - killingsin
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It's oddly satisfying to see people analyse and debate the random bollocks that comes out of ones mouth.
This must be how celebrities feel.
User avatar #77 to #61 - zight
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people criticize everything, some just feel like analyzing somethings more then others despite how random it may seem, it is also oddly satisfying to know that i am done here because you can't change someones mind on the internet when they think they are right. even me, and i acknowledge that
#31 to #11 - teasquid
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I agree with you whole-heartily. It's pathetic how fj attitude has just targeted anything that has a vagina.   
   
 Not saying everyone is, but the majority hate sensible feminist (not the feminazis), girls who do actually play games (and don't brag about it), or female comedians (whose jokes are actually decent).
I agree with you whole-heartily. It's pathetic how fj attitude has just targeted anything that has a vagina.

Not saying everyone is, but the majority hate sensible feminist (not the feminazis), girls who do actually play games (and don't brag about it), or female comedians (whose jokes are actually decent).
#5 - taurusguy
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I would like to inquire about the name of this fair comedian.
User avatar #8 to #5 - fjusernumberone
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Not sure why you got thumbed down but Sara Schaefer is her name.
User avatar #59 - mayormilkman
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I don't know about you guys, but I think this is getting reposted a lot.
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue
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Everyone's thumbing down the people saying "Oh she's making a vagina joke."
Technically she is. She's talking about sex, which requires both a penis and a vagina.
I think her joke sucked.
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