'good' idea. source: Facebook. Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dripped my textbook and faded at the same time, nob
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source: Facebook

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I
had the bright idea that if I dripped my
textbook and faded at the same time,
nobody would hear it. I dropped my
textbook, everyine locked at me, then I
fated. Loudly
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Submitted: 09/26/2013
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User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (09/26/2013) [+] (17 replies)
hfw
#3 to #2 - fourtwentt (09/26/2013) [-]
Forgot to add the pic so I guess mfw too
#9 - ihaveablackfrend (09/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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#15 - megakingen (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is how I imagine his class would look like.
#29 - SomeSortofBacon (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teacher's face when
#40 - lasmamoe (09/26/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this.
User avatar #17 - hemming (09/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Then i told everyone on facebook about it"
#37 - triggathepirate (09/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and the girl behind him's nose started bleeding?
Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and the girl behind him's nose started bleeding?
#125 - scoobi (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>In class
>Stomach pains
>Ate burrito last night and ********* hadn't passed
> Raise Hand
>"Mr. M, can I go to the washroom?"
>"I don't know. Can you?"
>Asshat thinks he is funny, meanwhile I'm about to have an anal evacuation
>"MAY I got to the bathroom?"
>"Yes."
>Stand up, monster fart about to emerge from colon
>Sprint to the door, think the creak of the door could cover up my fart
>About to open it
>Late kid named Josh throws open the door, slamming it against the wall
>Surprised me so much, pressure starts to relax
> "MR. M! MR. M, I'M HERE! SORRY I AM LATE!" Josh screams as loud as he can
>Anus lets out a horrendous stomach churning, blood pumping, heart racing fart
>Insides of me shaking violently as the beast emerges
>Ears ringing as 12 seconds later, monster fart still exploding
>Clench asshams as the beast is done unleashing its roar
> Awkward silent, many horrified
>Run to bathroom and push out the burrito
>Come back in class, whole class has not moved.
>MFW class nicknames October 5th, "The Roar Of The Beast"
#28 - crazyolitis (09/26/2013) [-]
I know the feeling.
#16 - thisistheguy (09/26/2013) [-]
tfw
tfw
#48 - closingcubez (09/26/2013) [-]
the reason why that person did it is so people'll know that he's the alpha and to not **** with him
#67 - mattdoggy (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be young kid   
>have to fart really bad and decide i'll let one out but there are too many people around   
>"i know, i'll run somewhere else and fart then run back, genius!"   
>i see a girl walking by a chin up bar   
>feeling the need to impress her i diverted my running and decided i'd grab the bar and swing from it at a high speed to launch myself like a super hero   
>i failed   
>the bar was wet slick from the dew that morning and i lauched myself but slipped off of it before i was ready   
>i landed right at her feet and let out the loudest fart i've ever had   
>i woke up to see the prettiest girl i knew uncontrollably laughing and me and then walked away   
>failure mode: [ ] Off [X] Activated
>be young kid
>have to fart really bad and decide i'll let one out but there are too many people around
>"i know, i'll run somewhere else and fart then run back, genius!"
>i see a girl walking by a chin up bar
>feeling the need to impress her i diverted my running and decided i'd grab the bar and swing from it at a high speed to launch myself like a super hero
>i failed
>the bar was wet slick from the dew that morning and i lauched myself but slipped off of it before i was ready
>i landed right at her feet and let out the loudest fart i've ever had
>i woke up to see the prettiest girl i knew uncontrollably laughing and me and then walked away
>failure mode: [ ] Off [X] Activated
User avatar #22 - iamtheceej ONLINE (09/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always tried to cough to cover it up, but it only ever forced the ass gas out after the cough...
#1 - schnickelfritz (09/26/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#86 - creepyunclebob (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be me, in class 5 or 6 years ago
>fart loudly in class
>everyone laughs
>I laugh
>nobody cares
User avatar #93 to #86 - cormy ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until it actually smells like **** .
User avatar #43 - badmonkey ONLINE (09/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why can't everyone just shift their asses to separate their ass cheeks and let it out silently?
#53 to #43 - triggathepirate (09/26/2013) [-]
Dat smell doe. Equivalent exchange.
Dat smell doe. Equivalent exchange.
#170 - achphoenix (09/27/2013) [-]
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#167 - agentonethreesix (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man 						****					 that.
Oh man **** that.
#69 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>Sitting in middle school lit class
>in cavernous school library
>have to fart
>push to let out little silent whoosh of air
>no good
>bum-trumpet foghorn of the lake of hell-fire lets loose
>walls magnify sound and carry it
>schoolmates heads snap to me
>lit teacher snaps head to me
>everyone staring for a good 3 minutes
>me uncontrollably giggling
>let loose a second stanky tuba
>it's even louder due to a sudden internal push from my laughing
>get sent to office
>laughing al the way
>10 minutes in front of principal before I can compose myself enough for him to tell me he's going to put me in ISS for classroom disruption.
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